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totalnerd undercanada

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« #640 : 05-06-2007 17:17 »
« : 05-06-2007 17:17 by totalnerduk »

Frame grab will be here in the next couple of minutes.

Thanks LayZ. You couldn't just ingore my entry, could you? I posted it for my own amusement, and my reward it to have to go trolling through the CGEF library to find another?

Man, winning these things is a chore.

  :p

LayZ341

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« #641 : 05-06-2007 17:32 »
« : 05-06-2007 17:32 »

   
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Man, winning these things is a chore.

You can say that again.

My Entry:

Professor: Thank you for the Viagra, Fry.  I'm testing it out right now and I'm very sure that Mom won't be disappointed.
Volksdragon

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« #642 : 05-06-2007 18:18 »

Farnsworth: Good News Everyone! I've finally found a place that makes life-size figurines made of wax! Look at this one!
Bendersfan1221

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« #643 : 05-06-2007 18:32 »

Professor: Good news, Fry. I finally got you that alien/human hybrid you wanted.
Fry: Uhhh... I never wanted an alien/huma hybrid. What's wrong with it? It's all twichy and coughing up blood.
Farnsworth: It didn't work out as well with a clone...
Fry: Speaking of clones wheres Cubert?
Farnsworth: Uhhh... He's at a bording school.
Creature: *Moaning* Please kill me.
Sine Wave

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« #644 : 05-06-2007 19:24 »

Farnsworth: "Now just step in here and you can start cleaning out the wrinkles in my back."
DrThunder88

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« #645 : 05-07-2007 03:01 »

Take this, decency!

Professor: Relax, Fry.  Just enjoy this Grecian backrub.
Fry: Backrub?  But your hands are on my shoulders.
Professor: Who said anything about using my hands?
futz
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« #646 : 05-07-2007 06:56 »

Prof: There you are Fry - and Amy. Oh my yes.
totalnerd undercanada

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« #647 : 05-07-2007 10:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Take this, decency!

Professor: Relax, Fry.  Just enjoy this Grecian backrub.
Fry: Backrub?  But your hands are on my shoulders.
Professor: Who said anything about using my hands?

Decency suffers a critical hit!

You win. Several times over.  :laff:
DrThunder88

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« #648 : 05-07-2007 12:22 »

Winning is such a chore.
Bendersfan1221

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« #649 : 05-07-2007 12:57 »

Zoidberg: Have you seen my medical licence?
Clerk: I found a fake one but your a licenced doctor, right. Because this one says it's fake.
Zoidberg: Yes that one is mine. I'm a licenced professional.
Clerk: But it says that it fake. I know something was up when I left your office feeling like a very important part was missing...
Zoidberg: I was a useless organ and it was so small there was no point to it.
Trombonist

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« #650 : 05-07-2007 15:14 »

Zoidberg: Really? They're free?  In that case, I'll have 200 packets of ketchup.
Sine Wave

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« #651 : 05-07-2007 15:31 »

Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me? Because I'm ok with that."

Food Industry Worker: "No..."

Zoidberg: "Well, in that case I'll have whatever's in the dumpster out back."
LayZ341

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« #652 : 05-07-2007 17:02 »

Zoidberg: Um...I have a couple of questions.  My species dies whenever they reproduce, so I'm kind of new to this.  So....how exactly do these "Condiments" stop conception AND why don't they have a minty freshness?
Frisco17

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« #653 : 05-07-2007 19:15 »

Zoidberg:...so long story short I found the holy grail on the condiment stand. I don't see what's so great about it though. There wasn't even any ketchup inside. Bubkis!

<I know I spelled bubkis wrong>
Xanfor

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« #654 : 05-08-2007 05:37 »

"Stare at the magic condiments, puny human! Zoidberg knows they make you age... They make you age, whooo!"

futz
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« #655 : 05-08-2007 06:24 »

Vendor: "Live long and prosper" my ass. You have to pay like everyone else.
FuturamaPac

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« #656 : 05-08-2007 08:22 »

Zoidberg: Yeah... I'll have that furry thing on your head.
DrThunder88

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« #657 : 05-08-2007 23:53 »

Mad props to LayZ, Xanfor, and Frisco for noticing the crazy blocking of the grab, but this round goes to futz.
futz
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« #658 : 05-09-2007 05:34 »

Xanfor

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« #659 : 05-09-2007 05:44 »

"I don't get this, Leela... You may be able to torture yourself, but Fry and I find it impossible to hold in our bowel movements."

