Bender and Old PE Ship (Opening)Bender:
[Talking to the ships interface panel] "You are one narrow minded space ship Planet Express Ship!
PE Ship: "Whoa whoa, why should my
tax money pay for art I find offensive?"
Bender:
[Shows PE Ship artwork from a book] "Would you censor the Venus Devenus just because you can see her speewers!?"
PE Ship: "Oh! It's filthy. Why not create a National Endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?"
Bender:
*Punctual voice* "Why not indeed!"
Leela: "Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!"
Bender: "Fine! I'll be in my quarters appreciating controversial artworks!"
[Bender walks through door and PE Ship closes the door decapitating him][PE Ship]:
*Sarcasm* "Oops! Sorry!"
Bender and New PE Ship (Female personality)[Bender walks up to PE Ship interface and turns on the radio, 'Spin Doctors - Two Princes' starts playing]Bender: "Hey who's been messing with the radio? This isn't alternative rock, it's college rock!"
Professor: "Oh it must have been the ships new improved software I installed"
PE Ship:
*Personality not yet changed* "Yeah it was me, it's a cute song"
Bender: "Listen ship! No one changes my stations! I hope you have a good mechanic!"
Professor: "It even comes with an adjustable voice!"
PE Ship:
[PE Ships voice fades from man to woman as Professor adjusts a knob] "We each get one of the four buttons, remember Bender? That was the deal."
*Giggles*Bender: "What? Did you just say
*giggles*?"
PE Ship: "If you don't like the stations, you can just - play with my buttons until you find something we both enjoy."
Bender:
*Seductive growl*PE Ship: "Oh gosh that came out all wrong!"
Bender: "Too late baby, you said it! So... what'll it be? My place? Or... you?"
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That's why they call me the Quote Nazi
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