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Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #240 : 02-14-2007 13:23 »
« : 02-14-2007 13:23 »

A: Don't think so.

Q: Do owls make for good cookin'?

totpd
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #241 : 02-14-2007 13:24 »
« : 02-14-2007 13:24 »

A: Yep,I tried!

Q: So,am I crazy,or crazy?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #242 : 02-14-2007 13:25 »

A: no

Q: What did amy whisper to kif at the end of AWITM?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #243 : 02-14-2007 13:30 »

A: Let's paint bird houses.

Q: What's naughty about that?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #244 : 02-14-2007 13:31 »

A; nothing. kif only giggled because he finds bird-houses amusing.

Q: what is amusing about bird houses?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #245 : 02-14-2007 18:15 »

A: Their so un-amusing that Kif found them amusing

Q: Does this answer confuse people?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #246 : 02-14-2007 18:29 »
« : 02-14-2007 18:29 »

A: Only postmodernists get it.

Q: If postmodernism is here now, what will they call further philosophy in the future?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #247 : 02-14-2007 18:34 »

A :postpostpostpostpostpostpostp ostpostpostpostmodernism

Q: Who in PEEl IS A POSTMODERNIST?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #248 : 02-15-2007 15:00 »

A:  Have no idea.....eerrr Decapodian?

Q:  If Earth was at war with the Omicrons, which P.E. Crew members would be taken prisoner?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #249 : 02-15-2007 15:09 »

A: Everyone but Scruffy

Q: Why did they let Scruffy go?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #250 : 02-15-2007 15:30 »

A: Coz he's a janitor.Janitors should not bt harmed or imprissoned.It's a law.A law that even Omicronians obay.Dun-dun-dun!

Q: Whom came up with that law?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #251 : 02-15-2007 15:41 »

A) Sal

Q: Why did he?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #252 : 02-15-2007 15:53 »

A: He was working as a janitor at the time.

Q: How many jobs has Sal had?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #253 : 02-15-2007 16:19 »

A: 1796  :p

Q: Did he ever work as a Starship Trooper?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #254 : 02-15-2007 19:21 »

A: No.  But he played a Starship Trooper in a play.

Q: What play was it?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #255 : 02-15-2007 19:25 »

A: The musical based on Reefer Madness.

Q: Is MrBlonde watching Reefer Madness? And if so am I stoned?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #256 : 02-15-2007 21:07 »

A: You're watching something else.  However, you're so stoned that you think you're watching Reefer Madness.

Q: What is Mr. Blonde really watching?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #257 : 02-15-2007 23:38 »

A: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Q: How many different drugs soes the normal person have to take to sit through that movie?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #258 : 02-16-2007 03:29 »

A: Ive seen that movie and you need a hell load of drugs to make it seem enjoyable or funny or well-plotted.(For those who havnt seen it is a lame and stupid movie in where the Martians kidnap Santa Claus so that their children can celebrate Christmas. Sounds awful, doesnt it? It is)

Q) Has Fry ever watched Santa Clause Conquers the Martians?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #259 : 02-16-2007 05:37 »

A: no

Q: are there more than one of Sal?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #260 : 02-16-2007 07:26 »

A: No, he is jsut very active despite his laziness claims...

Q: What would be Zoidberg's perfect shell?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #261 : 02-16-2007 07:47 »
« : 02-16-2007 07:47 »

A: A purple one with a laser canon and all you can eat buffet inside.

Q: why did the space chicken cross the space road?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #262 : 02-16-2007 13:51 »

A: Because he was running from the space cops

Q: What space crimes did the space chicken commit?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #263 : 02-16-2007 14:33 »

A: Space jaywalking.

Q: Is this a space felony?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #264 : 02-16-2007 14:35 »

A: space yes. it is a space felony

Q: what space person made space chickens space jaywalking a space felong? space.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #265 : 02-16-2007 14:40 »

A: Lrr, because the punshment for space chickens space jaywalking is he eats them.

Q: Which of the PE crew would be the most likely to be a serial killer?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #266 : 02-16-2007 14:49 »

A:  Bender!  So he could "Kill All Humans"!

Q:  If the Planet Express crew had their own talent agency, who would be after them about their clients?


Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #267 : 02-18-2007 16:47 »
« : 02-18-2007 16:47 »

A: Noone.  With a person like Fry working there, noone would willingly do any business. 

Q: If Bender had sayed with the Mafia, would he have gotten his own pair of clamps?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #268 : 02-18-2007 16:52 »

A: No way, he'd never give up Grabby and Squeezy!

Q: Would he even have the guts to make it as a  robot mafioso?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #269 : 02-18-2007 16:59 »

A: Yes.But only for one episode.

Q: Why is he so obsessed with Grabby and Squeesy?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« #270 : 02-18-2007 17:03 »

A: They've grabbed and squeezed through good times and bad.

Q: Have they ever not been there for him?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #271 : 02-18-2007 17:56 »

A: Yes, when he was buried for 1,055 years.

Q: How did he pass the time?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« #272 : 02-18-2007 19:16 »

A:  He sang folk music

Q:  Why would Mom build a Hedonism-bot?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #273 : 02-18-2007 19:31 »

A: To keep the public entertained with his patronage of the arts, so they wouldn't notice her running the planet into the ground, proverbially speaking.

Q: How much money did Fry make off of his stint as a holophoner virtuoso?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #274 : 02-18-2007 22:19 »

A)1 000 000 000 quatloos

Q) How much is that in American Dollars?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #275 : 02-19-2007 06:34 »

A: The same as it is in Confederate Dollars.

Q: About half a mil.

Long live the south, yeah!

JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« #276 : 02-19-2007 09:41 »

A: Was that a question, Xanfor?

Q: And did I just ask a question for an answer?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #277 : 02-19-2007 09:42 »

A: Yes you did.

Q: Will the south rise again?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #278 : 02-19-2007 10:16 »

A: Please ask again later

Q; Are 'magic 8 balls' magic?
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« #279 : 02-19-2007 10:47 »

A: In the future they are.

Q: (taking PazuzuJr's advice) Will the south rise again?
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