Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

[Reply #320 on:]

A: Because we're worthless spammers!

Q: If there was a new bending unit in the show, what would his name be?

TOTPDDR! 

[Reply #321 on:]

A: Foldomat.

Q: How lame a name is that?

[Reply #322 on:]

A: It's lamer than Zoidberg!!

Q: How lame is Zoidberg?

[Reply #323 on:]

A: Lamer than a wounded mule in a sugarcane field.

Q: How could Hermes stand to spoon with Zoidberg?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: Because Zoidberg is all man, man

Q: How could Hermes stand to not spoon with Zoidberg?

[Reply #325 on:]

A:Quite easily...

Q:Who would win in a fight - superman or super king? 

[Reply #326 on:]

A: Super king, he's 30% kryptonite.

Q: Has the term 100% become meaningless in the future?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: well yes since in 2743 there became 723% in a whole (it makes fractions WAY harder  )

Q: Is there Corination Street/eastenders in the future?

[Reply #328 on:]

Q&A: There is now?

[Reply #329 on:]

A: oh, right - it's an English soap oprah (I think it sucks) doubt people out of the UK have heard of it so it was kind of a dumb question 

Q: Who is the biggest celebrity head in jar?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: Andre the Giant's head.

Q: Who's the most popular celebrity head in a jar?

[Reply #331 on:]

A: Telly Savalas

Q: Why is his head so famous in the future?

[Reply #332 on:]

A: because he single-headedly fought off the Omicronians using his secret weapon

Q: What was his secret weapon?

[Reply #333 on:]

A: No one knows.  Teller didn't tell us!   

Q: Was my joke any good?

[Reply #334 on:]

A: it was very punny

Q: Who is the funniest futurama character?

[Reply #335 on:]

A: Easy- Fry

Q: What would Bender do to steal from a safe in a heavily guarded 3000+ army ground

[Reply #336 on:]

A: He would bring a shovel.

Q: Did anyone besides me laugh at Pazuzu and Trombonist's puns?

[Reply #337 on:]

A: Yes, but they didn't have the cajones to post about it.

Q: Does saying it in Spanish make it less dirty?

[Reply #338 on:]

A: No, you dirty little bastard. 

Q: What is Fry giving up for Lent?

[Reply #339 on:]

A: Slurm, Leela made him.

Q: What's Leela giving up for Lent?

[Reply #340 on:]

A: She's going to give up Fry.

Q: When she finds someone new, who's it going to be?

[Reply #341 on:]

A: An important but manipulative jerk, as usual.

Q: How does this happen?

[Reply #342 on:]

A: They meet at the building Fry set on fire.

Q: Does Fry get out of the building safely?

[Reply #343 on:]

A: Yes

Q: What building did Fry burn down?

[Reply #344 on:]

A:  The Central Beraucracy.

Q:  Was the fire able to get the necessary paperwork to burn down the whole building?

[Reply #345 on:]

A. If it's from Doom 1, it's highly probable

Q. What is the arduous process mandatory for gaining access to the central bureaucracy?

[Reply #346 on:]

A: Waiting in line.That's it.

Q: Can a terrorist wait in line?

[Reply #347 on:]

A: No, because if he blows himself up the line will get shorter.

Q: Who was the last person to get into the Central Bureaucracy?

[Reply #348 on:]

A: Suze Johnson.

Q: Who is Suze Johnson?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: A lawyer.  Suze Johnson will sue you!

Q: Will I ever stop making bad puns?

[Reply #350 on:]

A. stopping the bad Puns is Punishible by death

Q. when did Space Jam Stop being a jelly

[Reply #351 on:]

A: When Michael Jordon makes a sequel.

Q: Will Michael Jordon ever become food?

[Reply #352 on:]

A: Dunno.But if it did,I would eat it!

Q: Can a Counter Terrorist wait in line?

[Reply #353 on:]

A: only if hes countering a circle terrorist

Q: does the term free spirited mean there are no more for sale?

[Reply #354 on:]

A: Yes

A: What would happen if Fry got turned into a robot?

[Reply #355 on:]

A: He would be designated as a Food-mo-tron

Q: What happened to Zoidberg's fish home from the end of 'Deep South'?

[Reply #356 on:]

A: Bender burned it.

Q: Does everyone try to ruin Zoidberg's life?

[Reply #357 on:]

A: It happens naturally.

Q: What is it about Zoidberg that eveyone in the show finds so tragic, yet so not interesting?

[Reply #358 on:]

A: His desperate poverty and loneliness

Q: Did Alkazar ever realise that nearly all of his treasure from his castle was stolen and if so what did he do about it?

[Reply #359 on:]

A: its his sandles

Q:who is the father of moms sons