Would you rather...

[Reply #640 on:]

As Bender, I'd want to be the Pharoah.  The Shrimpkins are too small to make being Metal Lord worth anything.

Would you rather have a fing longerer or a smelloscope?

[Reply #641 on:]

A smelloscope. I don't like being out of the loop, even if it's just a dog crapping.

Would you rather help penguins or shoot penguins?

[Reply #642 on:]

Shoot penguins.  Filthy ice rats...

Would you rather eat at Elzars or eat at the Signoids Pizza Parlor?

[Reply #643 on:]

Elzars. If I could afford it.

Would you rather get pizza from the Signoids or Mr. Panucci?

[Reply #644 on:]

Neither.  Both are equally disgusting, although Panucci's is made from earth like ingredients.

Would you rather see Nixon's head or McNeil as the Earthican President?

[Reply #645 on:]

Nixon's head. Nixon was way less boring than what's-his-name.

Would you rather be the assistant to Earth President Nixon's Head or the assistant to Presidential Candidate Al Gore?

[Reply #646 on:]

I'll take Al Gore.  He fought for the Earth in BBS.

Would you rather the Earth be invaded by Decapodians or the Brain Spawn?

[Reply #647 on:]

The Brainspawn - they'll leave Earth for no raisin.

Would you rather be Chaz the Mayor's Aide or the subservient Headless Body of Agnew?

[Reply #648 on:]

Headless Body of Angew. Then I could go things like GRRRRRRAAAAAAAH!

Would you rather own the Headless Body of Agnew or own 500 lizards?

[Reply #649 on:]

I'll take the 500 lizards.

Speaking of lizards, would you rather have the 500 stink lizards or the Parrot?

[Reply #650 on:]

500 stink lizards, they can't squawk!

Would you rather see Fry dance like a ballerina or see Leela as a Decapodian?

[Reply #651 on:]

A one-eyed Decapodian sounds very interesting - I'll go with that.

Would rather have:
A: A puppy
B: A pretty flower from your sweetie
C: A large properly formatted data file

Choose.

[Reply #652 on:]

A puppy! (But if I was a robot, I'd choose C)

Would you rather see Amy fall in love with Zapp or see Gunter fall in love with Mushu?

[Reply #653 on:]

(It's ok, the puppy is also acceptable, even if it is the bad kind of puppy)

Whale/monkey love sounds far more interesting.

Would you rather drive the Beta Romeo Deluxe (with extra eagle) or a mobile oppression palace?

[Reply #654 on:]

Mobile Oppression Palace sounds cooler.

Would you rather see Kif as a blurnsball player or see Bender as CEO or MomCorp?

[Reply #655 on:]

That would be too much power for Bender, I'd fear for the world. Also I think Kif would be good as a blurnsball player - looks like a rough game and he doesn't have any bones to break.

Would you rather be Hedonismbot or Bender?

[Reply #656 on:]

Definitely Bender.  He's got more character.

Would you rather be Mr. Panucci or "That 80's Guy"?

[Reply #657 on:]

Steve Castle (aka 80's guys) because he's cooler and semi-evil.

Would you rather work for the Professor or Steve Castle?

[Reply #658 on:]

The Professor.  I worked for a Steve Castle type person on Wall Street in the 80's, and it was HELL...

Would you rather have Bender or Zoidberg as a roommate?

[Reply #659 on:]

Zoidberg. Because I could suddenly be all, like: "Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg." "Put on pants, Zoidberg."

Would you rather have Bender or Zoidberg as a (prison) cellmate?

[Reply #660 on:]

Bender.  There's nothing to steal in prison, and Zoidberg won't stop talking.

Would you rather live in the signoid's pizza oven, or live with the underground mutants?

[Reply #661 on:]

Both places would be dark, dank and smelly, but the sewers would be that bit more spacious!

Would you rather be a parasite living in Frys gastric system or Zoidbergs?

[Reply #662 on:]

Fry's.  They've got trains.

Would you rather be an Omicronian or a Decapodian?

[Reply #663 on:]

Omicronian. They get to yell, "I WILL DESTROY YOU" alot.

Would you rather live in Mom's house or Calculon's house?

[Reply #664 on:]

I thought it was Morbo that said that...

I'd rather live in Mom's house.  It's so big that I'd probably never see her.

Would you rather have to confront Morbo or Lrrrr?

[Reply #665 on:]

Lrrr. He seems slightly less competent than Morbo.

Would you rather fight the Zookeeper or the headless body of Agnew?

[Reply #666 on:]

The headless body of agnew.  He doesn't have animals to do his dirty work.

Would you rather be young fry (who dated leela when she lived with her parents underground) or regular aged fry?

[Reply #667 on:]

Young Fry. Because then I'd have (another) chance to grow up (emotionally) as I grew up physically.

Would you rather be an orphan in Leela's old Orphinarium or one of the robot santa's elves on Neptune?

[Reply #668 on:]

I'd rather be an orphan.  I think the elves are gay.

Would you rather work for Santa, or for the Being of Inconceivable Horror?

[Reply #669 on:]

(The elves are gay...)

Being of Inconceivable Horror. Santa gets to kill you next Christmas if you play him at all.

Would you rather drift forever in space or learn to speak binary?

[Reply #670 on:]

Learn something vaguely useful or drift alone foroever....though call but I'm gonna go with the binary.

Would you rather have a life without sex of a gruesome death?

[Reply #671 on:]

Gruesome death, it's shorter.

Would you rather drink "eggnog" (part of Zoidberg's scented bath) or be Bender lit on fire with a flame thrower?

[Reply #672 on:]

Bender becuase he doesn't burn easily.

Would you rather have Petunia's flame thrower or the snowman's Garand?

[Reply #673 on:]

Flamethrower, they're fun filled and fireliscios!


Would you rather be the Big Brain or one of Kif's tadpoles?

[Reply #674 on:]

The Big Brain.  Because then I could leave for no raisin.

Would you rather be the Grand Midwife, or an Amazonian demanding Snu Snu?

[Reply #675 on:]

Amazonian because after snu snu (or if no snu snu was forthcoming) I could go and practice good fundamentals on the basketball court.

Would you rather be faced with being Kif's smizmar or with being used for Amazonian snu snu?

[Reply #676 on:]

Amazonian Snu Snu.  At least I wouldn't die of boredom like Kif's Smizmar.

Would you rather be Fry as a PE delivery boy, or Fry with his 4.2 Billion Dollars in the bank?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: PE delivery boy. Cause money doesn't make good people, no-sir-ee.

Q: Would you rather drive an old VW van, or take the B-train (stopping wherever the hell Bender feels like)?

[Reply #678 on:]

I'll take the B-Train.  Only hippies drive old VW Vans.

Would you rather pay your income taxes or visit the pain monster for a weekend?

[Reply #679 on:]

I'd pay my taxes; I'm allergic to pain.

Would you rather spend a weekend with Gunter or the Planet Express lion?