Bendersfan1221
Space Pope
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« Reply #520 on: 04-02-2007 14:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2007 14:45 »
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Bender: Lets go to Tiajauna with this ring I found. Leela: No, Bender. Fry was just about to ask me some thing. Fry: Bender! I was just about to propose. Wait what ring? It was in this ring case. Leela: Uh Fry... You had no ring in that box. And this isn't exactly the most romantic spot to propose. Fry: Bender you stole the ring?! I can't belive you did that. I spent all my money on it. Bender: You snooze you loose chump. *Evil laugh and runs off with Fry following closly behind him.* Bendersfan1221 wins the Lemming of Lengthlyness, provided she bashes anti-shippers with it. Thanks Xanfor, I definatly will use it and use it well. Death to anti-shippers. jk. ------------------ Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--" Bender A: "And the other's gold." What else could you need besides two Benders?
AIM: lissxo1221
Friendship, loyalty, trust: The best things to build a realationship off of. Fry/Leela ♥, Harry/Hermione ♥
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LayZ341
Professor
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Bender: Come on you guys, All for one and one for all. Fry: Wait a minute. Didn't you say that right before you knock me out when we were being chased by the police? Bender: Hey, one of us had to get away.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: For the last time, Bender, there's no "robot" in "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
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Writer unit32
Professor
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I cant be bothered to choose right now,but I'll do it later.Maybe.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Jrrr: Yo, let me get a mic check.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Voice 1: (Off screen) What's that alien doing in her mouth? Voice 2: (Off screen) It looks like the Hustle.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Hey! What happened to the ancient dirty minds that used to inhabit this thread?
Oh right, tnuk left, didn't he...
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: Hey don't look at me like that!! Just because I let you two live doesn't mean I can't change my mind.
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Bendersfan1221
Space Pope
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« Reply #544 on: 04-08-2007 19:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2007 19:25 »
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Bender: Leela, go out with Fry. Or else you'll wake up with an unwanted vistior in your bed. Leela: Would it be that Brain Slug you have in your chest cavity? Bender: N-n-no, I put that on Fry. Trust me you wont like the visitor in your bed. Fry: Uhhhhh. *Brain Slug dies* Leela, please go out with me? Leela: Fine aslong as that filthy Brain Slug is actually dead. Sorry if that doesn't make any sense I'm drugged up on pain meds because I just had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out.
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Crash_7
Professor
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Originally posted by Xanfor: Hey! What happened to the ancient dirty minds that used to inhabit this thread?
Oh right, tnuk left, didn't he...
I had a dirty one about what might have been going on in Leela's mouth that we couldn't see, but it wasn't all that funny.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: I don't need to hear all of your two's twisted meatbag fantasies. Just have it back to me tomorrow morning - and I want my finger back then too!
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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"I'm telling you! Stop my head from shrinking! Stop it now! Don't make me come over there!"
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FuturamaPac
Professor
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Bender: So that's why you should never trust a human. *Fry turns and looks at Leela* Leela: Don't look at me like that...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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LayZ wins this round. Honorable mention flies out to WAVer for tailoring his response to his audience.
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FuturamaPac
Professor
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@Bendersfan1221: Whenever you play it always has something to do with Fry and Leela going out, that one really made me laugh Zoidberg: And then i'll... Oh, terribly sorry, you've only got one eye.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: I don't want to alarm you, Leela, but there's a fibrous, keratin mass sucking the life out of your scalp! Leela: For the last time, Zoidberg, it's called hair.
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