Would you rather...

[Reply #320 on:]

the Devil's hands. Fry's hands are always...touching things

Would you rather eat bachelor chow or the teriyaki style remains of a space emperor?


TOPD! Too bad I can't dance   

[Reply #321 on:]

Bachelor chow.  It now comes in CRUNCHY!

Would you rather be a delivery boy in 1999, or travel 1000 years in the future...to be a delivery boy?

[Reply #322 on:]

1000 years so i could get there faster and less pizza would be free and i'd get more money

would you rather

[Reply #323 on:]

sorry i didn't finish            would you rather  be a future delivery boy or future hobo

[Reply #324 on:]

Delivery boy, much more fun. At least in the future it is.

Would you rather be a hobo or a mutant?

[Reply #325 on:]

Definitely a Hobo.  Hobos can always change; Mutants can't...

Would you rather have a hard carapice shell surrounding your body like Zoidberg, or a metallic body like Bender?

[Reply #326 on:]

Metallic, transhumanism FTW.

Would you rather go to the near-death star or become a head in a jar?

[Reply #327 on:]

The near-death star.  A few chonotons later, and I'd be back to my old kick-ass self. 

Would you rather fly on the outside of the Planet Express ship, or on a Scooty Puff Jr.?

[Reply #328 on:]

I'd rather take my chances on the good old PE Ship. Remeber the Scooty Puff Jr sucks.

Would you rather have the Kwanzabot's canoe or Chanukah Zombie's TIE fighter?

[Reply #329 on:]

Chanukah Zombie's; no one knows what Kwanza is...

Would you rather have the Fry & Leela's mistletoe, or Santabot's TOW missle?

[Reply #330 on:]

The TOW missile. More destructive potential.

Would you rather have the parrot or the stink lizards?

[Reply #331 on:]

The parrot.  One parrot is difficult enough to keep track of; 500 stink lizards would drive me insane.

Would you rather have Bender as a robot, or reverse fossilized into a human?

[Reply #332 on:]

Have Bender stay a robot that way he doesnt die

Would you rather have Zapp become president or have Bender keep his Emotion chip

[Reply #333 on:]

Zapp as president. If Bender had to live with that chio he'd probably kill himself...or everyone else.

Would you rather live with Malfuntioning Eddie or Roberto?

[Reply #334 on:]

Malfunctioning Eddie; he'll blow up only once, while Roberto will keep on stabbing.  HA-HAAAA!

Would you rather have Professor Farnsworth as his old 150 year old self, or his younger self ("I've had a couple of beers, but I'm cool to drive" )?

[Reply #335 on:]

His younger self! 

Would you rather go golfing with Zoidberg or go on a heist with Bender? 

[Reply #336 on:]

On a heist with Bender.  Zoidberg can't even hold a club; Bender's good at stealing...

Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with Leela, Amy or Morgan Proctor?

[Reply #337 on:]

Leela, then I would be the last man on Earth....or at least the island.

Same question but stuck in traffic instead of an island.

[Reply #338 on:]

I'd rather be stuck in traffic with Amy; she's low key & isn't demanding.

Would you rather have Zoidberg's claws or Bender's need for alcohol?

[Reply #339 on:]

Zoidberg's claws. Then I could call myself "The Claw"

Would you rather have gills or Z-Ray eyes?

[Reply #340 on:]

Mispost...

[Reply #341 on:]

Z-Ray eyes because i could see anything AND I MEAN ANYTHING!

Would you rather live in the lost city of Atlanta or the current city of Atlanta

[Reply #342 on:]

The current city of Atlanta; you can't get some "tail" underwater...

Would you rather have the Billions in Fry's bank account (before he lost them to Mom), or the true love of Leela?

[Reply #343 on:]

Frys bank account, but money doesnt bring you happiness, its the stuff you buy with it that does 

Would you rather be an alcohol fuelled robot or an alien?

[Reply #344 on:]

An alcohol fueled robot, so I can be like Bender!

Would you rather work in a Pizza restaurant for Mr. Pannucci or the Signoids?

[Reply #345 on:]

Mr. Panucci. His food is slightly less deadly. Also I could play Monkey Frackas Jr.

Would you rather work for an Aquarium or a Whaling ship?

[Reply #346 on:]

Aquarium.  I'd rather feed Leelu than harpoon her.

Would you rather go on the internet or play Blernsball?

[Reply #347 on:]

Blernsball: It seems easier to understand.

Would you rather face Al Gore's deadly lasers or his deadly slide shows?

[Reply #348 on:]

It's a toss up; both of them will end up killing me.

Would you rather have Professor Farnsworth's failing memory, or Dr. Zoidberg's lack of friends?

[Reply #349 on:]

Professor's memory. At least then I wouldn't remember what was failing.

Would you rather work as an elf or a grunka lunka?

[Reply #350 on:]

Grunka Lunka.  I'm not into holding hands with another dude.

Would you rather die being eaten by man eating anteaters or in a suicide booth?

[Reply #351 on:]

Suicide booth. At least that has a "Quick and Painless" setting.

Would you rather have to deal with a tar shark or the Hitler shark?

[Reply #352 on:]

Hitler shark.  It'd start with the "Zeig Heil" salute, and I'd be able to escape.

Would you rather have Bender or Dr. Zoidberg as a friend?

[Reply #353 on:]

Bender, then I'd have someone to plot evil schemes with.   

Would you rather have to deal with Amy's parents or Fry's?

[Reply #354 on:]

Fry's.  His parents can be reasoned with; Amy's parents will nag their kid into the grave.

Would you rather ge frozen & go 1000 years into the future, or enter the time orb & go back 1000 years?

[Reply #355 on:]

Definetly forward, I need technology like tv and mp3!

Would you rather own a lazy robot or a grunka lunka?

[Reply #356 on:]

Grunka lunka; they grumble a lot, but they're hard workers.

Would you rather have Bender (as your personal robot) with or without the emotion chip installed?

[Reply #357 on:]

Without the emotion chip. Otherwise, I would have everybody know exactly how I feel and when Bender had the chip installed, he had a bad habit of announcing the emotion. :P

Would you rather become as smart as the Professor or have the Robot Devil's Hands??

[Reply #358 on:]

I'd rather have the Robot Devil's hands.  At least I'd be able to remember that I can do things...

Would you rather have Seymour or Nibbler as a pet?

[Reply #359 on:]

Seymour!
He's loyal and will love you till the end of time!

Would you rather be the worst blurnsball player ever or work as a whale biologist who hates whale biology?

*hint to Three Hundred Big Boys*