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SpaceCase

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« #40 : 04-13-2007 09:18 »
« : 04-13-2007 09:18 »

A: Hello? Omicronians! ‘Nuff said.

Q: What is the market for human porn - not human horn - in alien societies?

[Edit] TOPD!

 
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #41 : 04-13-2007 14:05 »

A: There is no market for human porn among aliens.  Humans are the ugliest creatures in the universe!

Q: Are humans the ugliest in universe "B?"
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #42 : 04-13-2007 14:16 »

A: No. Humans actually tied with Amphibiosans in both universes as the ugliest, and it was decided by a coin flip.

Q: What color is Kif in Universe B?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #43 : 04-13-2007 14:30 »
« : 04-13-2007 14:30 »

A: Hot pink

Q: Why didn't Fry's mom buy him the green jacket?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #44 : 04-13-2007 15:10 »

A: Coin flip.

Q: Why didn't PJF II pass on the seven leaf clover?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #45 : 04-14-2007 11:13 »

A: because who could pass on something that strange

Q: does fry have any siblings he doesn't know about
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #46 : 04-14-2007 11:47 »

A: No, but his brother is actually the son of his father's cigarrette-smoking co-worker.

Q: Is Nixon going to be President forever?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #47 : 04-14-2007 15:18 »
« : 04-14-2007 15:18 »

A:No in the year 3012 he looses his spot to a janitor that nocked his jar over ending his reign of terror

Q: who was this brave janitor
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #48 : 04-14-2007 16:17 »

A: Scruffy's illegitimate son

Q: Who's the mom?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #49 : 04-14-2007 19:31 »

A: Amy.

Q: How did that happen?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #50 : 04-14-2007 20:36 »

A: Scruffy paide her. Nuff said

Q: How much money did Scruffy pay her?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #51 : 04-14-2007 21:39 »

A: He gave her all his PE stocks

Q: How much were the stocks worth when he gave them to Amy?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #52 : 04-15-2007 11:13 »

A: about 100,000 regans

Q: how did scruffy gain so much stock
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #53 : 04-15-2007 16:23 »

A: Scruffy believed in the company

Q: If Scruffy believed in the company so much, how come he sold all his stock to have sex with Amy?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #54 : 04-15-2007 17:27 »

A: Who wouldn't?

B: Did Zoidberg ever get any of his stock back?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #55 : 04-15-2007 18:18 »

A: Yes, it's how he was able to start buying eight's of things.

Q: Why'd it take him till then?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #56 : 04-15-2007 18:34 »

A: prostitution

Q: what was his street walker name
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #57 : 04-15-2007 20:50 »

A: Zoido the Magnificent

Q: How was he magnificent?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #58 : 04-15-2007 21:26 »

A: well you know those dangling things on his face lets just say they can work magic

Q: when did zoidberg stop prostituting
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #59 : 04-15-2007 21:41 »

A: When he realised that no-one wanted a lobster prostitute.

Q: How did he get the rest of the money?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #60 : 04-16-2007 13:24 »

A: Pimping.

Q: Why did Zoidberg quit pimping?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #61 : 04-16-2007 14:30 »

A: He couldn't find enough bitches to work for him.

Q: Why couldn't he find enough bitches?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #62 : 04-16-2007 19:55 »

A: because Space Pimp Czarak controls most of they new new york pimp game

Q; who are some of these high ranking Space Pimps
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #63 : 04-16-2007 22:48 »

A: bitch-slap o'matic 5000, Zohob McBlorf, and the head of David Byrne

Q: Why is David Byrne's head such a succesful pimp?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #64 : 04-18-2007 11:37 »

A: cuz david byrne knows how to keep his bitches in line

Q: Name some of his Pimp techniques
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #65 : 04-20-2007 00:52 »

A: The PImpomaniac is one, the other are far too disgusting to name.

Q: What are some of the ones far too disgusting too name?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #66 : 04-20-2007 22:31 »

A: The burning down the whore house, the take my bitch to the river, and the this must be the place, ho

Q: Are any other celebrities' heads involved in pimping?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #67 : 04-21-2007 04:34 »

A:Yes

Q: Who?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #68 : 04-21-2007 14:38 »

A: John Belushi

Q: When and how did John Belushi become a pimp?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #69 : 04-21-2007 14:44 »

A:  He wanted to get back his celebrity status, so he had to become a pimp.


Q:  What if Zoidberg was trained to be a boxer? 
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #70 : 04-21-2007 16:08 »

A: he caint become a boxer after the claw incedent of 2982

Q: what happened during the claw incedent
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #71 : 04-21-2007 21:45 »

A: Nobody speaks about the incident. Ever.

Q: Why is everyone talking about Zoidberg?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #72 : 04-21-2007 21:53 »

A: Because if we go off-topic the boogeyman will get us.

Q: What is Fry's favorite film?

P.S. The Zoidberg claw incident was going nowhere since you said we never speak about it.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #73 : 04-21-2007 22:12 »

A: Rocky CCXXXIV. They have that in the future.

Q: How many rovky movies are there in the year 3000?

MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #74 : 04-22-2007 05:32 »

A: There are several hundred but the most recent is: Zombie Adrian's Revenge.

Q: Did the population of this planet decrease in the future?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #75 : 04-22-2007 14:17 »

A: it actually leveled out so that theres never too few or too many people

Q; how did this happen
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #76 : 04-22-2007 14:20 »
« : 04-22-2007 14:20 »

A: God was angry at you.

Q: How many Halo games have been made in total by the year 3000?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #77 : 04-22-2007 14:22 »

A: carry the one.... 30000 times they realesed 10 year

Q; why so many remakes
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #78 : 04-22-2007 14:29 »

A: Just so many nerds love the Arcade game that is Halo.

Q: What is the population of the Nerd Planet called "Zalaphon"?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« #79 : 04-22-2007 14:32 »

A. 9.6 billion thanx to nerd on nerd procreation

Q: is there any geeks on this planet
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