"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

[Reply #680 on:]

"Traditionally Original"

[Reply #681 on:]

"perhaps it's not worth dying for"

[Reply #682 on:]

"lick the screen to see what it tastes like"

"now with more insanity than the next leading show"

"now with shock-o-lin"

[Reply #683 on:]

"With more love than the next leading network"

[Reply #684 on:]

"Watch as Zoidberg starves yet again!"

[Reply #685 on:]

"Now with 20% more Bender"

[Reply #686 on:]

Welcome RaccoonToaster! 

"Now with extra feta cheese!"

[Reply #687 on:]

"we have a dress code"

[Reply #688 on:]

Welkommen, racoontoaster

"No children were eaten during the making of his show"

[Reply #689 on:]

"Having trouble sleeping? Then go to a politcal debate! We guarantee instant releif!"

[Reply #690 on:]

"now in HD quality!"

[Reply #691 on:]

no animals were harmed in the making of this show (except 1 stinky lobster)

[Reply #692 on:]

"We provide the work, not the sex"

[Reply #693 on:]

"Call us at: 9-1-1! We repeat, pick up your phones and dial 9-1-1!"
(Teehee.)

[Reply #694 on:]

"Bender! Bender!... Have you seen my sumbrero?"

[Reply #695 on:]

"Being un-economic since the stupid ages"

[Reply #696 on:]

"Hooray for Bender, that lovable scamp!"

[Reply #697 on:]

"Super Collider, I just met her..."

[Reply #698 on:]

"Not a slogan"

[Reply #699 on:]

"social activity prohibited"

[Reply #700 on:]

"Oh I get it"
"We see what you do at night"
"We're Still watching"

[Reply #701 on:]

"Ditch the money and act better"

[Reply #702 on:]

"Can't touch this."

[Reply #703 on:]

"?desufnoc"

[Reply #704 on:]

"make all cheques payable to: wewantyourmoney"

"now with minimal subliminal messages"

[Reply #705 on:]

"This advertisement is not an advertisment."

[Reply #706 on:]

"It's like a headache with pictures."

[Reply #707 on:]

"Please ignore"

[Reply #708 on:]

"Presented in stupidity"

[Reply #709 on:]

"Now with ballons."

[Reply #710 on:]

"Presented by the who"

[Reply #711 on:]

"We've got the last anchovie"
"......................No slogan here my good chump"
"Compare this to your home made show and kill yourselves"
"Not shown in Jersy"

[Reply #712 on:]

"better-er and smater-er!"

also - on AWITM if you go to the main menu for it on the DVD and push left then the picture gats selected, if you push select then there is loads of un-used tag-lines! 

[Reply #713 on:]

"Vomiting is accepted in toinghts episode"

[Reply #714 on:]

"recorded with the express written consent of Major League Blernsball"

[Reply #715 on:]

"To view the characters in real-life version, begin binge drinking of 1000 beers.....now."

[Reply #716 on:]

"Call now and recieve... a punch to the face!"

[Reply #717 on:]

"Funnier than a cock punch."

[Reply #718 on:]

"You have won our hourly prize!"

[Reply #719 on:]

Ooh, ooh! What do I win?! 

"Brought to you by 100 chimps and a drunk man. Yes, a drunk man. In your face, Groening."