A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #560 on:]

Fry: I know things look bad since we lost our jobs, Leela, but it could be worse. I mean, at least we're not being forced to work as talentless buskers yet.

Bender: Well then you might not want to see who just set out their tuba case across the street.

[Reply #561 on:]

SoS wins. futz and BendersRevenge come in close second.

[Reply #562 on:]

My first win! What a day this is turning out to be.

[Reply #563 on:]

Fry: "Man, I hate that new drill instructor. He made me sleep with my rifle last night and that thing's pointy."

Bender: "Wah, wah! That's nothing compared to what he did to me."

R. Lee Ermey's head walks up mounted on Bender's body.

Ermey: "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you how to dress yourself, when you were a child?!

[Reply #564 on:]

Bender: Yeah, very impressive sand-truck, Fry. Now quit fooling around with Amy's bikini-in-a-can and dig me out before the tide comes in!

Fry: Why? It's not like you need to breathe, or anything.

Bender: Because "All My Circuits" is on in an hour! C'mon, shake a leg!

Fry: Speaking of which... [starts spraying his other leg]

Bender: [grumbling]

[Reply #565 on:]

Bender: Are you sure this is Leela's hottest fantasy.

Fry: That what it said on Zapp's web site.

Bender: Either way I want my $10 up front.

[Reply #566 on:]

Bender: "You know, you could have easily put me down somewhere where I wouldn't have had to see you spraypaint your crotch."

[Reply #567 on:]

Fry: Is this bug spray suppose to be melting off my clothes and burning my skin?

Bender: How else would you know it's working?  Keep spraying...

After loosing his body, Bender shows his jealous side.

[Reply #568 on:]

Bender: Physics is angry about this, and so am I!

[Reply #569 on:]

Physics is angry about this, and so am I!

  I just about laughed myself into a coma when I read that.  I'm going to have to start using that quote around the physics department...

[Reply #570 on:]

Guess it's time to pick a winner.

Bender'sRevenge for flipping the purpose of the Spray so expertly.

[Reply #571 on:]

That, my good Shepherd, was an injustice of unprecedented magnitude .  Soylent Orange was clearly the winner!  However, here is the next grab:

[Reply #572 on:]

Fry: I regret nothing...!

[Reply #573 on:]

Leela: Oh crap, i ve dropped the wax figure of fry in the slurm
Bender: How does he breath under all that wax?

[Reply #574 on:]

Leela: "Well, Fry always said when the time came,,, he wanted his baptism done in a river of Slurm."  (in thought)  idiot!

[Reply #575 on:]

Leela was never more disappointed in Fry than the time he lost to the French in the slurm relay.

[Reply #576 on:]

Fry: Help me, Leela!  Slurm isn't just highly addictive, its also highly acidic.

[Reply #577 on:]

Fry attempted a comeback following "Leela: Orphan of the Stars" with "Slurm Love". Ticket sales dwindled as it became known that the tour boat's seating restrictions left
few seats for the audience or conductor after the orchestra boarded.

[Reply #578 on:]

Leela had no idea Fry's corpse would float. She made a mental note to weight all future bodies accordingly.

[Reply #579 on:]

Leela could only stare in horror from the S.S. Taxedermy as Fry fell into the Formaldehyde River.

[Reply #580 on:]

Leela: Fry, if you really must do a homage to the Village People, I'd suggest you get costumes and 3 other people to do the other letters. And where did you dream up the idea that it needs to be done in toxic waste?

[Reply #581 on:]

Fry: Help! I can't swim in Slurm as far as I know.


The following Edit is brought to you by...

* hobbitboy *

I'm going to be away from my computer for a week, so
1) if Bender´sRevenge happens to get around to choosing a winner before I get back, and
2) if that winner happens to be me,
then consider the 24-hour non-response time to have immediately elapsed.

(i.e. If I win then someone else can post a picture right away.)

[Reply #582 on:]

You know, when you put ALequalsGREAT's caption right under the grab, it is reminiscent of the Far Side...

