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LayZ341

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« Reply #680 on: 05-17-2007 20:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2007 20:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:


Zapp: This is all wrong. The deal was that you guys get the champagNe if Leela takes off her top, not the robot.
Xanfor

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« Reply #681 on: 05-18-2007 05:59 »

"I don't know about you, meatbags, but this guy seems awfully two-dimensional."

Choke on that, metafiction!

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #682 on: 05-18-2007 08:22 »

 :laff: good ones, you two.

Bender: Who the hell is that?!
futz
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« Reply #683 on: 05-18-2007 09:44 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2007 09:44 »

Zapp: And now Leela will lead us in a Victory Salute. No, no Lella not with one finger - you know both legs standing on your head.

Leela: Well OK, since we won.

Zapp: Mmmm yes! And now here's the President.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #684 on: 05-18-2007 14:04 »

Bender: "Now there's a man who can gather extortion material."
tunni7

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« Reply #685 on: 05-18-2007 16:46 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2007 16:46 »

zapp: hmmm a beautiful women ,martinis and velour uniforms ... can it get any better.


.. im  new by the way! whoop!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #686 on: 05-18-2007 20:14 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2007 20:14 »

I'm gonna let this go another day there's not alot to choose from. Welcome Tunni7.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #687 on: 05-19-2007 00:20 »

Zapp: Ah, Leela, I see the aphro-American-disiac I sent you finally arrived.
Leela: What aphrodisiac?  These are just martinis.
Zapp: Uh, forget I said anything.  Incidentally, you don't know what ketamine tastes like, right?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #688 on: 05-19-2007 21:20 »

This is a hard decision... but I have to go with............. LayZ341
LayZ341

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« Reply #689 on: 05-19-2007 22:06 »

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #690 on: 05-20-2007 00:01 »

Amy: But you can't go! You'll get your head cut off and put on the wall of some stranger's house! Like that moose over there.
Leo Wong (OS): Can't we just cut it off now? 
Futuramafan1987

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« Reply #691 on: 05-20-2007 00:04 »

Kif: "I said I'm going fishin!"

Amy: "I know what you do down there!"
Decapodian

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« Reply #692 on: 05-20-2007 01:23 »

Amy: I don't care how big your hat is! That doesn't make up for the fact that the rest of your suit makes you look fat!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #693 on: 05-20-2007 03:46 »

Amy: "No, Kif, I'm serious, the western guy in the village people was gay. Or was it the Indian?"
Kif: "Pretty sure it was the policeman."
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #694 on: 05-20-2007 08:02 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2007 08:02 »

Amy: Kif, for God's sake think of the children!!!
Kif: What children? Are you not telling me some thing?
Inez (OS): You finally have grand-child for us?
Amy: Sorry there's no kids. Last night Fry nade every one at Planet Express watch The Simpsons and I think the womens name was Mrs. Lovejoy she kept saying that to get people to do stuff. I think.
Kif: How did Fry get copies of the Simpsons? All T.V. shows from his time were destroyed by the secong coming of Jesus.
Inez (OS): You better have grand-child when you get back Amy, or I amke sure you have one. I got donor set up so you have child.
futz
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« Reply #695 on: 05-20-2007 09:30 »

Amy: Smizmars don't have a WHAT!?!

Kif: I thought you knew.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #696 on: 05-20-2007 09:38 »

Amy: "Oh, Kif, hold me!"

Kif: "I can't, you'll tarnish my tough, macho facade."
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #697 on: 05-21-2007 12:04 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2007 12:04 »

Amy: why did you turn out the lights last night when we were making love
Kif:I wasn't here last night
Amy:?
Kif:?
tunni7

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« Reply #698 on: 05-21-2007 13:25 »

amy: kif ...YOU JUST FARTED OUT THE WORD FOX!!
ShadowJoker

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« Reply #699 on: 05-21-2007 14:27 »

Amy: "Let's get married right now!"
Kif: "Sorry, I'm in love with Zapp..."
Amy: O_O
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« Reply #700 on: 05-22-2007 04:51 »

"Join the INSANITY!!! Ooooooo!!!"

