Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #120 on:]

Yo, Cap.Sparrow, welcome to PEEL. I like your screen name.

A: 2 Qubic meters

Q: How big is fry's closet? (or bender's closet)

TOTPD!

[Reply #121 on:]

A: 2.2 by 1.1 Metres.

Q: How old is Judge Whitey?

[Reply #122 on:]

A: If I tell you that, he'll beat me up with best goons money can buy.

Q: How much was Bender's toy car?

OK, Zoidberg can't be 22, because he would have to be 12 when he joined PE, and he didn't look 12 when he went off to Earth.

[Reply #123 on:]

A: A 1/3 of his pawned body money

Q: Where would Amy's parents have bought her a bar, on Earth, on Mars???

[Reply #124 on:]

A: Both. They have the money for it.

Q: What was the name of the bar?

[Reply #125 on:]

A: The Amy Hole.

Q: How long have Hermes and LaBarbara been married?

[Reply #126 on:]

A: 20.2 years.

Q: Who proposed/where did they do it?

[Reply #127 on:]

A: They met at a Limbo Championship. Hermes saw Barbados Slim breaking up with her. He went over to here to comfort her, they made love under the bleachers and Hermes missed the race.

Q: Other than a pineapple tied to a string, what other fruit can't Fry eat?

[Reply #128 on:]

Fry1077: 

A: Tomato. He can't seem to tie it to a string.

Q: What is Bender's favourite movie?

[Reply #129 on:]

A:  Barfly!  He'd love that movie!

Q:  What would a Futurama episode that parodies Poltergeist be like? 

[Reply #130 on:]

 

Originally posted by Capybara:
OK, Zoidberg can't be 22, because he would have to be 12 when he joined PE, and he didn't look 12 when he went off to Earth.

It's a dumbass answer, Capybara. Doesn't have to be true. Guh...

Anyhow...

A: Emotionaly Disturbing.

Q: How filthy is the alien programmes that can't be broadcasted to Earth viewers?

[Reply #131 on:]

 

Originally posted by shinyass:
  It's a dumbass answer, Capybara. Doesn't have to be true. Guh...

Anyhow...

A: Emotionaly Disturbing.

Q: How filthy is the alien programmes that can't be broadcasted to Earth viewers?

Its funnier when it's remotly true though I think...

A: Extremely filthy that if Earthicans watched it then it would result in their minds to be so warped that the goriest of actions would seem like childplay!

Q: Who did Bender smack into the ground with a shovel?

[Reply #132 on:]

A: The slurm Queen

Q: Who is john Laracette? (honestly i don't know)

[Reply #133 on:]

 

Originally posted by shinyass:
A: The slurm Queen

Q: Who is john Laracette? (honestly i don't know)

Bender said he smacked a guy into the ground lol???

A: No idea

Q: Do abreviations really count in Scrabble or not?

[Reply #134 on:]

A:  They don't!  (And if you disagree, you'll have to challenge me to Claw-Plach.)

Q:  If you couldn't dig up the spine of John Larroquette (Dan Fielding on Night Court, among other roles), whose skull would you dig up first in forming a Mouseketeer reunion?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: Justin Timberlake. No... reason...

Q: If you were a robot, how would you prefer to die? A) Being made in 174 Slurm Cans, or B) Having an unbendable girder dropped upon you?

[Reply #136 on:]

A: The girder sounds good, as it promises a slow, painful and entertaining death...

Q: What are unbendable girders made from?

[Reply #137 on:]

A: Its made of Dolomite baby!

Q: What other alien/animal/wordly being's languages can Bender upload onto his hardrive once he has crashed and then rebooted

[Reply #138 on:]

A: none, its penguin or human baby!

Q: why penguin?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: He's running on Linux, baby!

Q: Will BSD still have the daemon as a logo?

[Reply #140 on:]

A: Nope, never will again.

Q: How long did it take for the professer to invent the F-ray?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: Ages. He started inventig the F-ray back when his hips were still made of bone.

Q: Why is a _chess_ computer member of the VP Action Rangers?

[Reply #142 on:]

A: Well, you never know when you'll encounter a serious game of chess and need a computer to win it for you, so he's a member.

Q: What has become of Harold Zoid?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: He took the same fate as Joey.

Q: If Bender was given three wishes, what would they be?

[Reply #144 on:]

A:  Far too dirty to list here.

Q:  No, I'm kiddin' ya, as Flexo would say.  Somebody funnier than I, please come up with Bender's three wishes.  Number one would be immunity from prosecution, but the other two...?

[Reply #145 on:]

A:  2.  Have a life supply of kegs of beer.  1.  Kill All Humans and take over the world.

Q:  What would happen if Bender ran away and joined the Space Corps?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: I think the real question is what wouldn't happen if Bender ran off to the Space Corps? Wooooooo!!

Q: Where will Fry die?

[Reply #147 on:]

A: Fishy Joes


Q: When will Amy and Kif get married?

[Reply #148 on:]

A: When hell freezes over.

Q: Seeing as it's in New Jersey, and that New Jersey as been terraformed, that means that it's quite possible for there to be a very cold winter there. So, when will there be a cold winter, aka, when will Amy and Kif get married?

[Reply #149 on:]

A: 4005

Q: When will the Lrrr and the Omicronians invade Earth again?

[Reply #150 on:]

A: They're already on their way. This time they want John Ritter back in '8 Simple Rules'. As do I!

Q: What kind of engine do their ships use?

[Reply #151 on:]

A: Hemi

B: Will Scruffy ever find love?

[Reply #152 on:]

A: Yes. He found love in that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Q: Did Bender ever open up his own theme park with hookers and black jack?

[Reply #153 on:]

A: Yes 2 years ago.


Q: Will Zapp ever have intercourse with Leela again?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: Its in the process of being introduced to the porno loving inhabitants of Neptune...

Q: Will El Chubinebra ever be killed? And if so, who by?

[Reply #155 on:]

A: No, Never


Q: Does El Chupa Nibre have a brother?

[Reply #156 on:]

A: Yes, El Farto

Q: How does zoidberg Digest his food?

[Reply #157 on:]

A: His 4 stomachs


Q: What kind of hover car does Scruffy have?

[Reply #158 on:]

A: He doesn't have a hover car. They're <scurffy>too fast </scruffy> for him...

Q: What other brands of whale oil (besides Mobil Dick) are there?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: He don't got no hover car, he just got nudie mags and french fried potaters

Q: What was Calculon's first acting job?