"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #680 on:]

A: AAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!! S-sorry, they're j-just too scuh-scary t-to describe.

Q: Can w-we st-stop talking about z-z-z-zombiebots please? (I'm scared)

[Reply #681 on:]

A: Depends; how much money have you got?

Q: What other space creatures are s-s-s-scary?

[Reply #682 on:]

A: Were-mummys, Vampire Bots and Wanking Tree Donkeys.

Q: Which of them is the most scary?

My post was bad, and I should feel bad, I know

[Reply #683 on:]

A: The Tree Donkeys.

Q: Why?

[Reply #684 on:]

A: I'm tempted to say "because they're wanking", but that would be too easy.  It's because of their fangs.

Q: Why would a wanking tree donkey have fangs?

[Reply #685 on:]

A: To make them scarier.

Q: What are we going to title the new post when this gets closed?

[Reply #686 on:]

A: I had a great idea for the next thread about a week ago:

"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brilliant! - Stupid Questions."

Q: Does anyone have any better ideas?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Why are you worying about this now when this thread is still 53 posts away from being full?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: 53 posts will go in no time at all.

Q: Shall we carry on talking about stupid stuff now?

[Reply #689 on:]

A: Yes; let's not worry about it until it happens.

Q: Where do wanking tree donkeys live?

[Reply #690 on:]

A: Trees

Q: Which kind of tree do they prefer to live in?

[Reply #691 on:]

A: Massive Oak Trees.

Q: Why do they prefer to live in Massive Oak trees?

[Reply #692 on:]

A: To keep out of reach of their mortal enemies.

Q: Who are the mortals enemies of the wanking tree donkey?

[Reply #693 on:]

A:  I would say the Omicrons and Roberto


Q:  Which movie duo can Fry and Bender replace?  Jay and Silent Bob or Wayne and Garth?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: Fry & Bender can replace both, but would probably do best as Jay & Silent Bob.

Q: Why would Jay & Silent Bob be best for them?

[Reply #695 on:]

A: Cause they drink beers, beers, beers. Bender drinks the beers; Fry rolls the blunts (don't know why though).

Q: Why does Fry roll the blunts?

[Reply #696 on:]

A: Because he thinks it's cloves or garlic.  As everyone know, Fry just doesn't get it.

Q: Has Bender ever used drugs (besides Electricity)?

[Reply #697 on:]

A: He has used "Ass-id" (cause he liked the name).

Q: What does it feel like to be on "Ass-id"?

[Reply #698 on:]

A: It is much like an acid trip, but with more ass.

Q: Who created Ass-id?

[Reply #699 on:]

A: The Sigmund Freud Zombie. He also created Ass-ego and Ass-superego. But none of these were his best creations.

Q: What was Sigmund Freud Zombie's greatest creation?

[Reply #700 on:]

A: Ass-superduperego

Q: Why is he so great?

[Reply #701 on:]

A: He's not he just convinced everybody he is.

Q: How did he do that?

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brilliant! - Stupid Questions."

Amazing, that absolutly has to be the new name!

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Yes, it MUST be the new name. Shepherd, you need to start the post because you made up the name.
 SO DECLARES SEYMOUR_MY-HERO

A: He danced the macarena for 1000 hours straight.

Q: Why the macarena?

[Reply #703 on:]

A: Because it was all the rage in the 2990's

Q: What is the dance that is the current rage?

I wanted to start the new thread but since SoS came up with that brilliant idea while talking to be like a week ago, He deserves the honor. So SoS, when this hits 20 start the new thread and provide a link to page on of this thread. Also did I not tell you, your title would be a hit?

[Reply #704 on:]

A: The Electric Snail Glide.  It's just like the Electric Glide from the 1970's, but much slower & slipprier.

Q: Why would anyone name a dance after a 31st century gastropod?

[Reply #705 on:]

A: Because it was too late to name it first.

Q: What is it about slipprier-ness that made the dance popular?

[Reply #706 on:]

A: With a greased-up dance floor you can slide on your knees (like annoying kids do at weddings) almost indefinitely.

Q: Which dance craze is set to take 3008 by storm?

[Reply #707 on:]

A: The Robot; kids are going crazy over it.

Q: Why?  Didn't The Robot die out in the 1980's?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: It has made several comebacks since the 1980s, usually because of some big robot news.

Q: Which piece of robot-related news sparked the last comeback?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: A newspaper article entitled "Chicks find robots to be sexy"

Q: What other newspsper articles about robots have recently come out?

[Reply #710 on:]

A: Headline: ROBOT RAMPAGE WRECKS RAMBO REUNION

Q: How many Rambos are there in the future?

[Reply #711 on:]

A: 45198.

Q: Why are there so many?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: Too many.  WAY too many.

Q: Is there a need for Rambo in the future, and, if so, why?

[Reply #713 on:]

A: There are in fact 23 Rambos in the future, and each one has a purpose.

I believe BF1221 may have confused Rambo with Rambonia (pop. 45198)

Q: Who lives on Rambonia? (Now we've established that it isn't populated by Rambos)

[Reply #714 on:]

A: It's populated by all the lamo Rambo Wannabes.  Luckily, Rambonia is scheduled for destruction, by orders of the DOOP.

Q: Why did the DOOP schedule it for destruction?

[Reply #715 on:]

A: All the wannabe planets get destroyed... eventually.

Q: What other wannabe planets are there?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: There's lots of wannabe planets out there, but the best of all of them is the Elvis wannabe planet, LoveMeTender 9.

Q: Do the Elvis wannabes pretend to be the young, svelte, Sun Records Elvis, or the old, fat, about to die on the can Elvis?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: It depends whether you're a young and svelte wannabe or an old and fat one. But for all who live on LoveMeTender 9, it is considered of the highest dignity to die on the toilet, surrounded by cheeseburgers.

Q: Is there a Colonel Tom Parker wannabe planet?

[Reply #718 on:]

A: No one knows, but there has to be.  The original Colonel Tom Parker wannabe was kicked off of LoveMeTender 9, for ripping off all the Elvis Wannabes.

Q: Besides the Elvis Wannabe Planet & Rambonia, what other wannabe planets are there?

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I'm afraid I cant resist
A: Spice World.

Q: What do the people of Spice World want? What do they really really want?