"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #640 on:]

A: Jello, but not cherry flavored Jello.

Q: Why not cherry flavored jello?

[Reply #641 on:]

A: They think it's blood that's gone bad.

Q: Why do zombies care if something is spoiled?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Just because you're undead doesn't mean you have lowered standards.

Q: Why is the Space Pope a crocodile?

[Reply #643 on:]

Because his parents were crocodiles

Does the Space Pope have any offspring?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: No, all his little crocodiles were eaten by another male crocodile.

Q: What does the Space Pope enjoy eating?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: Space wafers.

Q: How are space wafers different from ordinary wafers?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: They're  in space!

Q: Do other creatures enjoy space wafers?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: No, well they might enjoy them, but the Space Pope eats them all.

Q: What other things does the Space Pope eat all of?

[Reply #648 on:]

A: The Space Pope LOVES Kippys!

Q: How do you eat a Kippy?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: (This is horrible) You fry the puppy head in batter and then season it with the juice from the squishy body.

Q: What other horrible recipes are there?

[Reply #650 on:]

Oh god, what have I started...

A: Glagnor's Human Rhinds, made from pre-soylent green people, comes to mind.

Q: What food do the signoids from Signus 8 eat?

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Various kinds of horrible pizza.

Q: What makes it so horrible?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: The ingredients; rats, cockroaches, bees, vomit, slime, etc.

Q: What do Signoids & Decapodians have in common?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Smelly genitals (don't worry there's no follow up question)

Q: aside from super king, captain yesterday, and clobberella, are there any other super heroes in the future?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: Yes there are. Otherwise who could possibly deal with those evil supervillains like the Scoutmaster err, I mean the Zookeeper?

Q: Why haven't we seen any other superheroes in Futurama?

[Reply #655 on:]

A: Good question.  Let's ask Zapp Brannigan...

Me: Zapp, why haven't we seen any other superheroes?

Zapp: What are you talking about?  I'm a superhero; I'm about as super hero as they come!  Kif, come here & sing my praises while I change into my superhero uniform.

Kif: Uggggghhhhhh....

Q: Besides Zapp (who's a superhero in his own mind), what are some of the names of other superheros?

[Reply #656 on:]

A: The Zoomanager, The Brain, and Bending Man.

Q: What super power does the Zoomanager have?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: He's an excellent dreamer. He once dreamt of a zoo that could fit inside a key. Granted that wasn't one of his best dreams.

Q: What were some of the Zoomanager's better dreams?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Saving the world from Zombie Indians and saving NNY from Ballerina Warriors of Danizon 12.

Q: Where did the Zombie Indians come from?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: Ancient Indian burial grounds, naturally.

Q: Why were the Zombie Indians a threat to the world?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: They threatened to turn everyone into a Zombie Indian as well.  The highways of the world would have been choked with stands selling Kachina dolls.

Q: What other zombie natives are there?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: There's the Zombie Natives of Quagulon 7 and the Undead Pirate Natives of Kloogon 5.

Q: Do the undead pirates clash with the zombie natives?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: Yes, cause one is green and one is gray (a terrible colour combination).

Q: Which ones are green and which are gray?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: Pirates are green. Zombies are grey.

Q: Do zombies prefer grey over every other color?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: Brains are grey (now ignoring my American spell checker) so quite simply - Yes!

Q: Are there any zombiebots? Or is that a silly idea?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: That's silly! Of course there are zombiebots! 

Q: Where do these zombiebots live?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: On Zombatron, where the battle between the Undeadbots and the Deceptizombs has raged for 1000s of years.

Q: Who is the leader of the Deceptizombs?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: Alphonsius the Harsh.

Q: Why was he nicknamed "the harsh"?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: You don't want to know.

Q: Why don't you want to know?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: Because it's harsh!

Q: Who's the leader of the Undeadbots?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: George of ASDA.

Q: What does ASDA mean?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: The Amalgamated Society of Dead Automotons.

Q: What are the membership requirements of the ASDA?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: Being a robot and being dead

Q: How can a society be formed if all of its members are dead?

[Reply #673 on:]

Luckily one of the first robots to realize that it was dead had been a bureacurat bot in its previous life. So it just filled out the requisite forms and, voilà, the society was formed.

Before it was dropped, ASDA had a third membership requirement. What was it?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: A thirst for human blood.

Q: How can robots thirst for anything when they run on alcohol?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: They cant, but zombies can.

Q: How do the undead parts of zombiebots cope with all the alcohol?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: They're so ripped by it, they don't even know they're drunk.

Q: What other things do zombiebots have trouble coping with?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: The fact that they aren't zombies, they're robots that look like zombies.

Q: Why did they make zombiebots?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: To scare people.

Q: Why did they feel the need to scare people with Zombiebots?

[Reply #679 on:]

A: Because sometimes you just gotta scare people.

Q: What do zombiebots look like?