Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

[Reply #560 on:]

 

Originally posted by LayZ341:

"Leela! The robut has put a FOX tattoo on your ferocious bicep!"


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TOTPD and a Fiddle-Dee-Dee!

[Reply #561 on:]

Leela: Professor, what is in your new experimental perfume?

Professor: I was able to extract anchovy DNA from the pizza box lid so I could use the oil as the base of the perfume.

Leela: Eeeeooooh.

[Reply #562 on:]

(Zoidberg screams repeatedly)
Leela: What's wrong with Zoidberg?
Zoidberg : (pained) You're standing on my foot!

[Reply #563 on:]

I'm going with Decapodian because I think its funny that Leela is standing on Zoidberg's foot while she is clearly sitting down.  I don't know if that was intended to make me laugh, but it did.

[Reply #564 on:]

I thought Xanfor's was better but hey, I'm not complaining.

[Reply #565 on:]

Fry: "Well, as long as I stay in this protective shell, he can't do that with my leg anymore. Maybe I underestimated how much he liked me."

[Reply #566 on:]

Seymour: Arf! Arf!
Fry: Shut up Seymour, I told you, i'm supposed to look scary in my new halloween costume.

[Reply #567 on:]

It was at that moment Fry realized he had been outwitted again.

[Reply #568 on:]

Must drink frozen beer... Must lick testicles... Must drink frozen beer...

[Reply #569 on:]

Seymore: ARF! WOOF!
Fry: Crap I thought that he couln't find me here that quick. I hope he didn't bring my family... Damn, they folloed hom. Don't notice me. Don't notice me. Don't notice me!!! Whew! Now I can get a good nap.
Seymore: HOWLs

[Reply #570 on:]

Your turn futz.

[Reply #571 on:]

lol, that was a god one futz....

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[Reply #573 on:]

Bender: Leela whats wrong with me? I've had this really strange crying coming from my chest cavity. It's extremly annoying and wont shut up even when I yell at it to shut the hell up. And it's taking away my normal color
Leela: Shut up. I hear something... It sounds like a crying robot baby.
Amy: Bender did you eat a baby?
Bender: Uh... not that I know of. One of the many Hooker-bots that I've dated somehow managed to get that in there with out me knowing.
Amy: How is that possible?

Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn

That didn't make any sense but What evea I do wat I want! 

[Reply #574 on:]

Leela: Bender, do I hear a heart beating inside your chest?
Bender: Yeah, sometimes the midget gets nervous when he starts to run out of air.

[Reply #575 on:]

Leela: "Well, Bender, it seems like- for the last time Amy stop, I'm not into that!"

[Reply #576 on:]

Leela: Hey Bender, what's up with your antennae? Normally it's hard and straight but now it's just floppy!

Bender: Oh, that's just what the Hookerbot said!

[Reply #577 on:]

Leela: Bender! Do you still have the head of Lucy Liu locked up in your chest cavity?!
Bender: What?! Of course not! We uhh..., broke up a long time ago.
Lucy Liu muffled: Beeender! I need you! Ple..
*BANG* Bender whispering: Knock it off, ok?! You know you're the only woman for Bender...

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Leela: "You never told us your banjo could play by itself."
Bender: "Nobody asked because you thought it was some lulluby."
Amy: "So would that explain why you have my wallet?"
Bender: "If thats what your thinking, no, a giant Valesaraptor came in."

[Reply #579 on:]

I'll pick tomorrow morning if there are no more entries.

[Reply #580 on:]

iv been gone for so long what up guys,
Amy: hold still, i almost got, just a little farther, just a little, um
Leela: what is it get it out get it out
Amy: I cant my hand out its stuck
Leela: my butthole hasnt had this much attention since college
Bender: lesbian humans gross me out, now lesbian robots sign me up

[Reply #581 on:]

This one goes to LayZ341.

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[Reply #583 on:]

One: cut a hole in a box...

[Reply #584 on:]

Bender: I wanted to show you guys just how much I love you.
Leela: So you got us a human heart?!
Bender: Yeah, don't you see how much I love you? I took those out of 2 guys on life support.
Hermes: Hey did you file a form for those?
Bender: Cheese it!

[Reply #585 on:]

Bender: Here you do fellas, happy Valentine's Day.
Hermes: Did you steal these cardboard hearts?
Bender: Of course not! I bought them! That's how much I love you guys.
Leela: Then why do they have "Happy Valentine's Day for the Cookieville Maximum Security Orphanarium Orphans" written on them?
Bender: Errrr...

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Fry: Mandatory uniforms? $100?

Leela: See-through panties? Hey! Where's the top?

Hermes: For the suggestion of the month award here's $25 Bender.

Bender: Oh thank you sir. Anything for the company.

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Fry: What are in these things?

(Leela pulls out a Dinosaur from the box and puts it back in)

Leela: I've here'd of a timely suprise...

Bender: How did you know thats what i stole for you?

[Reply #588 on:]

Leela: Ok Bender, what's up?

[Reply #589 on:]

Leela: Hey Fry, watch me pull a rabbit out of this box.

Fry: Again?

Leela: Nothin' up my sleeve...Presto!

Bender: Uh, what cartoon is this again?

[Reply #590 on:]

Fry: Great. Leela gets a box and I get my hand turned into a box!

[Reply #591 on:]

Xanfor wins.

[Reply #592 on:]

Whoooooo! Go Xanfor!

[Reply #593 on:]

 

Originally posted by LayZ341:

Xanfor wins.

Needless to say, of course. 

[Reply #594 on:]

The Planet express fancy dress party invites only went to two employees, the rest were conveniently "lost".

[Reply #595 on:]

Bender: I just wanted to be a mummy, not your personal toilet roll holder.
Leela: Hey, you knew the consequences for taking the toilet paper from the women's restroom.

[Reply #596 on:]

Bender: Please don't send me to Tiquanolia, I'll be good!
Leela:We need the money for new Planet Express uniforms, they thought that Robot was a stylish name for drugs.
Bender:And I guess they thought Bender is the way my pe...
Leela:Let's go faster!

[Reply #597 on:]

Bender: I'm sorry I threw toilet paper through your window. I've learned my lesson.

[Reply #598 on:]

Leela: "This is a very elaborate recreation of The Mummy, Fry, but I'm still not going to date you."

Bender: "And I didn't even remember to charge him for it."

[Reply #599 on:]

Bender: No?

Leela: Sorry.

Bender: You weren't even just a little bit? I mean I worked all night with the props and all.

Leela: Uh uh.

Bender: All that and you weren't a bit scared? ...  Boo?

Leela: (Shakes head) No, not in the slightest.

Bender: Aaawh...