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LayZ341

Professor

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Fry: I'll stop pointing you when you stop pointing at me!
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Future decision-making will be stymied when "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is replaced by "Pistol, Pistol, Pistol."
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Smarty

Professor

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Fry: Remember, Leela, if my horse wins, you go out with me. I am sure confident that mine will win...
Leela Go, go, go!! Yes! Thunderblob wins the race!
Fry: I knew that I shouldn't have bet on the horse with the drugs and the sleep disorder...there goes my date with Leela.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Fry: [thinking] I never should have introduced Leela to the Invisible Man...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Fry: A whole planet inhabited only by women, oh boy!
Leela: I thought you knew the planet Godot was a convent planet.
Fry: Ooooh...
Leela: Now hold still. I have to convince security you're a punching bag so we can land.
Fry: Oooooooh...
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Your Standard BendingUnit

Crustacean

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Fry: Leela, we're clear of the butt-slug planet. You can unclench now.
I tip my hat to anyone who tops that.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Professor Fansworth: Hmmmm....there seems to be something wrong with the odor simulation card in this bending unit's armpit!
Mom: Here, you twice-baked barf bag, take a whiff of mine so you can get it right this time!
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Smarty

Professor

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Farnsworth: Before I die, let me tell you that I had always loved you, not Mom.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Mom: What?!? My ass is lumpy!?!
It was at that moment Prof. Farnsworth realized that there was no market for a completely honest robot.
Mom: Walt! Bring me my cutting torch!
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Hey no.9.man, give us a new screencap already! [taps footcup]
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LayZ341

Professor

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Niblonian: This is SPARTA!
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Nibblonians: I am Spartacus! Niblonian: This is SPARTA!
Damn, beat me to it.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Nibblionan Horde: Buffet or Death!
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