DrThunder88

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« Reply #701 on: 05-22-2007 10:38 »

Amy: Kif, are you wearing the shoulder pads from one of my mom's old suits?
Kif: Sorry, dearest, but I need something to disguise my womanly physique and protect me from the dreaded, kung-fu, double shoulder pin...
Amy: (Executes the dreaded, kung-fu, double shoulder pinch) Hi-keeba!
LayZ341

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« Reply #702 on: 05-22-2007 16:38 »

Bigboysdontcry wins.  What can I say?  I like the double question marks.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #703 on: 05-23-2007 01:09 »

Yes, but how to pronounce them?
Xanfor

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« Reply #704 on: 05-23-2007 04:42 »

Que?

Que?

Decapodian

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« Reply #705 on: 05-24-2007 00:20 »

Helloooo? Bigboysdontcry? Are you still here?
LayZ341

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« Reply #706 on: 05-25-2007 09:21 »

Yeah, its been a while.  The first person who feels like making the effort of finding a grab, can go next.
futz
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« Reply #707 on: 05-25-2007 10:37 »

Sine Wave

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« Reply #708 on: 05-25-2007 15:38 »

Leela: "Duuuuuuuuhhhhhh..."

Bender: "Have you got any lotion? My skin feels dry."

Fry: "Since everyone's idiots, I might as well have some fun. Heh heh heh."
Crash_7

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« Reply #709 on: 05-25-2007 17:17 »

Leela: Fry, there's no handles on the doors back here.  And why is there a glass partition between the front and back seats?

Fry: Heh, heh.  Ok Bender, turn on the sleeping gas! 
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #710 on: 05-25-2007 18:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2007 18:43 »

Fry: Bender your shiny metal ass is so sexy I'd hit that 6 ways from Sunday.
Bender: Fry have you been smoking Hermes "special" cigars? Because Bender doesn't bend that way.
Leela: That's the same pick up, line you used on me but instead of "shiny metal ass" you used "taught human ass".
Trombonist

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« Reply #711 on: 05-25-2007 19:37 »

As Leela and Bender were experiencing a replica of a movie drive-up, Fry was secretly glancing over to see how much Bender "enjoyed" it.
LayZ341

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« Reply #712 on: 05-25-2007 23:51 »

Leela: Fry, I don't care what Bender told you.  A car wash doesn't count as taking a shower.
Electerik

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« Reply #713 on: 05-26-2007 12:00 »


Leela: "Quit asking me out, Fry. I already told you: You're just too soft and squishy for me."

Fry: "Hmmm...."

Bender: "No way, pal. I'm not trading bodies with you again. Last time, you brought me back all oily--and not the good kind of oily, either. The weird, human kind." [Shudders]
DrThunder88

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« Reply #714 on: 05-28-2007 00:47 »

Leela: I just don't understand your 20th Century idioms, Fry.  Is "Smelt it, dealt it" a steel working term?
Xanfor

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« Reply #715 on: 05-28-2007 05:21 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2007 05:21 »

Bender: Alas and alack, my befuddled babe, for I have never laid eyes before on such a whopping conk!

tunni7

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« Reply #716 on: 05-28-2007 07:25 »

Fry: farts

short but sweet no words needed just sound........enough said hehe
futz
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« Reply #717 on: 05-28-2007 13:51 »

I'll give this one another day yet before calling it.
Decapodian

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« Reply #718 on: 05-28-2007 23:08 »

Bender: Hey Fry, are you sure that it was an aphrodesiac you slipped into Leela's drink and not some other type of drug?
Fry: Yeah I'm pretty sure. Why do you ask?
Leela: [drooling] Dude, my hands are huge...
futz
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« Reply #719 on: 05-29-2007 12:37 »

Sine Wave wins this one.
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