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Sine Wave

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« #120 : 01-02-2007 16:41 »
« : 01-02-2007 16:41 »

Hermes: Ok now, where is Bender?

*bending noise*

Leela: Ack, how'd my hair get like this?

Bender: Bombs away!

Professor: Wha? OOF!

TOTPD!
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #121 : 01-03-2007 09:22 »
« : 01-03-2007 09:22 »

Prof.:Your boobs look good from this angle, I mean your face,boob,face, I mean your boob(awkward long pause for about 5 min.) boob.
Leela: Whats poking me under the table
Prof :  (thinks to himself) why did I take this extra strength viagra.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #122 : 01-03-2007 13:58 »

All great but the winner is ... LayZ341

your up!
LayZ341

Professor
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« #123 : 01-03-2007 16:26 »

Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #124 : 01-03-2007 16:56 »

What's this?! I clearly told you to wear lace, not leather!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #125 : 01-03-2007 18:20 »

You piece of filth! Mixed nuts are not h'orderves! And I suppose you were going to bring out the Milwaukee's Best and foam fingers next.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #126 : 01-04-2007 07:55 »
« : 01-04-2007 07:55 »

Kif - and another thing - he stinks...

Fry - uh - i just work here, and i  don't even work here!
Actor-mo-tron

Bending Unit
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« #127 : 01-04-2007 08:12 »
« : 01-04-2007 08:12 »

Aaaand another thing! I'm sick of your stupid face! Youu... unnnngh uuuuuuh... I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #128 : 01-04-2007 10:30 »

Kif: What are you doing in that outfit, the fatso will punish me for sure!

Fry: But Leela said she liked guys in uniform...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #129 : 01-05-2007 07:09 »

Kif: ...and, and wheresh that Leela when itsh time tooo take the tadpolesh to the vet (hic!). And that Amy shleeping with everyone in town when I'm out on a misshion, that SLUT! Misshion yeah, I'll get you Brannigon, yeah, take thish! (Swings in a wide, wobbley circle, falls to floor)

Fry: Boy he's a mean drunk.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #130 : 01-05-2007 09:32 »

Kif: I thought I told you to tell me when you were going cross dressing, you know thats my favortie game,hmmm yes
Fry:I could lift up my shirt, thats got to be worth something.

(mine keep getting wierder)
LayZ341

Professor
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« #131 : 01-06-2007 16:01 »

futz wins.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #132 : 01-06-2007 17:15 »

Writer unit32

Professor
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« #133 : 01-06-2007 17:31 »

Narrator: This is Hubert.Hubert is doing well.Very well indeed!Hubert has tried enzyne and now he can satisfy such a woman as Amy Wong standing away from her on a distance of half a metre.

(i have to say that that one sucked
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #134 : 01-06-2007 20:42 »

Amy: *smirk*
Fry: Haha!
Prof: *standing up* Who keeps moving my chair two inches away when I go to sit down?!
Amy: I can't believe you fell for that trick.
Fry: Literately.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #135 : 01-06-2007 21:25 »

Fry: Wow that is a really sexy tattoo, Amy.  Usually it takes ultra porn to that reaction out of the Professor.
master616

Bending Unit
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« #136 : 01-07-2007 15:39 »

Professor: look how big this thing is i have to hold it up with two hands.

Amy: meh that is only the second biggest thing i ever seen.

professor:
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« #137 : 01-07-2007 15:40 »

Professor: Alright, which one of you turned my cup of coffee into a big blue lump?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« #138 : 01-07-2007 18:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SquarePupils:
Professor: Alright, which one of you turned my cup of coffee into a big blue lump?

WIN!!!!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« #139 : 01-07-2007 19:24 »

Prof: Damn this X-tra Strength Viagra! I cant move it aroud anymore, no matter how hard I pull it.

Fry: At least it made Amy happy!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #140 : 01-09-2007 08:12 »
« : 01-09-2007 08:12 »

Writer unit32 wins this one.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #141 : 01-09-2007 10:40 »

Really?!I never won anything!But I'll pass...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #142 : 01-09-2007 13:40 »
« : 01-09-2007 23:00 »

I'd go with master616 then.

