Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

[Reply #680 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:

Zapp: This is all wrong. The deal was that you guys get the champagNe if Leela takes off her top, not the robot.

[Reply #681 on:]

"I don't know about you, meatbags, but this guy seems awfully two-dimensional."

Choke on that, metafiction!

[Reply #682 on:]

  good ones, you two.

Bender: Who the hell is that?!

[Reply #683 on:]

Zapp: And now Leela will lead us in a Victory Salute. No, no Lella not with one finger - you know both legs standing on your head.

Leela: Well OK, since we won.

Zapp: Mmmm yes! And now here's the President.

[Reply #684 on:]

Bender: "Now there's a man who can gather extortion material."

[Reply #685 on:]

zapp: hmmm a beautiful women ,martinis and velour uniforms ... can it get any better.


.. im  new by the way! whoop!

[Reply #686 on:]

I'm gonna let this go another day there's not alot to choose from. Welcome Tunni7.

[Reply #687 on:]

Zapp: Ah, Leela, I see the aphro-American-disiac I sent you finally arrived.
Leela: What aphrodisiac?  These are just martinis.
Zapp: Uh, forget I said anything.  Incidentally, you don't know what ketamine tastes like, right?

[Reply #688 on:]

This is a hard decision... but I have to go with............. LayZ341

[Reply #689 on:]

[Reply #690 on:]

Amy: But you can't go! You'll get your head cut off and put on the wall of some stranger's house! Like that moose over there.
Leo Wong (OS): Can't we just cut it off now? 

[Reply #691 on:]

Kif: "I said I'm going fishin!"

Amy: "I know what you do down there!"

[Reply #692 on:]

Amy: I don't care how big your hat is! That doesn't make up for the fact that the rest of your suit makes you look fat!

[Reply #693 on:]

Amy: "No, Kif, I'm serious, the western guy in the village people was gay. Or was it the Indian?"
Kif: "Pretty sure it was the policeman."

[Reply #694 on:]

Amy: Kif, for God's sake think of the children!!!
Kif: What children? Are you not telling me some thing?
Inez (OS): You finally have grand-child for us?
Amy: Sorry there's no kids. Last night Fry nade every one at Planet Express watch The Simpsons and I think the womens name was Mrs. Lovejoy she kept saying that to get people to do stuff. I think.
Kif: How did Fry get copies of the Simpsons? All T.V. shows from his time were destroyed by the secong coming of Jesus.
Inez (OS): You better have grand-child when you get back Amy, or I amke sure you have one. I got donor set up so you have child.

[Reply #695 on:]

Amy: Smizmars don't have a WHAT!?!

Kif: I thought you knew.

[Reply #696 on:]

Amy: "Oh, Kif, hold me!"

Kif: "I can't, you'll tarnish my tough, macho facade."

[Reply #697 on:]

Amy: why did you turn out the lights last night when we were making love
Kif:I wasn't here last night
Amy:?
Kif:?

[Reply #698 on:]

amy: kif ...YOU JUST FARTED OUT THE WORD FOX!!

[Reply #699 on:]

Amy: "Let's get married right now!"
Kif: "Sorry, I'm in love with Zapp..."
Amy: O_O

[Reply #700 on:]

"Join the INSANITY!!! Ooooooo!!!"

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Amy: Kif, are you wearing the shoulder pads from one of my mom's old suits?
Kif: Sorry, dearest, but I need something to disguise my womanly physique and protect me from the dreaded, kung-fu, double shoulder pin...
Amy: (Executes the dreaded, kung-fu, double shoulder pinch) Hi-keeba!

[Reply #702 on:]

Bigboysdontcry wins.  What can I say?  I like the double question marks.

[Reply #703 on:]

Yes, but how to pronounce them?

[Reply #704 on:]

Que?

Que?

[Reply #705 on:]

Helloooo? Bigboysdontcry? Are you still here?

[Reply #706 on:]

Yeah, its been a while.  The first person who feels like making the effort of finding a grab, can go next.

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[Reply #708 on:]

Leela: "Duuuuuuuuhhhhhh..."

Bender: "Have you got any lotion? My skin feels dry."

Fry: "Since everyone's idiots, I might as well have some fun. Heh heh heh."

[Reply #709 on:]

Leela: Fry, there's no handles on the doors back here.  And why is there a glass partition between the front and back seats?

Fry: Heh, heh.  Ok Bender, turn on the sleeping gas! 

[Reply #710 on:]

Fry: Bender your shiny metal ass is so sexy I'd hit that 6 ways from Sunday.
Bender: Fry have you been smoking Hermes "special" cigars? Because Bender doesn't bend that way.
Leela: That's the same pick up, line you used on me but instead of "shiny metal ass" you used "taught human ass".

[Reply #711 on:]

As Leela and Bender were experiencing a replica of a movie drive-up, Fry was secretly glancing over to see how much Bender "enjoyed" it.

[Reply #712 on:]

Leela: Fry, I don't care what Bender told you.  A car wash doesn't count as taking a shower.

[Reply #713 on:]

Leela: "Quit asking me out, Fry. I already told you: You're just too soft and squishy for me."

Fry: "Hmmm...."

Bender: "No way, pal. I'm not trading bodies with you again. Last time, you brought me back all oily--and not the good kind of oily, either. The weird, human kind." [Shudders]

[Reply #714 on:]

Leela: I just don't understand your 20th Century idioms, Fry.  Is "Smelt it, dealt it" a steel working term?

[Reply #715 on:]

Bender: Alas and alack, my befuddled babe, for I have never laid eyes before on such a whopping conk!

[Reply #716 on:]

Fry: farts

short but sweet no words needed just sound........enough said hehe

[Reply #717 on:]

I'll give this one another day yet before calling it.

[Reply #718 on:]

Bender: Hey Fry, are you sure that it was an aphrodesiac you slipped into Leela's drink and not some other type of drug?
Fry: Yeah I'm pretty sure. Why do you ask?
Leela: [drooling] Dude, my hands are huge...

[Reply #719 on:]

Sine Wave wins this one.