A Big Pic of Grabage (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #240 on:]

Repost of Layz431 post.


Bender: Leela, have you had your 10,000 mile rust inspection?

Leela: Why no, sounds nice though. Go ahead.

Fry: Oowwrr! Why didn't I think of - (plop) - thooose.

[Reply #241 on:]

Bender: "Hey does anybody else hear something?"

Fry: "Sounds like it's comming from Leela's locker."

Zapp: "Kif we've been found out. Abort mission!"

[Reply #242 on:]

Bender: Girl, you have to tell me how you keep that figure!

Leela: (coyly) Just the usual ass-kicking workouts and a healthy dose of parasites...

[Reply #243 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
No caption.  Just, damn, Leela looks fine in this pic...

Indeed. 

"You go, mutant girl!"

"I do go!"

[Reply #244 on:]

Bender: We're zarkin' froods and Fry's not!

Leela: Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?

[Reply #245 on:]

Fry didn't mind sitting through Leela and Bender's "Locker Room Theater", but he was confused as to why they insisted that he put his clothes back on.

[Reply #246 on:]

Dang, Xan made the HHG reference already...
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Fry:  TOWEL FIGHT!!   ...please?

[Reply #247 on:]

Bender'sRevenge wins.

[Reply #248 on:]

I had a really tough time picking a screen grab this time around.  The runner's up included Bob Barker, genticles, and the easiest set up for a fart joke in history, but I eventually decided that we needed some Zapp this time around.

[Reply #249 on:]

Zapp: Don't worry. I've got a very close friend who also has "one eye". He's subconscious about it too, would you like to hold him?

EDIT: Thought of an additional line.

[Reply #250 on:]

Zapp: So there I was, leading my army against the pacificists of Amish 3, when I...

Leela: (thinking) I wonder, if I jump out the window, if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...

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Zapp: I was just staring at those stacked cans on the table there and it reminded me...

*punch*

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Zapp: (looking at Leela's boots) "Nice shoes, wan...."<thud>

[Reply #253 on:]

Zapp: You know, my new velour uniform would look great on your bedroom floor...

Leela: Hai-YA!

Zapp: [high-pitched voice] Of course, it would also look good on a hanger...

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Zapp: Leela, seeing you here reminded me I'm overdue for my arm pit hair waxing. Care to join me?

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Zapp: The name's Bond... Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared...

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Zapp: That's it Leela... a little farther to the left... bring that sweet hand home to the ol' Zapper...

Leela: (THINKING) Oh, Lord! Those guys are soooo... dead for entering me into Zapp Brannigan's "Orphan Aid" charity slave auction!

[Reply #257 on:]

Where is everybody?  Normally, I'd give more time for more responses, but it's been 24 hours.  I knew I should have posted the easy fart joke cap...

Oh well.  Xanfor made a pun.

[Reply #258 on:]

Zapp: "How about it if we split from this mildly interesting "Canned Meat" Concert and Convention Event and go savor some fresh, USD Premium Grade Stud Stake -namely me. What do you say, my luscious Leela?"

Leela: (barely able to supress a gag) "I advise you back away from me, quickly, or you're gonna get it where it counts..  I'll count to one."

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Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:

Oh well.  Xanfor made a pun.

Gruesome death awaits us all!

Show spoiler

Love the tentacle...

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WORNSTRUM!: [Randy voice] Oh, those tentacles are FAB-ulous, mister!

[Reply #261 on:]

Wornstrum: This is just like the end of The Matrix. I love that movie.

[Reply #262 on:]

Professor:"Ohhh Lord, why, oh why did I give Viagra to my genetically engineered squid!"

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Hermes: Professor! I told you not to hook up the cable illegally!

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Professor: (playfully) Weeeeeeeeeeernstrom.


OR


Leela: Amy, get the cutting knife.
Wernstrom: Goody! I love sushi! I especially love the tenticle!


(Sorry, I can't choose! So, I'll pass the responsibility to you, A. Zarinsbeirr Xanfor.)

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Professor: "What's wrong with you people? You act as if you've never seen a kraken before."

[Reply #266 on:]

Professor:  Is it really all that noticeable?

[Reply #267 on:]

Genticle? what genticle? Oh My!

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Farnsworth: What?  I'm not being controlled by anything!  Now, let's get Kraken!  I mean let's not be hentaied.. I mean hogtied - er...  I'm fine!

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Professor: I may need one of you to call Bernard Bernoulli...

[Reply #270 on:]

And as Mecha-Farnsworth gained strength and grew past 30 feet, Wernstrom - knowing he was beat - took this opportunity to shit his pants and die.

[Reply #271 on:]

Fuck, I can't even come in here without seeing spoiler stuff. Jeez.

[Reply #272 on:]

I wouldn't really call this a spoiler. Unless of course you don't know that there are supposed to be tenticles.

[Reply #273 on:]

Haaa, no, I know what he means though.
Suckage.

[Reply #274 on:]

Nermes: "Ahh! It got the Professor!"
Leela: "Ahh! It's giving him back!"

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Originally posted by Sine Wave:
Fuck, I can't even come in here without seeing spoiler stuff. Jeez.

That was my reaction as well. Its insidious, creeping subtley and innocuously into thread after thread. And each time I feel like Hermes at the beginning of The Sting: "I didn't want to know!"

Oh well, on the bright side I've only got another two weeks to endure.

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Leela (thinking): Oh, god...
Wernstrom (thinking): Probe him, damn you... probe him...

[Reply #277 on:]

 

Originally posted by hobbitboy:

That was my reaction as well. Its insidious, creeping subtley and innocuously into thread after thread.

Unless you didn't know there were tentacles, that was the closest thing to a spoiler we've gotten in here so far.

Oh, and JBERGES just barely beats DrT who just barely beats SoylentOrange.

Settle this like men of science.

[Reply #278 on:]

I was here first, that's like science!

[Reply #279 on:]

Leela: Fry quick, I can't dazzle the crowd much longer with my jazz hands. Think of something!

Fry's crotch: We want underpants today, all day.
Search for underpants, today.
We won't stop until we have underpants.
Yum yum yummy yum yay
Time to go to work, work all day.
Search for underpants today.
We won't stop until we have underpants.
Yum yum yummy yum yay.

Leela: Uh-oh.