Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

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Fry: ...then the female human, after taking all the male's money, rips off his head and drinks all of his blood.

Kif: (Shuddering) Uh hh hh...

Bender: I never knew human mating was so dangerous.

Fry: And that's just the first date!

Kif, Bender: Gasp!

Fry: It was even worse a 1000 years ago.

[Reply #361 on:]

Leela: Fry, I hate to say it, but no amount drugs could ever make this story intresting.

Fry: really, I thought it was working.

[Reply #362 on:]

Lots of good entries. (Although, I was really hoping that someone would do something with Kif's cowboy getup.)

But since I must choose but one winner, that one shall be....

Crash_7

[Reply #363 on:]

Fry: So he opened the door and there was a squishy green alien in a cowboy outfit!

[Reply #364 on:]

this ones tough

[Reply #365 on:]

Leela: *thinking* Just smile and nod. By the looks of the cracked ceiling, soon the roof will come down and kill them both! HAHAHA!

Armando: Hey, wanna do it on the roof?

Amy: Sure!

Leela: *thinking* Damn it!!

[Reply #366 on:]

Leela (to herself through clenched teeth): Just keep smiling until they leave, then you can throw up.

What you don't see is that the man Amy's walking with is half squid.

[Reply #367 on:]

Leela: No coffee for me, thanks!

[Reply #368 on:]

I cant see the picture.

[Reply #369 on:]

Open your eyes, nyuk, nyuk. Or try refreshing the page.

[Reply #370 on:]

Amy: me  and this guy are going to go see a movie you want to come leela?

Leela: No, I've had too much too drink and im starting to see uno, you just go along now and
have a good time!(her face starts twitching and contorting when she sees him put his arm around her)

guy: is she gonna be ok?

Amy: yeah

[Reply #371 on:]

Leela: *To self* How am i supposed to tell Amy that her new boyfriend is a cardboard cutout advertising the new gym across the street

[Reply #372 on:]

 

Originally posted by futz:
Open your eyes, nyuk, nyuk. Or try refreshing the page.

I've opened my eyes and I have refreshed the page a hundred times but i still cant see the picture.

[Reply #373 on:]

Well, I don't know what to tell you.  Here, see if you can get it directly: http://usera.imagecave.com/Crash_7/ISTE1.jpg

[Reply #374 on:]

Leela: [thinking] Wow, that Armando guy has one nice looking chest.

Armando: [thinking] Wow, this Amy girl has one nice looking chest.

[Reply #375 on:]

JoshTheater is up.

[Reply #376 on:]

I won?!
I won!!!
:::dances an Irish jig:::

[Reply #377 on:]

Leela: Dont worry,professor,we'll get you in the hospital.
Bender: Yeah.If by "hospital' she meens a garbage bin.

[Reply #378 on:]

Amy: What are you guy doing with the Prof?

Leela: Hes dying and his last wish was to have a fivesome with a cyclops, a lobster, a robot and a delivery boy.

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Zoidberg: I'll begin the surgery now. I'll have to make an insession from the bladder to the area where his third heart should be, but it seems like there's something in the way on the lower end. Perhaps we should amputate it---

Leela: ---I think we'll just get some antacid for his stomach.

[Reply #380 on:]

Prof: But I can combine all of you into one creature. Look the book says it's possible.

Leela, Fry, Zoid: Nope. Not today. Not gonna happen.

Bender: Oh! Amy, you and Leela make a wish.

Amy: I think it would be kind of neat...

LFZB: No!

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"Leela... Shouldn't you be the one laying down here?"

[Reply #382 on:]

Professor- "Now if my culculations are correct, Thrusting me in an upward motion should put my back and hips back into place"

Leela- "Amy will you help"

Amy- "Slpuhh, I just painted my nails"

Leela- *mutters* "Typical"

Group-"1,2 and 3..."

Proffessor-"Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... ............................. ............................. ............................. ... My culculations weren't correct."

[Reply #383 on:]

Bender: Its me you're going to leave your vast riches to, not Cubert!... Huh, what are all you guys mugging him for to!?

Leela: My jacket back, he never returned it!

Amy: My blood back!

Fry: Another piece of jerky!

Zoidberg: *Shouts* One of my organs he stole, which I need to live!

Fry: I guess yours is the worst Zoidberg, here you have him

*Tosses the Proffesor to Zoidberg and the group leave*

Zoidberg: Haha, now the rubber band is on the other claw, that food is mine!

       

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Professor: Alright, FINE! I'll give you all a raise.  Just stop tossing me off the building.
Bender: We'll stop tossing you off the building, when you stop surviving.
Leela: Wait Bender, he said he was going to pay us.

[Reply #385 on:]

Professor: So if my calculations are correct, this is the exact position I will be in when the Death Squad comes to take me away. I got it from this handy "Dignified Dying Positions" handbook.

Leela: Uhh, Professor, I think that's a kama sutra book.

Amy: Pfft, like you'd know...

Professor: Ahh, I thought "The Monkey" involved too many bananas.

[Reply #386 on:]

Hm...I'll have to give it to LayZ341. 

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[Reply #388 on:]

Fry: Ah jeez, Bender. Are you gonna be OK?

Leela: If only I hadn't had that stupid can-opener.

Amy: He doesn't look any different to me...

Zoidberg: Poor woman, the blades sliced straight through her cloaca.

Professor: *sigh* One never knows the true gravity his own fate until he witnisses it through someone else. My body, too, is failing, and what kind of existence will I have? Alone in a drawer, or confined to a glass case for all eternity? No, I want to die with dignity, but how is that possible with my body, my mind slipping away fom me slowly, day by day? As time scythes down each passing day,
I truly wonder when my last will come.

[Reply #389 on:]

Fry: Are you sure having me kill Hermes wouldn't make you feel any better?

Leela: Would having me slap Fry so he stops asking you that make you feel any better?

Bender: *sigh* I used to be able to kill and slap, and chop people up into tiny pieces. Now all I can do is watch them stare and sleep standing in front of me...

[Reply #390 on:]

Fry: bender! did you get another antenna installed?

[Reply #391 on:]

Zoidberg- [singing] Oh Danny Boy--

Bender- I'm not dead yet!

Professor- You're not fooling anyone like that, you know.

[Reply #392 on:]

Fry: Im sorry i asked you to steal those circular saws bender.

Leela: STEAL? He used my credit card.

Amy: CREDIT CARD? My wallet is missing.

Prof:  Good news everyone, Bender`s salary will be split between all of you.

Zoidberg: I set up the suicide booth behind me, Hooray, i can afford to buy a wallet!

[Reply #393 on:]

Fry: Bender, did you dump Planet Express ship again?

Leela: No he was dating a locomotive last I heard.

Bender: Uuuuuuuh....

[Reply #394 on:]

"Wow, that's not an angle you see everyday."

[Reply #395 on:]

Leela: Zoiderg he was made of metal! What were you thinking of eating him for...

[Reply #396 on:]

futz wins.

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[Reply #398 on:]

Are you sure this is the smallest condom you have?

[Reply #399 on:]

Leela- It's getting really hot in here. Maybe I should take something off...
*porno slow guitar riff begins to play*
... Actually, I'll keep my clothes on.