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I Scruffy I

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« #640 : 01-14-2007 06:56 »

A:S.C.R.U.F.F.Y

Q:How does scruffys pink mo-hawk fit under his hat?
MrBlonde

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« #641 : 01-14-2007 06:58 »

A: It's a shape changing mow-hawk that the Space Pope gives only to Masters Of The Universe

A: Does Scruffy have a girlfriend?
winna

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« #642 : 01-14-2007 07:03 »

A: Not in any sense of the word you and I would take it for.  Scruffy is the pornographic type of man... he doesn't need relationships.  He occasionally picks up hookers.

Q: How many times has Bender been arrested?
I Scruffy I

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« #643 : 01-14-2007 07:07 »

A:2041 - although he's only served time for about 3.

Q:has bender ever murdered?
Dave B

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« #644 : 01-14-2007 10:00 »

A: Duh, lol

Q: Has Fry ever murdered?
I Scruffy I

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« #645 : 01-14-2007 12:21 »

A: He killed his own grandfather and the whole universe once

Q:is the space pope a crocodile or alligator?
tyraniak

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« #646 : 01-14-2007 13:10 »

A: He's a Crocogator

Q: Who was the previous Space Pope?
PazuzuJr

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« #647 : 01-14-2007 13:24 »

A; ME!! muah ha ha!

Q; how will leela die?
I Scruffy I

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« #648 : 01-14-2007 16:14 »

A: Leela is killed by Godzillas uncle.

Q:How did the dinosaurs die?
Writer unit32

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« #649 : 01-14-2007 16:21 »
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A: I helped   :)  :evillaugh:

Q: When was the last Galactic Revolution?
Decapodian

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« #650 : 01-15-2007 01:20 »

A: About 2 seconds ago when I led an army of Shrimpkins and destroyed 2 Gangster planets and a Cowboy Planet

Q: What was the name of the Cowboy planet?
I Scruffy I

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« #651 : 01-15-2007 12:34 »

A:Wild-west world (genius)

Q:can bender play anything other than banjo?
Dave B

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« #652 : 01-15-2007 12:41 »
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A: Yes, he can play his door   ;)

Q: Does Leela ever play any instrument?
PazuzuJr

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« #653 : 01-15-2007 12:43 »

A; spl'uh - the drums and fiddle - they are after all practically the same thing!

Q; What's fry's I.Q.
Writer unit32

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« #654 : 01-15-2007 12:45 »
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A: 1729.unfortunetly he cant use all his brain-power.

Q: What is the main Neptunian religion?
PazuzuJr

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« #655 : 01-15-2007 12:51 »

A: reverof-tneveres-reh-eb-llahs-i-xor-rjuzuzap- = only those who can say it with ease may join

Q; cany you read this out loud backwards??
(now you have do you feel stupid?)
Decapodian

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« #656 : 01-15-2007 20:57 »

A: I can read it out loud but I wont since it is a pledge promising Pjr my eternal servitude and also you spelt servant wrong backwards

Q: Who will be stupid enough to fall for this trick?
KurtPikachu2001

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« #657 : 01-16-2007 05:59 »

A:  Fry and Zoidberg would be.

Q:  Would the Futurama gang be friends or enemies with Family Guy and American Dad?
tyraniak

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« #658 : 01-16-2007 11:22 »

A: Zoidberg and Roger would get along, but everybody else would hate each other

Q: How close is Farnsworth to the Jedis in the year 3000?
PazuzuJr

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« #659 : 01-16-2007 12:11 »

A: all i know is my gut says maybe

Q: will zoidy ever get married?
I Scruffy I

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« #660 : 01-16-2007 16:06 »

A:Zoidberg gets married to the slurm queen. true story

Q:so we oppened the panda crate and waddaya know..?
Sine Wave

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« #661 : 01-16-2007 16:24 »

A: It mauled Fry.

B: Why did Fry smell like Bamboo?
I Scruffy I

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« #662 : 01-16-2007 16:55 »

A:he crammed it into his ears in an attempt to retrieve an early stored hot dog.

Q:were does scruffy live?
Dave B

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« #663 : 01-16-2007 17:21 »

A: In the Planet Express building

Q: What did the Nibblonians use their dark matter for on Planet Eternium?
totalnerd undercanada

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« #664 : 01-16-2007 18:32 »

A: For quantuum data storage.

Q: How do you build a computer that reads data from Nibblonian faeces?
Decapodian

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« #665 : 01-16-2007 21:12 »

A: It's already been built, The Poopomatic-55624574

Q: Why would anyone want a computer that reads data from faeces?
I Scruffy I

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« #666 : 01-17-2007 02:59 »

A:why wouldnt you want a device that does that?

Q:How old is nibbler
PazuzuJr

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« #667 : 01-17-2007 07:54 »

A: 563474986767.4

Q; Since when is nibbler a lord?
Dave B

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« #668 : 01-17-2007 08:12 »

A: Since he was assigned it, after a noble slaughter of a colony of the Brain spawn!

Q: How was the Universe created after all?
PazuzuJr

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« #669 : 01-17-2007 12:55 »

A: squeak scoo squeak squeak baloo grunt squeak squeak grunt grunt cooo squeak

Q: translation?
tyraniak

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« #670 : 01-17-2007 13:26 »

A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

Q: How was the Decapodian race created
I Scruffy I

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« #671 : 01-17-2007 13:28 »

A: Similar story but with lobsters.

Q:how did the retarded fish baby breathe?
tyraniak

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« #672 : 01-17-2007 13:31 »

A: It had some breathing problems, it's lungs and gills didn't really work together

Q: When will the Futurama universe end?
Dave B

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« #673 : 01-17-2007 14:43 »
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

I said: 'How was the Universe created', not 'How did we evolve into the human race'   :p

A: When Matt and the team decide to stop making Futurama

Q: How did the spider race evolve into their race?   ;)
Decapodian

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« #674 : 01-17-2007 19:57 »

A: They never evolved. They were created


Q: Who created them?
DanSonOfJacob

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« #675 : 01-18-2007 01:07 »

A:  God.  When a robotic space probe containing a normal spider collided with him.

Q:  Where did 25 star Gneral Zapp Brannigan just return from?
PazuzuJr

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« #676 : 01-18-2007 01:47 »

A: a tailors - his out-fit got too small

Q; who is wrong about evolution - tyraniak or dawin?
tyraniak

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« #677 : 01-18-2007 11:22 »

A: Darwin, he stole my idea using a time mahine

Q: How did Darwin get a time machine?
PazuzuJr

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« #678 : 01-18-2007 11:35 »

A: well unlike farsworth he didn't waste 15 years on it, he made it from slug intestines!

Q: how did he make it from slug intestines?
tyraniak

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« #679 : 01-18-2007 13:08 »

A: if you can reverse the momentum of the slug intestines, it can go super fast

Q: why don't the brain slugs try to travel through time?
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