Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

[Reply #680 on:]

A: spl'uh - cuz Fry's a pig!

Q: Which is the most popular tourist destination - jupiter or venus? why?

[Reply #681 on:]

A: Venus, because women are from venus. 

Q: What's the most valuable object Bender has ever stolen?

[Reply #682 on:]

A: a 2007 honda hybrid accord the last car to be built by primitive robots as well as the last company to belive hybrids where the wave of the future . boy were they wrong

Q: why is it so valuable

[Reply #683 on:]

A: Cos it was built by robots!

Q: Why does Bender hug Fry, when he doesn't have emotions?

[Reply #684 on:]

A. so he can steal his wallet

Q.Why doesn't Fry realize thats all Bender does.

[Reply #685 on:]

A: Because Fry's an idiot.

Q: How idiotic is he?

[Reply #686 on:]

A: well the average IQ is 100. Fry's is 37.

Q: What is Leela's IQ?

[Reply #687 on:]

A:Average.

Q: Whats The Prof's I.Q?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: Nobody knows...

Q: Is it over 120 perhaps?

[Reply #689 on:]

A: Globviously, he's a professor

Q: Do robots have IQ's, and if so what's Bender's

[Reply #690 on:]

A: since bender is a robot with computing bilities, his IQ is so high tht it would take me all day to type. Since i don't hve all day I can't tell youi. Sorry.

Q: Is Amy's IQ higher than Fry's? What is her IQ?

[Reply #691 on:]

A:  Amy's IQ is a stron 62.  However, no one can really say if this is higher than Fry's as his brain abnormality makes his IQ an imaginary number - 27i

Q:  What's the recipie for imortality?

[Reply #692 on:]

A: Potatoes, milk, and a whole lot of hash

Q: Who came up with this recipe?

[Reply #693 on:]

A;  The scientists of Omicron Presei 4.20

Q:  How did Lurr come to power?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: By eating the previous ruler.

Q: What condiments did Lrr use when he was eating the previous ruler?

[Reply #695 on:]

A: nothing but lots and lots of ketchup. 

Q: H ow many varieties has 'Heinz' now that it's 1000 years in the future?

[Reply #696 on:]

A: 68494948583

Q: What's the deal with all the ketchup?

[Reply #697 on:]

A: well since there are so mny more discovered planets, the aliens on them might all like a different flavour sauce to dip their chips in

Q: \what flavour ketchup do neptunins like?

[Reply #698 on:]

A: Tomatoes, and fish eyes

Q: Why do Neptunians want fish eyes in their ketchup?

[Reply #699 on:]

A: who doesn't want fish eyes in their kethup 

Q: Seriously - which alien spiecies is apposed to fish eyes in ketchup?

[Reply #700 on:]

A: The Vegomites of Oregonia.

Q: What is China like in the year 3000?

[Reply #701 on:]

A:  Probably not very overpopulated as it used to be.  Have as many kids as you want!

Q:  When Leela got her one eye back, (after having two) did she ever get her eye care stuff back from out of the trash?

[Reply #702 on:]

A. Yes because all the shop dumpster she put it in tried to sell them and since she is the only one with one eye she found them and bought them for double the price as she originally bought them for.

Q.Who would sell monocle stuff like that if Leela is the only one-eyed "alien" on Earth

[Reply #703 on:]

A: Rich people with no need for it will buy it.

Q: What was Fry's sitcom with Ted Dansen's corpse called?

[Reply #704 on:]

A: Married with Skeletons

Q: Did his sitcom ever get aired?

[Reply #705 on:]

A: Yes, but it only lasted 2 episodes

Q: What channel carried the ill fated sitcom?

[Reply #706 on:]

A: Fox

Q: How popular was the show?

[Reply #707 on:]

A: About as popular as Alien Autopsy.

Q: What ever happened to Ted Danson's skeleton?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: He came out of the closet and hooked up with Stallone's.

Q: Was it a good show?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: Fry wrote it...of course it was good! *sarcasm*

Q: Did it get more viewers than the NASA space launch?

[Reply #710 on:]

A: No, because the NASA launch blew up.

Q: Could Fry become a professional holophoner composer, just not playing it?

[Reply #711 on:]

A: Not without a crazy gimmick, like parasites or Robot Devil Hands

Q: What crazy gimmick will he have to use now?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: Fry says he is 1 8th black and it allows him to play amazingly

Q: if he only says hes 1 8th black how can he play so good

[Reply #713 on:]

Actually, I'm 1/8th black.  None of my friends believe me.

A: [answer]g'uh!  He's got the many-leaved clover!  He can do anything great with the clover.[/answer]

Q: [question]Why doesn't Fry say he's got a lucky clover instead of lying?[/question]

[Reply #714 on:]

A. Because if anyone knew they would be after him.

Q.What was Fry's sitcom replaced with?

[Reply #715 on:]

A: Family Guy: The next generation

Q: How long did this show last?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: not long

Q: If futurama was *soon to be a major religion,* who would be God?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: T.V.'s BIll Bixbey from the Incredible Hulk fame


Q: how did he get the role of god

[Reply #718 on:]

A:  Bender!

Q:  Since Fry had Ted Danson's and Sly Stallone's skeletons, does Fry have an obsession with skeletons?

[Reply #719 on:]

A: no just poor 80's icons


Q: why are ted danson and sly stallone skeletons and not heads in jars