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Bending Unit
« on: 02-11-2002 15:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2002 15:29 »

Well, for the first twenty seconds or so, I was unable to hear the first coversation between Bender and the ship. Can somebody write it out for me, please?

« Reply #1 on: 02-11-2002 16:51 »

Bender and Old PE Ship (Opening)

Bender[Talking to the ships interface panel]  "You are one narrow minded space ship Planet Express Ship!
PE Ship:  "Whoa whoa, why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive?"
Bender[Shows PE Ship artwork from a book]  "Would you censor the Venus Devenus just because you can see her speewers!?"
PE Ship:  "Oh!  It's filthy.  Why not create a National Endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?"
Bender*Punctual voice*  "Why not indeed!"
Leela:  "Bender!  Ship!  Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!"
Bender:  "Fine!  I'll be in my quarters appreciating controversial artworks!"
[Bender walks through door and PE Ship closes the door decapitating him]
[PE Ship]*Sarcasm*  "Oops!  Sorry!"

Bender and New PE Ship (Female personality)

[Bender walks up to PE Ship interface and turns on the radio, 'Spin Doctors - Two Princes' starts playing]
Bender:  "Hey who's been messing with the radio?  This isn't alternative rock, it's college rock!"
Professor:  "Oh it must have been the ships new improved software I installed"
PE Ship*Personality not yet changed*  "Yeah it was me, it's a cute song"
Bender:  "Listen ship!  No one changes my stations!  I hope you have a good mechanic!"
Professor:  "It even comes with an adjustable voice!"
PE Ship[PE Ships voice fades from man to woman as Professor adjusts a knob]  "We each get one of the four buttons, remember Bender?  That was the deal."  *Giggles*
Bender:  "What?  Did you just say *giggles*?"
PE Ship:  "If you don't like the stations, you can just - play with my buttons until you find something we both enjoy."
Bender*Seductive growl*
PE Ship:  "Oh gosh that came out all wrong!"
Bender:  "Too late baby, you said it!  So... what'll it be?  My place?  Or... you?"
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That's why they call me the Quote Nazi  ;)
Just Chris

Urban Legend
« Reply #2 on: 02-11-2002 17:06 »

Wow, I didn't even know that song was by Spin Doctors.  :)
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