Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

[Reply #480 on:]

A: His name was Nixorbo. But he didn't touch my heart.

Q: How am I one tricky motherfucker?


Yay! Children molestation TOTPD!   

[Reply #481 on:]

A: You were born that way. 

Q: How was MrBlonde born?


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I am Trrr, master musician of the planet Omicron Persei 2, starter of the Bone Cult, and Most Sadistic PEELer!!

[Reply #482 on:]

A: I was born in a family of porn loving racoons and they turned me into a tricky motherfucker that loves porn and sometimes dresses up as a racoon. 

Q: What is the definition of the Bone Cult?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: The Bone Cult is a group of trombonists, like myself, that have been cast out of society due to our instrument.  We have trained ourselves in killing using only a trombone, a trombone case, and anything found in a trombone case.  We are currently working with the Bringith Cult.  I am their leader and also a co-leader of the Bringith Cult.

Q: How was Mr Blonde conceived?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: By two racoons who had nothing better to do then when I was born they were so angry for having a son like me, they ditched me at the mall and then my real family of racoons brought me into their lives.

Q: Why did my real racoon family bring me in?

P.S. I like the Bone Cult flag.

[Reply #485 on:]

A: They needed a slave to do all their hard-labor.

Q: What was Mr Blonde forced to do?

@MrBlonde: I made it on Paint.

[Reply #486 on:]

Edit: I don't want Nix to ban me.

[Reply #487 on:]

A: Because you're not afraid of Nixorbo's Bastick.

Q: Why aren't you afraid of it?

[Reply #488 on:]

Edit: I'm getting rid of this post before I get banned.

[Reply #489 on:]

Now MrBlondes edits are
 confusing me

A) because he is blind

Q) Who blinded MrBlonde?

[Reply #490 on:]

A) No idea

Could you stick to Futurama related criteria when making up questions guys as if not then we are doing what TNUK said:

   

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Question: Is this thread even nominally related to Futurama as opposed to PEEL anymore? 'Cause if it's not, I'll call down a mod and ask them to decide whether or not this tired old topic deserves closure.

And we can't prove him right now can we    lol. So come on stick to what this forum and this On Topic section is all about without resorting to mindless posts...

Q) Why did Bender pound the guy he mentioned to the floor, like a steak?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: he thought that the guy alled him a romo. really he offered bender a rolo.

Q: if bender heard correctly would he take the rolo?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: no because bender is highly allergic to one key ingrident in rolos

Q: what is this ingredient

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Cocoa beans =O

Q: Is there a rolo without cocoa beans in in the future? if so - would bender have taken it?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: yest theres a rolo without cocoa beans but bender has yet to her of it so he would have not accepted

Q: how are the cocoaless rolos anyway

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Horrible

Q: Why is Bender allergic to cocoa beans?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: Because he can't ride a bicycle either.

Q: Is Zoidberg allergic to them also?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: no but he is allergic to coffee beans.

Q: what would happen if zoidy ate a coffee bean?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: zoidberg would begin to form into the evilest of all monsters......Geraldo rivera dun dun duuuunn!!!

Q: how do you cure him when this happens

[Reply #499 on:]

A: give him de-caffinated coffee. in the future it's not only a decafinated coffee drink but also an antidote to coffee bean poisoning

Q: Who else is know to be allergic to coffee?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: H.G. Blob, he bocomes all puffy and slimy, I mean, more puffy and slimy

Q: can a robot develop allergies or are they simply programmed to be allergic to things?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: It's in their RNA.

Q: Is the Robot Devil allergic to being hit over the head?

[Reply #502 on:]

A: It is the weak area of his metal structure

Q: Did Fry ever pay the 6 dollar fee his account was overdrawn by? If so how did he get the money?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: Yes, with the money Roberto gave him for helping, of course!

Q: How much money has that account made (or been overdrawn by) by now?

[Reply #504 on:]

A: 2.59% in the future hey like to describe your amounts a percents

Q: how much will fry have in a year

[Reply #505 on:]

A: He won't have anything, because his account will be closed to due being excesively overdrawn

Q: What instruments does the Robot Devil's band have?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: a key-tar, an accordian, a washboard, and a gong

Q: Just how fucking horrible will the band sound?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: quite bad!

Q: why didn't the robot deviol get a drum-kit, guuitars and key-boaards instead?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Because his awful band is the ultimate torture

Q: What planet did the native martians buy with their bead?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Demiguiese 12 a distant and forgoton planet non which the like dare go to not even the show that dare not speak its name

Q: what is the name of the show that dare not speak its name

[Reply #510 on:]

A: The jetsons

Q: What is Leela's fave type of film?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: German expressionist cinema from the 20's.

Q: What's her favorite movie from this era?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: "OMG It's a Film!"

Q: Why does she like this film the most?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: es ist Deutsch und sehr interessant - auch Leela magst ins gino gehen!  (i think that means "it is german and very interesting, also - Leela  likes going to te cinema." )

Q: Can leela speak german?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: No. She just pretends she can.

Q: Can she speak any language except for English?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: oui - elle parle francais! but no one knows it is french since no one knows french is a language!

Q: How did leela learn a language no one thought was real?

[Reply #516 on:]

A: She was taught by the last surviving French person, who was mutant in the sewers.

Q: What is the French Sewer Mutants name?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: No one knows. But they call him pier after a stereotype. 

Q: Will Bender ever be sent to robot hell again?

P.S. My sig is kinda long, so it pains me to say that I won't be using it has often. 

[Reply #518 on:]

A:  Many, many times

Q:  What will be the next reason Bender goes to Robot Hell?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: paying good money to watch Gigli

Q; why is the robot devil so childish when it comes to small sins like this