[Reply #583 on:]

I take that as a great compliment BR!
(I will say I thought Sine's was much more clever, but thank you!)
here we go:

[Reply #584 on:]

Leela: Well, you can't say the double-headed eagle didn't warn you.

Bender: But who would believe that in Soviet Russia, the fowl dress you?

[Reply #585 on:]

And now a brief clip from the ill-advised Futurama After School Special:

Bender: Guys, I have a confession to make.  I'm pregnant.

Leela: Ah ha!  I knew you were trying to hide a baby bump!

Farnsworth: Ignoring the logic of a robot being pregnant, may I ask who the father is?

Calculon enters wearing a football leterman's jacket

Calculon: No, because I am...  (looks at director) Seriously, who is writing this stuff?  It's only semi-worthy of going on All My Circuits and you know how low our standards are there...

[Reply #586 on:]

Leela: Well you should have known that the Afghan judge was going to penalize you for not wearing a proper burka.

[Reply #587 on:]

Farnsworth: My goodness! Bender has become a trans-sister!

[Reply #588 on:]

Bender: I can't believe I'm doing this! There's so many eyes out there!
Leela: Then you shouldn't have taken so many chances trying to cheat agaisnt the Mafia at cards. Besides, I actually think you'll serve as a great statement for the recognition of alternative robot lifestyles. Now, go out there, be proud, and try not to be lynched too many times; I would like those clothes back at the end of the day.
Amy *thinking*: Gurhur...

[Reply #589 on:]

Bender: Why, oh why did I have to tell them I was a fembot? Now I have to face an engine oil sex check and then I'll never get those gold metals. Professor you've got to help me, please....?
Professor: Eh wha...
Leela: Snap out of it professor, Bender is in trouble, he's gone and made an idiot out of himself again and needs to become a fembot as fast as possible.
Professor:Very well... but I am already in my pajamas

[Reply #590 on:]

Leela: "You know Bender I don't think the lions will go easy on you just because you're dressed like a woman."

Fry: "That's what you get for saying that you're a scientologist."

[Reply #591 on:]

Bender: I just can't go out there...Anglyne is wearing the same dress!

Leela & Amy: [gasp!]

[Reply #592 on:]

Edit: I accidentally replied to the last page.

Fry: Come on Leela, I'm really horny!
Leela: Ewww... the creep is touching me.  I feel so icky.
Bender: In a muffled voice I'll have to wait until the male meatbag is gone before I can rape the female meatbag.

Correct response ->

Bender: Oh no, I'm a fembot and now I'm going to get raped!

Leela: No, that's not going to happen.  No one is thinking about raping you right now.

Fry: Thoughts: Rape.

Professor: Thoughts: Rape.

Amy: Thoughts: Cute dress.  Rape.

[Reply #593 on:]

Leela: ...now pull your scarf in just a bit more, I think green isn't your color but
at least hike the hem line another two inches, and maybe different shoes...

Bender: Jeez, I just asked for a little fashion advice.

Fry: That's all it takes.

Prof., Amy: Um-hm, um-hm.

Leela: ...maybe we can do something about that slip, where'd you get that bra? Can you change your eye matrix color?...

[Reply #594 on:]

Earlier

Professor: I gave you a gun! What more do you want, a flowered dress?

Bender: Well... maybe...

[Reply #595 on:]

* JBERGES, I think you've got it backwards, the frame grab has the dress and not a gun lol, maybe I gave you a flowered dress what more do you want, a gun? then what bender said, but maybe thats just me

[Reply #596 on:]

* JBERGES, I think you've got it backwards, the frame grab has the dress and not a gun lol, maybe I gave you a flowered dress what more do you want, a gun? then what bender said, but maybe thats just me

It's actually a reference to a line from the video game.

[Reply #597 on:]

* I know that, but in this case he has the dress but we don't see the gun, must have gotten the gun earlier, (silly me I must have missed that part) lol

[Reply #598 on:]

Bender: Physics is angry about this, and so am I!

This needs to go on an Engineering Physics T-shirt.

[Reply #599 on:]

The crew thought Bender's Penguin Mode was bad, but nothing could prepare them for the horrors of Russian Factory Farm Housewife Mode.