Would you rather...

[Reply #720 on:]

Smission.  Don't know what it is, but it's gotta be better than gay-dar.

Would you rather be able scuttle like Zoidberg or fly like Pazzuzzu?

[Reply #721 on:]

Fly... duh!

Would you rather be able to spew like Mushu or poo like Pazzuzzu?

[Reply #722 on:]

Neither.  I'm already a celebrated spewer & poo-er.

Would you rather live in Bender's apartment or on the Planet Express ship?

[Reply #723 on:]

If you mean what Bender calls his apartment, then the PE ship. If you mean what Bender calls his closet, I'd definitely live at Bender's.

Would you rather drift through space forever, or the American south west?

[Reply #724 on:]

American Southwest for sure!


Would you rather work for Lrrr or work for Morbo to take over the world?

[Reply #725 on:]

Morbo, I'm afraid Lrrr would eat me

Would you rather see Leela or Bender trying to manage in the 21. century?

[Reply #726 on:]

Hi Gudbjorg, nice to see you finally got on PEEL. You can change your picture thingy by clicking preferences at the top. I think that's the default one.

[Reply #727 on:]

Hey, snap on the avatar, gudbjorg. Call me weird, but I liked the default one more than any others.   

Leela would probably make a great 21st C kung-fu movie star; Bender would just try to kill all humans. So Leela.

Would you rather see Bender kill all humans or all Neptunians?

[Reply #728 on:]

Kill all neptunians.  Those bastards don't desire to live.

Would you rather see Bender with an emotion ship, or Zoidberg in the grips of mating hormones?

[Reply #729 on:]

Zoidberg's mohawk thing is scary so definitely not that.

Would you rather see Bender (with emotion chip, of course) feeling Amy's or Fry's emotions?

[Reply #730 on:]

Amy's, that would have fairly hilarious consequences.

Would you rather have Scruffy get a what-if scenario or Xanthor?

[Reply #731 on:]

I think I picked this avatar when I registered 
But it's maybe better to change it if it's the default one

I'd rather pick Scruffy because I don't know Xanthor. But it would have to be something like "What if Scruffy was dating Leela?"

Would you rather have a proffesion as Kif's assistant or Zoidberg's?

[Reply #732 on:]

Zoidberg.  He'd be nice to me.

Would you rather be Kif's assistant or Kif's Smyzmar?

[Reply #733 on:]

Assistant, for a whole bunch of reasons, considering the alternative. (cringes)

Would you rather be in charge of cordinating the Professor's bodily functions or cleaning up after Zoidberg?

[Reply #734 on:]

I'll clean up after Zoidberg; all I'll have to deal with is food (barf).

Would you rather see Zoidberg as the leader of Decapod 10, or as Zoidberg the loveable tramp?

[Reply #735 on:]

Leader becuase we always see the tramp side.

Would you rather see Fry as Zapp's assistant or Hermes?

[Reply #736 on:]

Hermes assistant.  No one deserves the horror that is being Zapp's assistant (including Kif).

Would you rather see Bender fighting Zoidberg in the arena, or Zapp fighing Zoidberg?

[Reply #737 on:]

I'd rather see Zapp fighing Zoidberg.

Would you rather see Zapp wrestling with the Miss Universe envelope or Leela wrestling with Amy?

[Reply #738 on:]

The second one. As long as Leela wears that bikini again.

Would you rather be involved in the Star Wars Trek or the Star Trek Wars?

[Reply #739 on:]

Star Trek Wars.

Would you rather the Futurama characters replaced the cast of Bones or House? 

[Reply #740 on:]

Neither.  I don't like either show.

Would you rather see Zoidberg be fed, or Zapp find a woman?

[Reply #741 on:]

Zoidberg be fed, its funnier.

Would you rather be the Tinny Tim or Rectal Exam Bot?

OMG! PAGE 19! WHAT DO WE NAME THE NEW POST! OMG OMG!

[Reply #742 on:]

We'll think of something.

Tinny Tim (for obvious reasons)

Would you rather choose a name for the next thread or marry Zoidberg?

[Reply #743 on:]

Choose the name...BUT I CANT THINK OF ONE!! UGGGHHH!

Would you rather be a starship captain or a bending unit?

[Reply #744 on:]

Starship captain.  No explanation needed.

Would you rather rename this post The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylem or Pick One, Or My Robot Will Shoot You?

[Reply #745 on:]

Any name would be an improvement on this one. It's a simple formula really, I would rather {something embarrassing/painful/hilarious} than {something Futurama related (or vice versa)}.
 

[Reply #746 on:]

I vote for Pick one or my robot will shoot. (No "you" though).

Would you rather buy a parrot or 500 lizards?

[Reply #747 on:]

I would rather crawl naked over a mile of broken glass than work for Zapp Brannigan;  how's that work?

I'll take the parrot.  They're STINK lizards, after all...

Would you rather run for Earthican President or fight Melllvar (the character) to the death?

[Reply #748 on:]

Melllvar, he's just an energy being.

Would you rather be Melllvars friend or SOMEHOW become Robot Santa's friend?

[Reply #749 on:]

Robot Santa's, as he is on Earth a lot.

Would you rather fight The Masked Unit or Robot Santa?

[Reply #750 on:]

Masked Unit, he slips and he's dead

Would you rather be Seymour or Dave Spiegel?

[Reply #751 on:]

Seymour.  Who wants to be a miniature human owned by an animal?

Would you rather have Nibbler or a Hard Shelled Whooping Terrier as a pet?

[Reply #752 on:]

Nibbler, leDUH

would you rather be Leela or Amy?

[Reply #753 on:]

Neither.  I'm a dude...

Would you rather fight the brain spawn or Lrrr & the Omicrons?

[Reply #754 on:]

Those brain things; they cant hurt me if I avoid intense thinking.

Would you rather just do stuff or try to save the universe?

[Reply #755 on:]

Try to save the universe.  I'm silly that way...

Would you rather work for Mr. Pannucci, or for Planet Express?

[Reply #756 on:]

Planet Express no question.

Would you rather have the ship green or red, ala Route of all Evil?

As for a name I propose, Would you rather 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[Reply #757 on:]

Actually, that works really well...

Gotta go with green.  The red ship just didn't work for me.

Would you rather work for Professor Farnsworth, or WERNSTROM!

[Reply #758 on:]

Wernstrom, if only to see what it is like.

Would you rather face the Donbot for defaulting on a loan or face the Pain Monster for not paying your taxes?

[Reply #759 on:]

Good question.  I'll face the donbot, because he can forget what he's doing if you make him laugh.

Would you rather be Clamps or Joey Mousepad?