A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #720 on:]

Kif: I can see right down Leela's top...

Amy: What?!

Kif: Nothing!

[Reply #721 on:]

Amy: Have fun on your date, you guys!

Fry: Really?

Leela: What? No, no, she's, uh... it, it's not, ok? It's not.

[Reply #722 on:]

Amy: Wow, from way up here, Leela and Fry look like a couple of ants!

Leela: Wow, from down here Amy and Kif as a couple are still really annoying!

[Reply #723 on:]

Can't they just leave us alone!

[Reply #724 on:]

Fry: "What's that that Amy's holding?  She's saying something to us, but I can't hear her."

Leela: "I dunno, I think its something about a piece coming off that isn't supposed to."

Fry: "A piece of the airbike fell off?!"

Leela: "Uhh, not exactly..."

Kiff: *whimper*

[Reply #725 on:]

Dr.T wins

[Reply #726 on:]

De Acuerdo Con Usual

[Reply #727 on:]

Bit of a dry spell finally broken!



EDIT:God, my UBB sucks.

[Reply #728 on:]

Amy: Good, they fell for my ruse. Now all the sugar packets in the break room will be mine! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Reply #729 on:]

It seems that the Crew enjoys watching Hermes work at the same speed as Planet Express in under 2 minutes. However, Bender was running just to look popular. And so did Zoidberg

[Reply #730 on:]

"pizza delivery for ahhh....I.C. Weiner"

[Reply #731 on:]

Too bad that the Planet Express crew didn't realize that Musical Chairs could be more entertaining if there were less chairs than people.

[Reply #732 on:]

Things started to go wrong when everybody realized that Amy was one of the Stepford Wives.

[Reply #733 on:]

Spurred-on by President Nixon's 30% tax cut incentive for suicidees, the Planet Express crew made a wild dash for the top floor window...

[Reply #734 on:]

Leela: She got ahold of The Professor's dentures again! Run!

Bender: Not even my shiney metal ass is safe.

Amy: Chomp, chomp, hee, hee...

Dr. Zoidburg: To the dental crisis safe room!

[Reply #735 on:]

Hermes: The brownies are done!

[Reply #736 on:]

It's a close one, but LayZ wins this one.

[Reply #737 on:]

You have invoked my unholy wrath!

[Reply #738 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
You have invoked my unholy wrath!

Now thats just a sore lose. or whatever the phrase is.

[Reply #739 on:]

Winner, loser... I'm just a sore everything.

[Reply #740 on:]

[Reply #741 on:]

Leela: The Innuendo's not bad but why don't we get to business?

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[Reply #742 on:]

Leela: "Oh, come on now Zapp honey... I wasn't giggling at the size... I was just... uh... remembering something funny... that Fry said earlier..."

[Reply #743 on:]

Leela: OK, we put our clothes back on. You can look now.

Zapp: Oh my God! I think I'm blind and sterile!

Leela: But I thought you would enjoy a steamy FFM three way. You knew I am a mutant, right?

Zapp: Yeah, but, but...

Leela: Oh don't be squeemish. Edna's a real tiger in the sack.

[Reply #744 on:]

Zapp: Why?!  Why did you gouge one of my eyes out with a fork?!

[Reply #745 on:]

Leela: I'm sorry, I only meant to rip your nose off, not your entire face. Come on... let's find some glue.

[Reply #746 on:]

It's okay Zap, it happens all of the time, HA,HA,HA!

[Reply #747 on:]

Leela: "Aw, it's ok mabey someday you can get a new giant gecko"

Zapp: (Sobbing) "That's not a gecko!!"

Leela: "Oh.....Oooooohhh."

[Reply #748 on:]

Leela: Let's not jump to conclusions.  A lot of people hate you enough to put superglue in your aftershave bottle.

[Reply #749 on:]

coldangel wins.

[Reply #750 on:]

What the? Oh. Lucky I checked in here...

[Reply #751 on:]

Despite the crew's best efforts, the night Elzar accidentally switched their dinners with steaming piles of gelatinized sex pheromones was not one any of them would soon forget.

[Reply #752 on:]

Zoidberg: So Professor, is the large racoon with the big knockers your date?

[Reply #753 on:]

Zoidberg: Wow Professor, I can't believe you blindfolded Leela and made her hit that thing we hit on our way over here.

[Reply #754 on:]

Professor: My, that meal was orGAZmic

Amy: You should try "Cream of Sum Yung Guy"

(Points if you know where that's from)

[Reply #755 on:]

Never let magic imps make your dinner plans.

Amy: (thinking) "Wow, Leela sure looks hot tonight."

Zoidberg: (thinking) "Wow, the Professor sure looks hot tonight."

Professor: (thinking) "Oh my. Is Zoidberg coming on to me?"

Leela: (thinking) "I may not be able to see but I know when a beautiful woman is checking me out."

And thus begins "A Mid-Future Night's Dream"

[Reply #756 on:]

No more? Okay then.
Well Frisco's is the funniest.

[Reply #757 on:]

Hope to this thread isn't dying, it's like the highlight of my visit. Thus i breath new life with this:

[Reply #758 on:]

Naw, just the usual holiday web doldrums. It's the same all over. You might want to go ahead and start a new Framegrab Caption thread since this one is about to be closed due to the "No Page 20" rule. That way this round won't be split over 2 threads.

[Reply #759 on:]

Leela: Fry, wearing a shirt and tie doesn't automatically make you more mature.

Zoidberg: Actually, several medical-type studies have shown that it does!

Amy: Yeah, I think they were the same ones that said boots and spandex make you bossy.

Leela: *nudges Amy off the edge of the table*