Would you rather...

[Reply #280 on:]

Alfa Romeos are very manly cars... dont know about Beta`s apart from Amy owning one..

-I would rather have a car wich makes margaritas... thats out of question 

Who would you prefeer to leave Futurama production:
Groening or Cohen

[Reply #281 on:]

groening

would you rather kiss leela or amy

[Reply #282 on:]

Leela. http://Oh yeah.

Would you rather have to deal with Hermes or Barbados Slim?

[Reply #283 on:]

Barbados.. he would not fire me..

Would you rather face an Omicronian fleet of destroyers or a fleet of Morbo´s people ships

[Reply #284 on:]

Morbo's people ships, he doesn't scare me as much

would you rather live on osiris 4 or omicron persei 8?

[Reply #285 on:]

Omicron Persei VIII.

Would you rather play bingo with the professor or Hattie?

[Reply #286 on:]

Oh man, I'd rather play with Pattie. She's stupid, And the Professie is smart. (That really doesn't matter in bingo, but whatever)

Would you rather have Hermes vomit on you or Morbo?

[Reply #287 on:]

Morbo because it would probably kill me instantly, which in this situation is merciful.

Would you rather settle something with limbo or clawplach?

[Reply #288 on:]

CLAWPLACH!! HAR HARR

Would you rather have death by snoo snoo (sp?) or by a giant garbage ball

[Reply #289 on:]

Snoo snoo all the way, baby.

Would you rather get absorbed by HGB (staying in there forever!!!) or get stung by a space bee (and get put into a horrid coma!)

[Reply #290 on:]

Stung by a space bee. I'd rather be in a crazy coma than get slowly digested.

Would you rather have your super hero name be Super King or El Zilch-o?

[Reply #291 on:]

Super King, because that promotes self-esteem.

Would you rather eat delicious, warm pizza or get lacerated by 10 tons of glass?

[Reply #292 on:]

Call me crazy but I'll go with the pizza.

Would you rather be ground up into Torgo's executive powder or be fossilized in dolomite?

[Reply #293 on:]

Dolomite. Why? It's dolomite baby!

Would you rather get pizza from Panucci's or the Cygnois?

[Reply #294 on:]

Oh... good one. Cygnoids. Its got alien stuff in it. Its more bearable.

Would you rather get hit by a gay guy driving a spac e truck or Amy driving the beta romeo?

[Reply #295 on:]

Amy. Remember she has a thing for injured guys and if she caused it....

Would you rather go to a beastie boy's concert or listen to an all Rush mixed tape?

[Reply #296 on:]

Go to a Beastie Boys concert, and at some point have them freestyling over a Rush mixtape.

Would you rather watch the Harlem Globetrotters play blernsball or the New New York Mets play basketball?

[Reply #297 on:]

I'd rather watch the Harlem Globetrotters play blernsball. I'd love to see what those space clowns bring to the game.

Would you rather have the hat or the banana?

[Reply #298 on:]

The hat, so i could have the knowledge to do stuff, but i would be lonley 

Would you rather watch the beastie boys in concert, or blernsball?

[Reply #299 on:]

BLERRRRRRRRRRRRNNN!!!

Why do the bases explode when getting a Blern?

[Reply #300 on:]

Because explosions aren't boring.

What would you rather watch explode, a supernova or a Chevy Nova?

[Reply #301 on:]

I know I should say a supernova, but I love watching cars blow up so I'm gonna go with the Chevy Nova. Either way it'll light up the night sky.

Would you rather have Fry's red jacket or Leela's green jacket?

[Reply #302 on:]

Fry's red jacket.

Would you rather have the Futurama characters reenact the Smashing Pumpkins' "Today" video or the "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" video?

[Reply #303 on:]

Meh. Let's say the 'Today' video.

Would you rather have for a pet a hard-shelled wooping terrier or a buggalo?

[Reply #304 on:]

A buggalo becuase they can fly.

Would you rather a mutant or a native martian?

[Reply #305 on:]

Martian so I could see the sunlight

would you rather kill yourself or go to a suicide booth

[Reply #306 on:]

Kill myself. People are too dependent on machines.

Would you rather exist in this reality or in a parallel reality indistinguishable from this one?

[Reply #307 on:]

yes

why?

[Reply #308 on:]

Both. 

Who would you rather have dive into hot lava to find your dead dog: Leela or Amy?

[Reply #309 on:]

Leela. I like Amy.

Would you rather have seymour as a pet or nibbler?

[Reply #310 on:]

Seymour of course! He can sing! :]

Would you rather be stuffed in Bender's compartment or inhale Fry's socks for an hour?

[Reply #311 on:]

Bender's compartment. Free booze and lots of swag, which I can use to have my spine rebuilt.

Would you rather be president of Earth or "Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!"?

[Reply #312 on:]

Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! I would enjoy the regular invasions of earth!

Would you rather live in a universe governed by The niblonians or One with Bender as God ?

[Reply #313 on:]

One governed by the Nibblonians, because they are just sho shweet.

Would you rather become Bender's slave or the Professor's test subject?

[Reply #314 on:]

The Professor's test subject. At least there I have a chance of getting a cool mutation or super powers or something.

Would you rather have Zapp or Bender as your captain?

[Reply #315 on:]

bender he's a robot

would you you rather poop yourselfin front of the whole universe and have to hide the rest of yourlife or work for Zapp Branagain

[Reply #316 on:]

Ohhhh kayyyy...  Gotta go with working for Zapp Branigan. 

Would you rather have to scuttle like Zoidberg, or be as old as Professor Farnsworth?

[Reply #317 on:]

as old as professor, it would be fun to be old!!

would you rather play the holophoner and stink at it, or be really good looking, but no one likes you??

[Reply #318 on:]

Stink at the holophoner. At least then I could get better with some less than divine intervention.

Would you rather have Bender's banjo or the solid gold violin?

[Reply #319 on:]

Oooh, that's a tough one.  Er, um, uh, Gold Violin?

Would you rather have Fry's hands or the Devil's hands?