Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #480 on:]

A: Yes. Why do you think he is so angry?


Q: What drugs does Morbo take to make him angry?

Whooooo! TOTPD!

[Reply #481 on:]

A: Crank. Nazi crank.

Q: Who else takes drugs and what do they take?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: beats me


Q: What the hell is Nazi crank?

[Reply #483 on:]

A: Ask actor-mo-tron!

Q: What's the strangest thing Fry's eaten?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: Nazi Crank

Q: Why does Nazi Crank feature so heavily in this discussion?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: Its ability to propagate a race of supermen.

Q: Who is the least flawed character (in Futurama, duh)?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: Amy, she's fucking loaded, that covers any flaw

Q: Who's the most flawed?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: Zoidy - poor lonely stinky...

Q: what would be Leela and Zoidbergs favourite films from the years 2000-2006?

[Reply #488 on:]

A:  Any chick-flicks from that era.

Q:  What's Nibbler's real name?

[Reply #489 on:]

A:Argamemnonatrepolapitaliarous lianotepilicoitopuratentrials matropilidishmaeloratremendio redutripoliusalitrimousacalis yriticendourangedopodyroumwel tenkrautangliosmariatistlatre umpa rt...*

Q:How much did Nibbler's reciepts for reimbursement come up to?

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[Reply #490 on:]

A 97.84 wingwangs

Q: How much is one wingwang worth?

[Reply #491 on:]

Q: 2.8 Arcturan Dollars


A: What crewmember would be most likely to kill Bender?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: Bender. He has a self-destruct botton.

Q:How many seconds until Futurama actually happens?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: 78546798458679673498834953480 46830596348672489537856867809 6840495870497650

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Q: What will the forst ep of the season be called?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: Benders Big Score, Part I

Q: Will Nixon still be president at the start of the new episodes/DVDs/whatever?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Oh yes , still casuing hell.

Q. How many food coupons does the professor have?

[Reply #496 on:]

A:  100.  All of them are of a senior citizen discount.

Q:  What would Bender do if he trapped Roberto in an oven?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: Nothing. Ovens dont hurt robots


Q: How would Bender try and kill Roberto?

[Reply #498 on:]

A. He wouldn't, he's too scared.

Q. Will Fry ever stop screwing up all the time?

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Nope. He got killed because he screwed something up.


Q: What did he screw up?

[Reply #500 on:]

A. His biggest chance with Leela

Q. How did he die?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: Scrffy saw through his alien disguise and beat him to death with a carrot.

Q: Why did Scruffy choose a carrot?

[Reply #502 on:]

Because carrots help you see in the dark

Q. What Alien was Fry?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: A quizleblork


Q: How did Scruffy see through his disguise?

[Reply #504 on:]

A. Scruffy's a magic Wizard fairy

Q. How did he become a fairy Wizard with magic

[Reply #505 on:]

A: He met with the Queen of the universe and she made him a magic fairy in secrecy.

Q: What's the Queen of the universe's name?

[Reply #506 on:]

Q. Juliet Capulet-Montague

A. Is she married and who to?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: She's married to Scruffy see when he went to become a fairy she knew that one day he'd be the master of the universe so she proposed.

Q: Is anything of what I'm saying true?

[Reply #508 on:]

A. Yes, it explains why the queen of the universe got arrested for bigomy, she married Romeo and Scruffy at the same time.

Q. How did she break out of prison.

[Reply #509 on:]

A: She shived the guard in the kidney and stole his keys.

Q: Where did she get the shiv?

[Reply #510 on:]

A. She seduced one of the male prisoners and stole it.

Q. Which male prisoner did she seduce?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Brannigan he was in the joint because he violated his restraning order.

Q: Who had a restraning order against him?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: Leela

Q: Why did she finally get a restraining order against him?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Because she found him lurking in her garbage for items dor his shrine.

Q: Where is his shrine located?

[Reply #514 on:]

In the Lovenasium so he can look at it and remember that night of bliss (or horror from Leela's view)

Q what does it contain?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: It contains three of Leela's baby teeth, a lock of her hair, a picture from his survaillence camera of them in bed, three pictures of Leela naked from the internet and a sample of her DNA.


Q: How does MrBlonde know this?
 

[Reply #516 on:]

A He 'acompanied' Zapp to the Lovenasium and saw it [jk]

Q How does jle1993 know this?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: Because she's psychic.

Q: Who was the person (or thing) that sold those pictures of Leela naked?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: Bender...grrr

Q: Who else brought the pictures of Leela naked?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: They were free from Bender's website.

Q: Whn will Zapp be decommissioned again?