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LayZ341

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Leela: Fry, put that away! These guys are serious, humor won't help us right now.
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NastyInThePasty

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Leela: [straining] I can't hold up this invisible barbell much longer, Fry, do something...!
Fry: Too bad you made me get rid of those worms, Leela. They would have given me the needed strength to lend you a hand.
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DrThunder88

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« Reply #287 on: 06-17-2008 02:10 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2008 02:10 »
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Originally posted by JBERGES: I was here first, that's like science! No, you published first. That's like science! Leela: For the last time Fry, your belly button is not collapsing in on itself. You just have an innie. Fry: But it has no hair!
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: Leela, I think there's something trying to get out of my pants! Leela: Either there's a strip club down the street, or I knew we shouldn't have answered that distress call from the Nostromo!
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Seymour_My_Hero

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Dang it TornadoBoy! That was my idea!!!
Bender: Look at it! Look at it! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!
Lars: (looking down) Makes a man feel puny.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: If anyone here objects to this funeral, let them speak now or forever hold their... Bender: I object! Originally posted by soylentOrange: a hairy black hole joke? Sir, your derangement is most impressive. I know. I wish I could turn it off sometimes.
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NastyInThePasty

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Bender: Neat! [pulls out little disposable camera and snaps a picture]
Everyone Else: [gasps of astonishment]
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Frisco17

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Bender was so engrossed in his speech that he didn't notice the Rancor that was right behind him.
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LayZ341

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Bender: What?!! He's dead, why can't we eat him?
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All except Bender: Gasp!
Leela: Oh no, he found us!
Bender: Ah ha! I knew it! You started a Fry fan club behind my back! You should be adoring me - Bender!
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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First, best manhood joke goes to Kryten. Also, I enjoyed Frisco17's.
Overall winner is JBERGES. [Worf]Ice-creamated... impossible.[/Worf]
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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I like B&A. It and the retitling game are the best games we've ever had in on-topic. Unfortunately, it always seems to end up with one or two players.
I'll avoid my usual "color saturation"-joke.
Zoidberg: Professor! I thought I told you to stop smoking!
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Frisco17

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Zoidberg "Silly me I mixed up the asprin and the white phosphorus tablets again."
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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I'd play if more than two people played. And, yes, I also found the Retitle Game to be the best that we've had. Redo?
Zoidberg: I asked for Soylent Green.
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