A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #600 on:]

Leela:You thought pimps were that desperate? You of all robots should know those standards!

Bender:I thought $1000 was a great deal!

Fry:I personally thought you made more money doing this the other way around...

[Reply #601 on:]

tough call, but JBERGES gets the gold
honorary medal to Winna for the caption with the most rape in it....

[Reply #602 on:]

[Reply #603 on:]

Fry: Please don't cry, Leela. I'm sorry that you don't have a family, but I'm sure they are out there somewhere looking for you right now.

Leela: It's ok, I got an award today. (sobs)

Fry: I know its little consolation but we are here for you, the Professor, Amy, me, and maybe even bender.

Leela:I'm sorry you had to see that Fry, usually I try to keep my emotions on the inside where they can fester quietly as a mental illness. Why don't we go for a walk under the stars.

[Reply #604 on:]

Fry: Leela, you didn't have to glue your hands over your eye. I've put my pants back on, and the penguin's gone home for the night.

[Reply #605 on:]

Leela: (counting) Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen...

Fry: I know, I'll hide right here...that's the last thing she'll be expecting!

[Reply #606 on:]

Fry: "Leela, I think Amy was just messing with you when she said that only uncute girls where hair scrunchies that aren't made out of darkmatter."

Leela: "Fry, just shut up and go get Amy so I can show it to her; preferably before  My arms shatter under the weight."

[Reply #607 on:]

Leela: [sobbing] No one ever notices it when I get a new outfit or try something new with my hair!

Fry: That's nonsense, Leela...oh hey, you're wearing it up in a ponytail!

[Reply #608 on:]

Leela: Has he finished waving that hideous thing at me yet?
Fry: ...erm...no...

[Reply #609 on:]

Fry: So, I guess you're still mad at me for leaving the superglue out?

[Reply #610 on:]

Leela: I can't believe I did that. My one one chance at meeting the richest, most eligible male in the quadrant.

Fry: The delivery business isn't all glamour an glitz. If it's any consolation he was so hideous I almost crapped my pants too.

[Reply #611 on:]

Fry: Leela, I think we're both a little too old for peak-a-b...  Hey?!  Where'd you go?

[Reply #612 on:]

Fry: Fox? No, I didn't see a ghostly fox just now. Why do you ask?

[Reply #613 on:]

Fry: What is it, Leela? Were those bullies at Mom's delivery picking on you again?
Leela:They keep saying that you and I...*sob*..are dating!

[Reply #614 on:]

Wow, I found several of these amusing.  Nice work.

Curious, SO, and BR were all in the running.

Winner:  Sine

[Reply #615 on:]

Damn a winner before I could even post.

[Reply #616 on:]

And your post hid the fact a winner was declared quite expertly.

[Reply #617 on:]

Fry: I'll have a vodka martini with lemon peel, shaken, not stirred, for my friend.

Bender: And bring a straw!

[Reply #618 on:]

Bender: "So anyway, I had to sell the body in order to cover tonight's losses."

Leela: "But isn't that your body over there, stealing quarters from people playing the slot machines?"

Bender: "Well, yeah.  I didn't say I sold my body.  Oh, that reminds me.  Hey Fry, its okay if I use your stuff while you're gone, right?"

[Reply #619 on:]

Fry:I'll bet Bender's head on black.
Bender:What?!
Leela:Well, this whole time we've spent in Vegas, you've lost all our money, so as you said yesterday before you stole my wallet for the lottery, 'gotta win it back, whatever it takes!'
Fry: here, here! After 48 hours of no sleep and solid gambling, I'll bet anything to get back my pants back!
Bender:(looks at dealer) Sooo....you havent seen a wallet and a pair of pants lying around here somewhere that I can take off your hands, have you?

[Reply #620 on:]

Leela thought she'd wait just a little longer before telling Fry that Yes, we still have pinball in the thirty-first century. But No, this was not it.

[Reply #621 on:]

Bender learnt the valuable lesson that saying phrases like "you betcha ass!" in a Casino might lead to more trouble than it would if said anywhere else.

[Reply #622 on:]

Bender: So if I win, I get an extra head, right?

[Reply #623 on:]

Leela: Bender... maybe you've gambled enough...

Bender:  Screw you guys!  I've never been the type to quit while I'm a head!


I'm sorry

[Reply #624 on:]

Bender: "Oh my God it's Gamblor. Fry get my autograph book!"

[Reply #625 on:]

Leela: Bender... maybe you've gambled enough...

Bender:  Screw you guys!  I've never been the type to quit while I'm a head!


I'm sorry

There goes my chances of winning!

[Reply #626 on:]

Bender: What is that horrible shrieking noise?

Fry: Phil Hellmuth's head won your body in a poker game.

Bender: Oh? Did he try it on?

Leela: Yes, Then he checked inside your chest compartment.

Bender: Uh-oh.

[Reply #627 on:]

Fry: Bender, are you gonna bet it all? You're on fire!!

Bender: Yeah, and throw in my head. All I really need are my eyes.

Leela: But how will you drink, Bender?

Bender: Crap! Just bet the money.


I am absolutely horrible at these things.

[Reply #628 on:]

soylentOrange takes the proverbial cake.

[Reply #629 on:]

[Reply #630 on:]

Leela: "You and your ideas. 'I know where we can get away from everybody. Come on it'll be romantic.' I told you we wouldn't both fit in here!"

Fry: "And I told you, you have no imagination."

[Reply #631 on:]

Fry: And I'm not letting you out until you tell me where it is.

Leela: I'll get out eventually. And when I do, you're not going to need me to tell you. You'll feel it going in!

[Reply #632 on:]

Fry: ...well, if you're going to freeze yourself why are you wearing a jacket?

Leela: That's the kind of stupid question they won't have in the 41st Century... and besides you did.

[Reply #633 on:]

Fry: "Serves you right for not pulling my finger when I asked you to!"

[Reply #634 on:]

Fry: Shows what you know, Leela...that's finger laser-proof glass!

[Reply #635 on:]

Fry: Hey, it's your fault that you are in there--you just wouldn't give me back my piece of pizza.

[Reply #636 on:]

The only person that would be dumb enough to be fooled into miming someone that's frozen is Fry.

[Reply #637 on:]

Leela (singing):
   Anything you can do,
   I can do better.
   I can do anything
   Better than you.

Fry (also singing):
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can.

Fry:
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can.

Fry:
   No, you can't.

Leela:
   Yes, I can,
   Yes, I can!

[Reply #638 on:]

Fry: I'll take that one.

Fry's love life takes a desperate turn...

[Reply #639 on:]

Fry: What's with the Eye
(No sound)
Fry: What's with the Eye