You know you're one of us... Err, watched too much Futurama when...

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Originally posted by GodBot:
When thinking about Futurama's cancellation requires an Angry Dome.

Nope, Not me.
Whe y'get to a "freakin' ENRAGED  dome," I could be in trouble...

Originally posted by GodBot:
When you've secretly built a full scale set of Planet Express in your basement.

My basement isn't big enough. Don't ask me how I know...

Originally posted by Frisco17:
When you try to figure out where in Manhatten the Planet Express building is.

'Scuse me while I eat this map...

Originally posted by gudbjorg:
When you write in your diary in the alien codecs.

Nah. It takes up too much paper that way...

Originally posted by Wooden Bender:
When your only regret is that you have boneitis....

Actually, I went out and got the innocculaton...

You know you've watched too much Futurama when you find yourself responding to a third of the posts you just read on this page...
I am so boned...

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When you think of a retirement home as "the sunset squad planet".

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When you sit around wondering what Bachelor Chow tastes like...

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When your restaurant waitress says "Hi, my name is Heather..." and the first thing you think of is "Go to hell, Heather!"

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When you hear about Santa Claus and wonder where the nearest shot gun is...

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When you're driving behind an old codger who's going 30 mph on the freeway, and you drive by expecting to see the Professor as the driver.

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When you see a dark figure flying in the sky and say, EVERYBODY DUCK! PAZUZU'S GOT LOOSE AGAIN!

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When you're at a restaurant, and you catch yourself about to order a slurm.

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When you get ink pouches installed to escape your enemies!

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When you go to the doctor's office, and you check the name to make sure it's not "Dr. Zoidberg".

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When somebody gets a good idea, and you compliment him/her by saying "Now you're using your ass!"

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When you stop and ask someone where the nearest route to Omicron Persei 8 is

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When you go on the forums at college and laugh out loud at one of the "futurama themed" jokes and get weird stares...

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When you're at an aquarium, and you half expect one of the lobsters to make a break for it, scuttling away while going "whoop, whoop, whoop!"

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You're disappointed to see that you're local uni/tafe doesn't have degrees in Murderology or Murderonamy

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You go to the museum of natural history and expect to see a gemerald and some animals going crazy.

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When your pin number is 1077.

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When you see a girl with purple hair, and you check to make sure she has 2 eyes.

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When you get into trouble you always run shouting "CHEESE IT"

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When you get a take-out and you order a pizza with anchovies on it even though you know you hate them in the hope that they will grow on you.

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When you say "Blernsball" at a baseball game.

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When you go to the nearest phonebox to try to commit suicide.

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And you've also started calling phoneboxes "street corner telephone parlours".

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When you drink some red wine, and your first thought is "I wonder if it's made from rats".

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When all of your buttons retaliate.

When you know the Achilles heal of the Ronco design is it's structural resonance frequency.

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When you buy a pie from the supermarket, and you check the label to make sure it's ingredients don't list "things...swarms of things".

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When you go to a baseball game and ask they guy next to you why the ball isn't on a rubber string

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If you've ever screamed "MUITIBALL!" for any reason what so ever.

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If you order a pizza and say your name is I.C. Wiener

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When you go to a restaurant with friends, and say "The Feast of a Thousand Hams Can Now Begin" when the food arrives.

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When you ask someone how to go to the bathroom...in binary.

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When you drop a drink on the floor, and wait to see if the floor dissolves...

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You think women dig 50 year old bald men.

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You actually enjoy updating the list on the A-Z topic. (How sad can you get?)

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You start refering to all seafood as "ya filthy crab".

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You go to see your GP and cant help blurting out "You're a crazy penniless lobster doctor; no part of you should be a comedian."

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When you go to a jeweler and put on all the expensive rings and say "what! I asked for rich man stuff, not shiny pebbels, I bid you a due"

Zoidberg is legendary haha

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When you're shocked, you say something like "Holy Llama of the Bahamas".

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When you declare yourself to be "a genius" at every little idea you have.

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When you walk around singing "Bender is Great, Bender is Great", substituting your own name for Bender.