"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

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"It's go time!"
"Changing the past to inforce the farmers"


TOTPD

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Ignore

[Reply #642 on:]

"Local Gravitation may effect speed of play"

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"The network excecutive bots are coming!"

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Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar.
it's just like that drug trip on that movie while i was on that drug trip.
insert ass here.

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if you don't like, i cry 

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"Sponsered By The Space Pope"

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"Home to healthy colens"

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MILWAKEE
The birthplace of beer goggles

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"$500 please, or die in pain"

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"This show has its own will..."
"You are about to watch Futurama-the greatest reality show"
"Tell us you like it or your rase is bowned"
"Invented by crazy professors"
"To carry on the spirit of back to the future"
"Was made by doctor Frankenshtein"
"If you are a human your TV will explode right now[exploding noise]"

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"Based on a true story that occured in a parrallel universe."

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Are your eggs well done?"

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FUTURAMA
The Show That Watches Back

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This statement is false!!

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Originally posted by Arockalypse:
FUTURAMA
The Show That Watches Back

That is a real Futurama cheesy slogan from a real episode watched by a real me!

"I by the name of Groening command you to watch it and weep"
"This message will lead behind the scary door in the zone where normal things don't happen very often"
"Self-destruct sequens activated.5,4,3,2 Please do not...A big deal, 1!"

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"no religious donations"

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"I will not show you this slogan!Oh crud I just did!Ohhh man.

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"Save the trees-don't wipe."

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
"Save the trees-don't wipe."

Hahaha  the images that come to your head.... lol

"Bring us to your lea.. tv show!"

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"Never ending fun and misshap"

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Originally posted by Dave B:
 Hahaha    the images that come to your head.... lol

Thanks. 

"Do you scramble your eggs? If you do you are a human and must be killed."

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"Brought to you by Xanfor"

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"Solid matter is the best matter."

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
 Thanks.   

"Do you scramble your eggs? If you do you are a human and must be killed."

What about a robot programmed to scramble eggs huh 

"Bringing the Future........ to you"

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"Larry if you are reading this i slept with Lois and i am so sorry dude"

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"Dave.B Outsmarted Us!"

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"Now with more scent of a summer ham"

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"Could we have a cookie? Please?"

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"How about these cookies sugar!"

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
"Dave.B Outsmarted Us!"

Hahaha thanks 

"You make a caption! I'm tired..."

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Lol, you did. Never thought of a scrambled-egg making robot.

"We think of the captions so you don't have to!"

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
Lol, you did. Never thought of a scrambled-egg making robot.

"We think of the captions so you don't have to!"

 

"....Yo momma!"

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"Yo momma's momma!" 

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
"Yo momma's momma!"   

"Yo momma's momma's great great uncle" 

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Less reality,more fantasy!

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"More reality, less fantasy!"

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"Yo momma's momma's great great great great great great great great...ah, cut the crap. Just call him Farnsworth."

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"Voted best by intel corp"

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"Guaranteed to never live!"