A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

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Leela: Fry, put that away! These guys are serious, humor won't help us right now.

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Leela: [straining] I can't hold up this invisible barbell much longer, Fry, do something...!

Fry: Too bad you made me get rid of those worms, Leela. They would have given me the needed strength to lend you a hand.

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Repost for totp...

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
I was here first, that's like science!

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Amy: (OS) "Oh, I know she's France! Right?"

Leela: "Good job Amy."

Fry: "Ehh. Who's idea was it to play strip charades anyway?"

Leela: "Yours."

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Fry:  Wait, I can save us!  I once saw an episode of MacGyver where he made a gun out of a toothpaste tube, duct tape, and belly-button lint!

Edit: bad grammar.

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Fry: Um... sorry... I'd like to, but I can't figure out how it's possible.

Leela: Fry, stop it. When someone tells you to do THAT to yourself, they don't mean it.

...wow, that one sucks. I'm really out of practice.

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Originally posted by JBERGES:
I was here first, that's like science!

No, you published first.  That's like science!

Leela: For the last time Fry, your belly button is not collapsing in on itself.  You just have an innie.
Fry: But it has no hair!

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Fry: Leela, I think there's something trying to get out of my pants!
Leela: Either there's a strip club down the street, or I knew we shouldn't have answered that distress call from the Nostromo!

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a hairy black hole joke?  Sir, your derangement is most impressive.

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Leela: It can't be mine, I never touched you

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So... we do rankings now?

1st: i_c_weiner
2nd: DrT
3rd: Kryten

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Fry just took the joke about where a man's brain is a little too seriously!

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Damn, it's over. I woulda had a winner if I could have worded it correctly. :\

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Thank you, Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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Bender: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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Bender: Compare your penises to mine and kill yourselves!

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Dang it TornadoBoy! That was my idea!!!

Bender:  Look at it! Look at it! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!

Lars: (looking down) Makes a man feel puny.

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Bender: What the- is this a funeral or a picnic?

Leela Both. Fry's dying wish was to be ice-creamated.

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@JBERGES- 

Bender:You meatbags and your pathetic voodoo rituals can a bite my..!(Fry, spoken through Bender):Hey, what's everybody looking at? Did I forget pants again?
 

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Leela: If anyone here objects to this funeral, let them speak now or forever hold their...
Bender: I object!

 

Originally posted by soylentOrange:
a hairy black hole joke?  Sir, your derangement is most impressive.

I know.  I wish I could turn it off sometimes.

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Bender: Neat! [pulls out little disposable camera and snaps a picture]

Everyone Else: [gasps of astonishment]

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Bender was so engrossed in his speech that he didn't notice the Rancor that was right behind him.

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Bender: What?!! He's dead, why can't we eat him?

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<embed src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2591681736_eb75b2cb6a.jpg?v=0"/> Dam you all to Val-Holla!!!

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Bender: "What, youse guys never seen a guy steal Ron Jeremy's crank an' walk around wearing it? 'pshhhh!' Prudes!"

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Bender: Ah, great!  And my pet owner's insurance just expired!

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All except Bender: Gasp!

Leela: Oh no, he found us!

Bender: Ah ha! I knew it! You started a Fry fan club behind my back! You should be adoring me - Bender!

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Bender: And THAT is why they call me "Bender The Magnificent!"

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Bender: No, do I look like a hearse? I got bored waiting for you all so I shoved his body under the picnic table and went for a drink. ... But I left Nibbler here to guard it.

Leela: Nibbler! Oh no! He hasn't had dinner yet.

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First, best manhood joke goes to Kryten. Also, I enjoyed Frisco17's.

Overall winner is JBERGES. [Worf]Ice-creamated... impossible.[/Worf]

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Yeah! JBERGES! WOOO!

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Yeah!  Take that everyone else who wants to play!



EDIT:  Would anyone play the Before and After game if I were to bump it again?  I just like it so much... 

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EDIT:  Would anyone play the Before and After game if I were to bump it again?  I just like it so much...   

Hey, I always tried it, but it was, like, all hard and stuff.
That said, I was still better at that than I am at captions... 

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I like B&A.  It and the retitling game are the best games we've ever had in on-topic.  Unfortunately, it always seems to end up with one or two players.

I'll avoid my usual "color saturation"-joke.

Zoidberg: Professor!  I thought I told you to stop smoking!

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Zoidberg "Silly me I mixed up the asprin and the white phosphorus tablets again."

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Zoidberg: Roast Professor? How could I resist?!

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Zoidberg:(drops rectal thermometer)"Professor! You only have a temperature of 350 degrees! Get back in there, you're still pink in the middle!"

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I'd play if more than two people played.
And, yes, I also found the Retitle Game to be the best that we've had. Redo?


Zoidberg: I asked for Soylent Green.

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Dr. Zoidberg: Stop complaining! I only have two claws! So what if I had the defibrillator set on "Horta"! Bah! Next time you can do it yourself I say!