LayZ341

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« #660 : 05-09-2007 11:45 »

Bender: Its not a big deal, Leela.  Just let it go.
Leela: NO!! I don't care if we drove half a galaxy, I said "No pickles" and I meant NO PICKLES!!
Bendersfan1221

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« #661 : 05-09-2007 12:41 »
« : 05-09-2007 12:41 »

Bender: Look Leela just because you mad at Fry doesn't mean that you have to send him to the Zone of no return.
Fry: Leela I'm sorry I really didn't mean too didn't even realize that they were in there
Leela: You tried to drug me! How did you not know that there was drugs in the drink?
Bender: Do you realize who your talking to?
Leela: Oh, yeah. Fine I wont send him there. But I'm still mad at you Fry. I'm gonna kick your butt later.
Trombonist

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« #662 : 05-09-2007 14:04 »

Bender: Oh my God, she's having another road rage attack!
Fry:Set seat belts to maximum!
Leela: I do not have road rage, damn it!
Frisco17

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« #663 : 05-09-2007 21:13 »
« : 05-09-2007 21:13 »

Fry: So Amy insulted your boots, big deal. I think your over reacting abit.

Bender: Hey Fry what's wrong with big boots?

Fry: Bender.

Bender: Yeah?

Fry: Run!
FuturamaPac

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« #664 : 05-10-2007 11:20 »

Bender: Can't I destroy one more planet?
dr.bender nye

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« #665 : 05-10-2007 12:52 »

Bender: Com'on, Leela, all i said was that your looking human today.

Leela: You do know im a Mutant not an alien, and that even though for me, its a nice thing to say, im mad at you because you made the Crolaps have indigestion for the first time?!?

Fry: Can we go back home now? I wanna catch hillarious programming like "Curb Your Sarcasm", "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart's Head", "North Park" and of corse "Futurama"

(Matt Groiening coughs in with his hand out for Fry to pay him)

Fry: Damb, how did I forget he was there?
DrThunder88

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« #666 : 05-11-2007 13:05 »

Bender: She must be stressed.  Look at that 500-mile stare.
Fry: I thought it was the "1000-mile stare"?
Bender: She's only got one eye.  I doubt she could tell the difference.
Leela: You guys realize you're standing right next to me, don't you?
Bender: Or maybe we're just gigantic and really far away.
Sine Wave

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« #667 : 05-11-2007 13:16 »

Fry: "Leela, don't listen to him, I love you just the way you are."

Bender: "All I said was that getting a haircut might keep you from flying into that screen so often."
futz
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« #668 : 05-12-2007 15:29 »

I go with FuturamaPac as the winner.
FuturamaPac

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« #669 : 05-13-2007 00:22 »

I won something? Yay! Thanks futz.

Decapodian

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« #670 : 05-13-2007 00:34 »

Bender: Alright Fry, I got you the Leela-lookalike blow up doll so pay up!
futz
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« #671 : 05-13-2007 05:37 »
« : 05-13-2007 05:37 »

Fry: Actually this is the real Leela and that wasn't her inflation input port. Uhmmm but here, she wants you to try again.
soylentOrange

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« #672 : 05-13-2007 05:52 »
« : 05-13-2007 05:52 »

haha, good one futz.

Bender: "Hey guys, I bet you ten bucks I can chuck Zoidberg across that ditch."

Fry: "Bender, we just watched you try it, remember?  He only got half way across."

Bender: "Oh yeah, right..." [pause]  "Hey guys.  I bet you ten bucks I can get rid of Zoidberg!"       
Xanfor

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« #673 : 05-13-2007 05:59 »

"Ha! So long, losers! Cheeky Bananas, here I come!"

Sine Wave

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« #674 : 05-13-2007 07:08 »

Leela: "Even if this money wasn't counterfeit, Bender, it doesn't make up for giving Fry a lobotomy."
Bendersfan1221

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« #675 : 05-13-2007 14:26 »

Fry: Bender, you said that you'd make Leela like me if I paid you too. She still doesn't like me. Give me my money back.
Leela: Bender why is Zoidberg still here? If you aren't going to get rid of him I want my money back too.
Bender: Here ya go. Here's your 50 bucks. *Shifty eyes*
Fry: Thanks.
Bender: I paid you $150. Now give all of my money or I'm gonna turn you into a human, beat you up then have Zoidberg operate on you.
totalnerd undercanada

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« #676 : 05-13-2007 16:14 »

Bender: So... sorry to hear that you're about to be executed, shipmates. You're still going to pay me for the trip before you die, right? Right?
LayZ341

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« #677 : 05-13-2007 20:16 »

Bender: Here is your cut from the voyeurism site.
Leela: What?!! Where did you put the cameras?!!
Bender: Ugh, I don't have time for this.  Do you want the money or not?
FuturamaPac

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« #678 : 05-14-2007 08:33 »

Hmmm...
LayZ, TNUK and Xanfor were close... but this one goes to soylentOrange because I couldn't stop laughing. But don't worry, the rest of you get marshmallows.
Bendersfan1221

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« #679 : 05-17-2007 20:06 »

It's beem over 3 days so I'm putting this up because it's the only way I'll get to put one up.



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