Or anyone else able to post a grab.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #143 : 01-10-2007 13:42 »

I guess i should keep this thread alive.The only problem is that I'll probably forget about this.


I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
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« #144 : 01-10-2007 13:44 »

Leela - Why is Scruffy here??
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #145 : 01-10-2007 14:40 »

Psst, Scruffy, you're facing the wrong way, we swing the gun in then out and that's the hokey pokey!
LayZ341

Professor
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« #146 : 01-10-2007 18:28 »
« : 01-10-2007 18:28 »

Leela: I don't care if its for population control.  We shouldn't be hunting these innocent penguins.

Hunter: We're hunting penguins? 
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #147 : 01-11-2007 04:06 »
« : 01-11-2007 04:06 »

Leela: I won't allow this, its just wrong!

Hunters: Little lady we have to do this, its for the good of humanity

Leela: But Bender shouldn't be punished this way...

(Lacking in comedy juices at the mo  :p)
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #148 : 01-11-2007 07:34 »

Hunter next to Leela: Hey little lady. Want to join us in the sauna after the massacre? I'll show you my war wound. (Pumps shotgun.)

Leela: Aaah...Sorry, I'm allergic to steam.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #149 : 01-11-2007 20:22 »

Scruffy: wow, I always wanted a gun, gonna get me some penguins
Hunter:Back home, I come from a cold place, we used get naked and......
Leela(interrupting the hunter): Are you hitting on me.(walks away) What a jackass.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #150 : 01-12-2007 12:06 »

Oh is it that time again?
Yup,time to choose.I think I'll go with...LayZ341.Everyone else,forgive me for my limited skills of understanding humour.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #151 : 01-12-2007 16:14 »

Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« #152 : 01-12-2007 18:49 »
« : 01-12-2007 18:49 »

Man:Why hello
Amy: (thinking to herself)Is that a small phone in his pocket or is he just happy to see me.(While laphing sheepishly) Hi(then starts laghing her head off)
Leela:If only could meet a man with a small penis

here it is, this one is interesting
Writer unit32

Professor
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« #153 : 01-13-2007 06:21 »

Leela: Amy,what are you looking at?
Amy: The explosion.
Leela: There's no explosion!
What-that-guy's-name: My beautiful face often makes women go mad.

I couldn't come-up with anything,except using the 'jackass showing off' style.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #154 : 01-13-2007 07:55 »

Leela: Amy you have enough salesmen in you collection at home already.

Amy: Smeesh Leela, you're not my Mom.

Leela: You should at least have their cages cleaned out once in a while. They're getting stinky.

Amy: All they need is beer, big-screen TV, and a recliner.

Leela: That's terrible - can I borrow a few? Just for a day?

Amy: Well, I don't know... they tend to run wild if you don't watch 'em.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« #155 : 01-13-2007 17:29 »

Viktor stared soulfully into Amy's eyes, all the while frantically fiddling at her watch clasp with his right index finger. Just a few more seconds, and there would be no dog food for Viktor tonight!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #156 : 01-14-2007 10:05 »
« : 01-14-2007 10:05 »

Victor: Come with me, we will dine in the vast lushinous of my mansion...

Amy: Oh a cosy, quaint house I see... Uhh I have plans with Leela tonight, sorry!
Crash_7

Professor
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« #157 : 01-14-2007 10:43 »

Victor: I'd sell you this car, but Malfunctioning Eddie requires a trade-in. Perhaps the big green spaceship in the parking lot?

Amy: Done!

Leela: Hey!

DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« #158 : 01-15-2007 00:26 »

Victor: Please, remove your hand from my shoulder.  It has prepped for a cepheloplasty.
Amy: What's that?
Victor: It is a common procedure where they graft another head onto my body.
Amy: Schwow!  I've never even heard of that.
Leela: Would you two quit foreshadowing?  We're here to buy Amy a car.
LayZ341

Professor
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« #159 : 01-15-2007 21:51 »

It was nice to see some people return to this thread.  Anyways, totalnerduk wins.
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