Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

[Reply #440 on:]

Bender: "Dammit, I'm stuck!  That's it, Shelly, this is the last time I let you convince me to make ass-prints in wet cement!"

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Bender: Like this?

Shelly: Yez, that iz... The Danze.

[Reply #442 on:]

Any fianl entries?

[Reply #443 on:]

Bender: Now we just wait here attached to the ceiling until the guard goes to the side of the store. Shh!

[Reply #444 on:]

All good - but the winner is ... soylentOrange

you're up

[Reply #445 on:]

ok:

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Fry: Behold, my friends, this is the thing that has kept New York full of life since 1999, a hole.

[Reply #447 on:]

Bender: So what other New Year's resolutions did you make?

Fry: Well, I used to fall in the manholes unsuspectingly. Now I just jump in to save time!

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Fry: And thats how you find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Leela: The characters you are talking about were a ficitonal cartoon in the 1990's.  Everyone knows that the real mutated turtles took over the subway system over 500 years ago.
Fry: But do they still like pizza?

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Fry: See, I can too.

Bender: Neat! Why didn't I think of that.

Leela: OK Fry but that's really no way to get a woman.

(Wo)manhole: Heeelllp!

[Reply #450 on:]

Fry: There! Now we just take off our clothes and head down.

Leela: Hmm, are you sure that's what you're supposed to do?

Bender: Initiate video recording sequence.

[Reply #451 on:]

Leela: Sorry Fry, but somebody already invented the toilet and theirs works a lot better than this one.

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Fry: Careful, you guys.  We're on holey ground.

[Reply #453 on:]

OMGWTFDRT!!  How are ya?

Leela:  Oh, I get it now... uh, sorry for the initial violence when you first offered to show me your man hole. 

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I'll give it until tomorrow morning and then choose a winner

[Reply #455 on:]

It was a close one, but the wiener,err, winner is... LayZ, since she mentioned teenage mutant ninja turtles

[Reply #456 on:]

"You have to wake up."

Man, that is one of my favorite episodes!

[Reply #457 on:]

Welcome to PEEL Fizzle, but just FYI this thread is where someone posts a framegrab, people make up funny quotes for it it, and then one is picked to choose then next framegrab, etc.

[Reply #458 on:]

Your pic isn't showing, Fizzle. Try asking -mArc- or one of the other older members how to post pictures, that's how I learned to do it 

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The pic is showing fine for me FuturamaPac

[Reply #460 on:]

oh, sorry, my computer must be playing tricks on me. *automatically shuts down* DAMN COMPUTER!
apologies Fizzle 

[Reply #461 on:]

 

Originally posted by soylentOrange:
It was a close one, but the wiener,err, winner is... LayZ, since she mentioned teenage mutant ninja turtles

She?

[Reply #462 on:]

 

she?

whoops, sorry man.  believe it or not, that was a typo...

[Reply #463 on:]

Zapp: We'll have 2 cans of Cool Whip, a bottle of Mazola Oil, 4 bananas, 2 cucumbers, and a rubber tablecloth my good man.

Amy: Whaaaa!

Kif: Oh dear!

Leela: Oh Lord, he does this everytime.

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Leela didn't seem to care that Zapp only ordered her a measly salad when he got two steaks. She was more concerned that he was flirting with the male waiter as he slippered her his room key.

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Leela(to waiter): I'll have a bean salad

Zapp:Oh no you dont! i know from personal experience that shhe is as full of beans as you can get...

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Zapp: So tell me, is it true that cow's tongue is an aphrodesiac?  Really!? good.  A dozen orders of cow's tongue please.

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Zapp: "...and the lovely vixen across from me will have a large order of the the Zapper, with a side of lovin'."

[Reply #468 on:]

Waiter "What would you like?"
Zapp "You..."
All "WHAT"
Waiter "Sir I'm a dude"
Zapp "Kif I though you said this one was a woman."
Leela "Geesh I give him a date and he goes hitting on waiters."

[Reply #469 on:]

This is my first one on these ever.. do't be mean.

Zapp: (at Leela) I'll have you with a side of (points at the waiter) sweet, sweet, candy. Bam!
Amy: Is he flirting with Leela and the waiter?
Kif: *sigh* I don't think he even realizes the waiter is a man. (To Zapp) Sir your doing it again.
Waiter : (To everyone else) He's the best DOOP captain and most decorated law man in the Universe? He's a idiot.
Leela: Some how yes.

I know that wasn't very good but at least I tried.    This shorter version is better than my original.

[Reply #470 on:]

Zapp: I'll take an order of those aliens we just anihilated, and some saturn rings with a bottle of the cheapest alcoholic substance.

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Zapp: Surrender the pad, soldier, or I'll fire!

[Reply #472 on:]

Zapp: That's right. You're serving Zapp Brannigan. Zapp Branningan. The Zapp Branningan. With two P's.
Waiter: Okay, so you'll have the Zapp Brannigan with two peas, and what will you be having, ma'am?

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I'm going with Sine Wave, because who doesn't love a little lovin' on the side?

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[Reply #475 on:]

Leela: If you guys are going the sell your bodies, you should at least get something for it.
Bender: Hey, I got paid.
Fry: And I got the exercise.

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Fry: Why did I even sell my clothes in the first place? Leela stop staring.
Leela: You wish, Fry. Bender isn't that your body on the T.V?
Bender: *laughs* Oh your god!! Their using my body to sell robot diapers!
Professor: Fry, your views of modesty are primitave and weird. Just walk around naked like me. Whee! Did you say something?

Yeah it sucks oh well best I can do.

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Bender: Oh no it's terrible. My Body ran away with Lucy Liu and then i saw Fry's lower horn.

Leela: Cheer up Bender, it could be worse, i could have shown you my lower horn

Proffesor: Wha? For christ sakes Fry put some pants on, this isn't xmas

Fry: Isn't?
( disturbing i know, but's it's all i got  )

[Reply #478 on:]

Leela: OK, then it's agreed. Bender you tell Fry where you hid his clothes and Fry will tell you where he hid your body.

Bender: OK, OK, sigh.

Fry: Yeah, put that in you're pipe and drink it.

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Narrator: Professor Hubert Farnsworth was simply wandering around the workplace but then he saw the unimaginable! A naked threesome involving a red-head, a robot with no body and a mutant cyclops! Little did Hubert know that he had stumbled in to... The Scary Door!