Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

[Reply #640 on:]

A: He was born in the basement of the PE building. 

Q: who were Zoidberg's parents?


This is my traditional pic for a
TOTPD!

[Reply #641 on:]

A: Malusk and Kingclaw Zoid


Q: Where was Zoidberg thrown away

[Reply #642 on:]

A: He wasn't. He was adopted when his parents died 

Q: Who were Hermes' parents?

[Reply #643 on:]

A: His Dad died when Hermes was born, and his fat ugly mama isn't around to see this day

Q:How did his dad die?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: btten by a green snake in a sugar cane feild.

Q:  Is this where herem's saying came from?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: I'm afraid so...

Q: what does a sugar cane field look like?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: Like a field full of sugar canes.

Q: What does a field full of sugar canes look like?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: Like a sugar cane field 

Q: how long could this go on?

[Reply #648 on:]

A: For a very long time.

Q: How long of a time?

[Reply #649 on:]

A:  Not too long!

Q:  If Bender had his own gas station, would Fry and Zoidberg be his bumbling helpers? 

[Reply #650 on:]

A: He'd get some chumps to help him, so Leela would probably be there, too 

Q: Who are the Prof's parents?

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth

Q: What did the prof's dad do for a living?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: He made panties

Q: What type of panties did he make?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Large ones for clowns to use in magic tricks.

Q: How did he get into this career?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: he just fell into it literally he fell into a pair of giant clown panties and was hooked


Q: who are the professors grand parents

[Reply #655 on:]

A: Philip Fry II and the supermodel. When he said he was lying about his age, he ment it. He's really over 800 years old.

Q: how can the proffesor live to be over 800 years old?

[Reply #656 on:]

A: He's the professor. Don't dispute that fact.

Q: Does anyone know how old he really is?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: No. Not even the Prof.

Q: Why doesnt the Prof know?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: because hes an old fool

Q: when he became young did he kno his age

[Reply #659 on:]

A: Only when he read it from that machine.

Q: What's Lrr and Ndnd fave TV show?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: Single Female Lawyer.

Q: Why do they like it so much?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: Because there is this female in it. She's a lawyer. I think she may also be single 

Q: If 'single female lawyer' is about a single female lawyer, shout 'futurama' really be called 'Dateless Male Deliveryboy' or 'Picky Mutant Captain' or 'Single man-bot bender'?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: No. That would be stupid.
" Single man-bot bender! Having lots of sex.."

Q:What would happen if the Prof invents a working time machine?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: He'd go back in time 

Q: Where in time?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: He would go back to prevent the Kennedy assassination

Q: Why would he want to do that?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: It's my duty not to tell you.

Q: Does he want to stop any other assassinations?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Archduke Franz Ferdinand, to prevent WWI

Q: Why does he want to prevent WWI?

[Reply #667 on:]

God, I've just been learning this in history :P

A: So that he can restart it with him being the cause.

Q: Why does he want to be the cause of WW1?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: He wants to be the Red Baron

Q: How succesful of a Red Baron will Farnsworth be?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: Only slightly less successful than Snoopy.

Q: What is Farnsworth's favorite cartoon?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: oh my thats simple "Phinius and the Prototype"
its about a inventor and his robot pale boy do they get in alot of mishaps

Q: whats his favorite episode

[Reply #671 on:]

A: The one where they blow the earth up

Q: How do they blow the earth up?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: They go into the future and steal one of the proffesor's doomsday devices.

Q: Why does the proffesor have so many dommsday devices?

[Reply #673 on:]

A: So he will be feared.

Q: Why isn't the crew that scared of him?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: because he's an old loony!

Q: What was the previous PE crew like?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: The exact same as this crew but shorter.

Q: Is there popplers on the black market?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: On the purple, plaid, and white with navy diagonal pinstripes markets, but not the black market.
Q: When in the course of human events does it become necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: it becomes necessary when said band invites Yoko Ono to be apart of it

Q: why does she ruin so much

[Reply #678 on:]

A: Becuase she tried to change the direction of the band and alienated the members (Now can stick to FUTURAMA Questions)

Q: What celebrity's head will be the most popular singer in the future?

[Reply #679 on:]

A:  Kelly Clarkson's head!

Q:  George Jetson was skinny, so why couldn't Fry be skinny, too?