Game: Decrypt this!

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Philip J. Fry: Ugh! It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!

 

TX'J GKEGZJ JW JGA ELCM G QOTCMA FWCJ ROGDZ GMA ZWV LGBC XW LGBC G HTF RKGN-HGYC GMA RWWY LTN! ZCC-LGE!

[totp edit] Encrypt your own in seconds with this handy program. New! the program can now also help you decrypt them, saving you the tedium of replacing letters yourself. (The plain old encryption script is still available here.)

[Reply #441 on:]

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It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a big clam-bake and cook him! Yee-haw!

 

VTQO QO ZTUMU ZU JQOVQDFCQOT NCMOURBUO KMNA VTU RSOV HMUZ.  SHVQBSVU UAUMFUDHE TQFT-OXUUJ OURK-HNDVSQDUJ UOHSXU XSHY HMQOQO MUOXNDOU CDQV.

[Reply #442 on:]

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Leela: This is where we distinguish ourselves from the last crew. Activate emergency high-speed self-contained escape pack crisis response unit. (The Sting, 4ACV12)

 

EPQ IALI IAH FLKDLFH RW RE WYLJH, GPJIPK, YHKALYW NPT JLE AHOY UH QRIA UN WHMTLO REARDRIRPEW.

[Reply #443 on:]

Gopher, I was staring at your signature, trying like hell to figure out what it said.  I had gotten Futurama _vert...I was thinking - what the heck can be that first letter.  That, and I had not memorized which symbols were for periods and commas.  Finally it struck me.

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Futurama.overt-ops.com

/applaud

[Reply #444 on:]

Wow, congratz, Jensor. You've deciphered one of the most subtle and ineffective advertisements in the history of advertising.    which means it's time to make a new sig again, heheh.
[edit]and there it is... [/edit]

[Reply #445 on:]

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My handwriting
sucks.  Gopher

What do I win?

[Reply #446 on:]

You win a clue on my last cryptoquote since nobody's guessed it yet...which means I'll have to decrypt it since I forgot what quote I picked...

[edit] finished decrypting it, the clue is:

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IAH=the

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[Reply #447 on:]

Damn that quote!

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Now that the garbage is in space, doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.

 

SLG QFP FUU QFPL LFVOGB?  QFPL YSLGZBK SLG IPBSZBK.  HB'K HRRGTSR UFL BXGI BF VFIG SDFCG TLFPZA 'VSPKG BXGQ'LG HZUGLHFL TGZGBHV KVPI.  PX, YLGKGZB VFIYSZQ GEVRPAGA, FU VFPLKG.

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Amy: ARE YOU OFF YOUR ROCKET? YOUR PARENTS ARE MUTANTS. IT'S ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO COME ABOVE GROUND 'CAUSE THEY'RE INFERIOR GENETIC SCUM. UH, PRESENT COMPANY ExCLUDED, OF COURSE.

I really love my new tool. Much faster than my old way of solving them.

 

COTTV: JOBIANO CA CXO JATBZ AS CANATTAJ!

I don't *think* this one's been done, but I admit I didn't check...

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Terry: welcome to the world of tomorrow!

I can't guarantee it either, but I am pretty sure it was done.

 

BJ FJO ERXMB VOTRHF? [LAF CXXCZ HQTDX.] BJOCRX "FXZ".  VOTRHF!  T QTRR IJQ DMAAF JOH HNX EOITZNSXIH.  PTL, SF VOI.

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... CXXCZ? There aren't many words that match the pattern "abbac"... the only three I can think of at the moment are "teeth," "leela," and "boobs".

I tried "teeth" and "Leela" but couldn't get anywhere;  I didn't bother trying "boobs" as I can't imagine it appearing in the scripts anywhere.

I'll take a shot at it from some other angle later if nobody beats me...

[Reply #451 on:]

Curse you! That took me FOREVER. Finally in desperation and frustration I tried "boobs" (after a long time trying "Leela" led me nowhere) and ended up getting it...

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Zapp Brannigan (4ACV11, Act 1, scene 1): Do you plead guilty? [Fry beebs twice] Double yes! Guilty! I will now carry out the punnishment. Kif, my gun.

Wouldn't have been so bad but I kept fixating on that particular word. I actually replaced the O with E without thinking about it, to complete a different word.

 

HSL POKL MH MFLSC, IOL M VUXX-CSOHAUA GUCKSH, VNLW EZ SVH JCNUHAK MHA FCUANL FMCAK MHA QUZK.

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Sorry Gopher, looks like I encoded it wrong.  It should have been Beeps, not beebs.  Apologies all around.

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Walter Koenig: (Where no fan has gone before) - Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person, with my own friends and credit cards and keys.

 

SWWK IWZK!  R'Y SVDDRES C ZVCKRES WJ WNVZ JWZDT YVSC-JWEBRVF.

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Good Lord!  I'm getting a reading of over forty mega-Fonzies

It's a bit late, but here:

Pvvv:  Xlmw gsrgitx sj "AYZ" gsrjywiw erh mrjyvmexiw yw!

[Reply #454 on:]

Sorry, but that quote has been done.  Furthermore, it is easily recognizable.

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Lrrr: This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!

 

QRL.  HV EOCC SDVZ COFI-MVOCPWFM ... P SOZV SDVZ!

[Reply #455 on:]

d'oh! My web space has used up it's bandwidth. Must've been all the pictures I posted earlier.

