A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #680 on:]

Fry: These harnesses just squashed Fry Junior!

Leela: What's there to squash?

[Reply #681 on:]

Leela: Fry, when we play bondage games, you aren't supposed to tie yourself up too...

Fry: Oh... er... right... um... Bender? Little help?

[Reply #682 on:]

This time there is no escape from those 6 Jim Carry movies now

[Reply #683 on:]

Fry: I've heard of "Click it or ticket" but this is just ridiculous.

[Reply #684 on:]

Bender didn't know or care what the cliche "strapped for cash" meant, but a good idea was a good idea.

[Reply #685 on:]

Leela: Ha! Those miserable aliens think they can strap us in the ship and shoot it into the Sun. Little do they know I had you install a voice-activated systems override device last week.

[Reply #686 on:]

Fry: Great... NOW I have to go to the bathroom.[/b]

[Reply #687 on:]

Bender: *OS* Muhahahahahaaa!

Leela: Bender, we know your going though some tough times here with the police crack down on crime and all. But please, for the love of god put down the duck-tape and the baseball bat!

Fry: I'm not even carrying my wallet! And even if I was, theres only 84 cents and shake'n'bake coupon in it!

[Reply #688 on:]

Voice Off Screen: This is not an all you want to eat restaurant, its an all-you-CAN-eat. You see, we feed you constantly until you explode.....MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Reply #689 on:]

Leela:  I hope someone finds us soon...

Fry: Don't worry, Bender's bound to at some point...

Leela: No, Bender's bound to the steering console.

[Reply #690 on:]

Leela: I know we're supposed to be nice to our customers, but the strap-people are taking this hug way out of the comfort zone.

Fry: You're lucky they're only hugging you!

[Reply #691 on:]

Man so many good ones this time! Coldy, Sine Wave, Robo D Rulz, Dr.T, JBERGES, Kryten, all very funny. Tough call but this one goes to Futz. That's just classic Fry right there.

So Futz wins and the game goes on.

[Reply #692 on:]

A pox on you, Frisco.
A POX!!

[Reply #693 on:]

I said your's was great. Futz just makes it look like a steaming pile of crap. Whale Biologist.

[Reply #694 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
I said your's was great. Futz just makes it look like a steaming pile of crap. Whale Biologist.

Man, I've been tricked again!

Additional:
 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
A pox on you, Frisco.
A POX!!

I think I might change this:
 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
A "fox" on you, Frisco.
A "FOX"!!

[Reply #695 on:]

[Reply #696 on:]

Zoidberg: I'd like to see those breasts on a chicken. So I can eat it. MAKE THE HUNGER GO AWAY!

[Reply #697 on:]

So, I recently upgraded my stink gland, You like?

[Reply #698 on:]

Zoidberg: Your perky breast remind me of my patients.  They used to be so cheerful before they died.  *crying*  WHHYYYY!

[Reply #699 on:]

Zoidberg: You're worried your patients don't respect you? Well imagine how much harder it would be if you were as good-looking as me!

[Reply #700 on:]

Zoidberg:  So this is mating, yes?

[Reply #701 on:]

(I forgot her real name so I'll be following the example of the mighty one.)

Zoidberg: "Bah! Nobody respects us gorgeous doctors. They think were all beauty and no skill."

Dr. Goodnsexy: "People just don't realize we can be both?"

Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"

Dr. Goodnsexy: "No my hand is on your ass because your overdue to have both your prostates checked."

[Reply #702 on:]

Zoidberg: There are benefits to dating Zoidberg, why not?

Doctor Woman:  .....

Zoidberg: For example - these mouth appendages aren't only for feeding, you know.

Doctor Woman: ...Okay, deal.

[Reply #703 on:]

FYI - Her name is Dr. Kayhill (or Kahill or Cahill).

[Reply #704 on:]

I haven't seen BBS, ya smarmy bastard 

Her name is unimportant - what matters is she has breasts.

[Reply #705 on:]

It takes a while to get it all prepared for Australia.

[Reply #706 on:]

Zoidberg: Tell me about it. It's so hard to be such a good looking doctor now days, everyone thinks that your a bimbo.
Dr. Cahill: Get your disgtuting claws off me. If your considered good looking then what does your species determine as bad looking?
Zoidberg: You don't wanna know. Now lets have a look at that tail fin.

[Reply #707 on:]

Ah, the famous Futz wit. Or half of it at least. 

[Reply #708 on:]

I get it!

I think.

[Reply #709 on:]

Zoidberg: I don't mean to alarm you, but your swim bladders appear to be retaining saline.

[Reply #710 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I haven't seen BBS, ya smarmy bastard   

Her name is unimportant - what matters is she has breasts.

I saw it and I didn't remember her name. I was to busy laughing at the "Dr. Goodnsexy" thing to pay attention.

[Reply #711 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 I saw it and I didn't remember her name. I was to busy laughing at the "Dr. Goodnsexy" thing to pay attention.

Yeah me to

[Reply #712 on:]

I... can't compete with any of this. *sob*

[Reply #713 on:]

PazuzuJr wins this one, just about everyone else is runner up in the pageant if she can't fulfill her duties.

[Reply #714 on:]

 
You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!!

[Reply #715 on:]

woopwoop!

here you go:

[Reply #716 on:]

Quick, Change it to this: http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6995/41605wi1.jpg
MY entry:

Last time it was a nebula that almost made them kiss. Somehow, seeing to people in love, plummeting to there doom wouldn't hatch anything either

[Reply #717 on:]

*Sigh*



Leela: Is that some sort of bug?

Fry: Probably some sort of space bug... and I think it's giving us the finger.

Leela: Better squish it, it might bite.

[Reply #718 on:]

Leela: I've never seen Amy and Kif that high before.

Fry: What about that time they came back from that concert with 4 pounds of junk food?  Don't you remember? They were laughing and eating while watching the weather channel before they passed out.

[Reply #719 on:]

Fry: (Yelling) "Hey Amy, nice Da Vinci flying thingy!"

Leela: "You know that thing never actually worked."

Fry: "Well Amy's is working fine. See ya Amy!"

Amy: "You two can discuss the greatest minds of the Renaissance later, right now I need you to get the Professor to unshrink us!!"

Fry: "Did you hear something?"

Leela: "No."