ZOIDBERG HATERS

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WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?           

[Reply #1 on:]

Because its funny?

[Reply #2 on:]

its just the way he was meant to be-they don't hate him, they just dislike him, because he doesn't fit in. The only reason the Professor still hires him is because most probably by law they need a qualified doctor

[Reply #3 on:]

Thats the joke, that he has no friends.

[Reply #4 on:]

^I was going to say that.
But yeah it's a joke.
And it does make the show funny.

[Reply #5 on:]

 

Originally posted by Hypnotize:
Thats the joke, that he has no friends.

Or money or food, basically he's got nothing! 

[Reply #6 on:]

Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?

They don't hate him they dislike him.
Why do they dislike him?

• It's funny.
• He smells bad.
• He's a quack.
• He smells bad.
• He's emotionally needy.
• He smells bad.
• He's needy period.
  
  
• He smells bad.

And did I mention that he smells bad?  :confused:

[Reply #7 on:]

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
 

Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?

They don't hate him they dislike him.
Why do they dislike him?

• It's funny.
• He smells bad.
• He's a quack.
• He smells bad.
• He's emotionally needy.
• He smells bad.
• He's needy period.
  
  
• He smells bad.

And did I mention that he smells bad?   :confused:

what have you smelt him reccently

[Reply #8 on:]

You can't prove he doesn't smell.

[Reply #9 on:]

u havent smelled zoidberg, lordzoidberg?

[Reply #10 on:]

Crackenspine wrote:
> You can't prove he doesn't smell.

Now now, that just won't do. That doesn't constitute a complete proof. Here are some more acceptable methods for proving propositions:

Proof by Obviousness:
"The proof is so clear that it need not be mentioned."

Proof by General Agreement:
"All in favor?..."

Proof by Imagination:
"Well, we'll pretend it's true."

Proof by Convenience:
"It would be very nice if it were true, so..."

Proof by Plausibility:
"It sounds good so it must be true."

Proof by Intimidation:
"Don't be stupid, of course it's true."

Proof by Mumbo-Jumbo:
"For any epsilon > 0 there exists a
corresponding delta > 0 s.t. f(x)-L < epsilon
whenever x-a < delta."

... and so on. Alas, I didn't come up with those methods though: for a complete list, see http://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Winchester/jhhs/math/humor/proof.html  .

Enjoy. :-)

[Reply #11 on:]

Zoidberg does smell. What, do any of you watch Futuarama?

"What do I smell or something?" (Sniff sniff) "Awwwwww"

Idiots.

[Reply #12 on:]

"My stink gland is weak!  Smell!"
::Gags::

• Go to Human Resource Dept.
• Find the thread (should still be on the first page) entitled "Just because I think I'm a doctor..."

OR

• Do a title-only search for "zoid."  In fact, there might even be a "why does everybody hate Zoidberg" thread existing.  The forum's been there for at least 3 years, so it's more than likely.
• Knock yourselves out.