"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

[Reply #600 on:]

"Rated 30 out of 10"

Woot woot! TOTPD!

[Reply #601 on:]

Now with hawt mackeral on sardine action
It's like sex except I'm having it!
Dr. Zoidbergs Therapy sesion beggins now!

[Reply #602 on:]

"Proudly made on Chapek 9 the planet that hates humans"
"Eat bachelou chow!We dont care if you already ate"
"Dont herth Earth!"
"The effect of this episode may be vomit, claustra-foby or desire to kill all humans"
" By the network that brought you the Dopsons-the show I didn't make up"

[Reply #603 on:]

"Click the floating Icon of Bender to see exactly how much he rock!"

[Reply #604 on:]

"made 40% out of colour, 40% out of voises, 40% out of lines,100% persent out of humour, 20% out of music and 90% out of romance"
"If your looking for a restraunt go to planet cannibal"
You are gonna love this show not like antient greeks love,but like a human loves a dog,a robot loves a human,and sometimes a rare white gorrila loves a kitten"

[Reply #605 on:]

Got Milk?
Then you are a human and must be killed.

[Reply #606 on:]

"Insert brain"

[Reply #607 on:]

"We'll be blasting all the humans in the world..."
"All hale the one cell organisms"
"Made about losers ,for losers,by losers"
"I by the name of Lucifer bot command you to not switch the channel"

[Reply #608 on:]

"switch the channel to futurama TV where we show futurama all day everyday"

[Reply #609 on:]

"Selling crap since the 1900's"

[Reply #610 on:]

"Shut up and watch"
"Applied Cryogenics- you can come to the future but you can't come back"

[Reply #611 on:]

"You expect us to listen to your crap?"

[Reply #612 on:]

"Please divert to hell"

[Reply #613 on:]

"This slogan brought to you by peelified.com"

[Reply #614 on:]

"ERROR! Please consult manual."

[Reply #615 on:]

"Bringing the fear of knowledge"

[Reply #616 on:]

"We can show you disgusting things from everywhere in the uniwerse"
"Look for more info on    ' shiny metal ass.com'"
"Our advise- KILL ALL HUMANS"

[Reply #617 on:]

"smoking allowed, but no puffing"

[Reply #618 on:]

"Why KILL humans,when you can MURDER"
"All hale Roberto the greatest human killer"

[Reply #619 on:]

'15% New Material!'

[Reply #620 on:]

"We are the greetest!"

[Reply #621 on:]

"If you can't see this please let us know"
"Get Bent"
"Now with audio"

[Reply #622 on:]

"Serving the comedy needs of hundreds every day"

[Reply #623 on:]

"Soylent diesel, better fuel thru better people"

[Reply #624 on:]

"If you are part of the human race ,we bring our censirest appologies,you will be killed after the show"
"If you don't want to see any of our dirty nasty things, use kondom cleamers

[Reply #625 on:]

"30% fewer blue screen crashes."

[Reply #626 on:]

"Destroying your faith in humanity since the dawn of evolution"

[Reply #627 on:]

"The Future is Today; Worry About it Tomorrow"

[Reply #628 on:]

"Designed for windows XP"

[Reply #629 on:]

"Soylent cola, a good body does a body good"

[Reply #630 on:]

"Damn you, old man!"

[Reply #631 on:]

loading....

[Reply #632 on:]

"A substitute for oxygen"

"If you hold your breathe till the end of the show, I'll give you $5"

[Reply #633 on:]

"Rated 5 star by the crazy cat woman"

[Reply #634 on:]

"at all ages people watch this show - from 1 to 100(not suited foe children yunger than 9 years)"
"More human than human"
"Not a bad show for something a man came-up with trying  to look at the inside of his toe,at the same time hunting for the bug that bited it and not even sucseeding!"

[Reply #635 on:]

"this programme was brought to you by sir scratchmere, smartest cat on Vergon 6"

[Reply #636 on:]

"The most related to Futurama slogan:
DON'T LIVE IN JERSY!!!

[Reply #637 on:]

"No shell fish"

[Reply #638 on:]

"Quality foot cuffs for sale- £14.99"

[Reply #639 on:]

"Were already bronzed"