[Reply #456 on:]

Gopher, I suggest pages.google.com

I'm not sure if you can get an account right away, but they give you 100 megs of space with uploads of a few megs (I haven't tested it, but it did go for at least 3 megs).  You can also hotlink.  And best of all, it's free!

Praise Google!

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Hmm. They're not allowing new accounts today, due to high demand. It's just the hourly download limit I'm running into on the geocities, which I only use for storing files I post on forums, not as actual web-space, so normally it's not a prob, just posted 2 300+K files at once yesterday, which was too much for my 4MB/H limit on geocities. I was just being a doofus, normally I'd put images that size on imageshack instead.

Still struggling with that quote, it's a toughie. "SDVZ" is repeated, and the pattern "a bcde bfed" seems guessable but I haven't managed to guess it yet.

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Ok, I was spending way too much time on this that is better spent learning PHP before my interview next week for that PHP programming position, so I cheated. And I just wanna say, that one was pretty evil, man.  I don't think I've spent as long on any of them as I did on that one without getting ANYWHERE.

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Google Pages isn't a website utility, it's a single page - sort of like a myspace type thing.  I found it's only real use is hotlinking and storing images.

Edit:  Well Gopher, since you got it, cheating or not, you might as well put a new one up because I don't remember what quote I did.

[Reply #459 on:]

Gonna give a clue, jensor, or should I post the answer I cheated to get? 

[Reply #460 on:]

Post whatever answer you have because I don't remember which quote I encrypted.

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Didn't see yer edit before I posted for some reason; oh well.

I cheated by modifying my word-counter program, which I used to find Bender's real top-10 most used words. Changed it so as it scanned through the scripts it searched for hyphenates, then checked the length of their elements and displayed all lines from all episodes including a word that was 4-8. There were a surprising number of matches (about 20) but a quick look-over showed only one which matched the pattern in your quote: "land-sealions." And this revealed the quote to be: "Yup. We call them land-sealions. I tame them." from Fry in The Deep South. Aside from my "Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!" from page 3 or 4, this was probably the hardest one we've had on here. This one will be really easy.

 

DIIDH: Z OHV. HU DPVE HU Z QPV'L JHNI LP XHSHDDID XHSA.

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Leela: I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park.

 

LJNNJDZN:  TZR'NP PLDPNKLA DWP CKGKLKDT ZO JL JNPJ JVXJGPLD DZ J YZGJDKZL.  DWP BKLV ZO UYJGP IWPNP DWPNP QKAWD EP J QZLHDPN ZN HZQP BKLV ZO IPKNV QKNNZN.

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NARRATOR: YOU'RE ENTERING THE VICINITY OF AN AREA ADJACENT TO A LOCATION. THE KIND OF PLACE WHERE THERE MIGHT bE A MONSTER OR SOME KIND OF WEIRD MIRROR.
I love the "Scary Door" bits   

and a new one...

 

GXT PAXY, HXVSRBQL, VW'K NQCHG RTW YFBA GXT WCDP WFVK YCG GXTQ XRIVXTK SBZVNVBANVBK CK C OCDB KBBO ... DBKK XRIVXTK. GXTQ LBABK KBBO DBKK SBWQVOBAWCD.

A reminder, This tool can help you decode them![edit]fixed link - thanks jensor[/edit]

I'm disapointed that everyone but us seems to have gotten bored with this. I suppose people would rather just pick an episode name from a list at random.

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You know, Zoidberg, it's crazy but when you talk this way your obvious deficiencies as a male seem ... less obvious. Your genes seem less detremental.

   

RDRREZAL ARX JACRL KXPA:  GOXXJ, OCLLOX YTIJOCRW.  C SDNX PXJODBXY EATP IALSXP.

By the way, Gopher, the link on your latest post is broken.

Edit edit:  I agree Gopher.  But to me, there is no fun in guessing some random episode or character from a vague clue.  Plus, with all the worrying they put into conserving bandwith on PEEL, this game should be a godsend.

Edit edit edit:  Here's a hint since no one (Gopher) has gotten it yet.

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EATP = YOUR
Hopefully that should shed some light on the line.

[Reply #465 on:]

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I hadn't tried it very much, been too busy to get caught up struggling with it. Since you gave a hint I took a shot and got it (Thanks to pimp for the bump, or I wouldn't have noticed the hint edit!)

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NANNYBOT ONE POINT ZERO: SLEEP, LITTLE DUMPLING. I HAVE REPLAcED YOUR MOTHER.

 

VFLXL: PF, YKFYBK XUK CKMMSLC YUKMMG AFUUSKO XWFRM MQSP G-MAF-T YUFWBKE, QRQ?

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This one is kind of tough.  Maybe I'm just out of the loop since I haven't solved one lately.  I'll check it out tomorrow or something.

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Well, it's overdue for a hint now. Lemme try and remember what it WAS and I'll edit & add one. I remember that the "MAF" in "G-MAF-T" was a number written out, but not which number. One or two. For the life of me I can't think of anything matching "QWQ" at the moment either. Solving.... ah! got it.
MAF->TWO

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Damnit you are evil Gopher.

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Conan: So, people are getting pretty worried about this Y-two-K problem, huh?

Here's some payback:
 

JORNOH (MXRUXRU): GQIM VHOO, PT, GQIM VHOO!  JIT-JPP-JOO-JPP-JIT-JOO-JPT.

[Reply #470 on:]

hey, now, that was already payback for your last one. If we get into a vicious cycle of vengence we'll just guarantee nobody else gets involved (well, except maybe Leandro if he comes back and notices they've gotten harder)

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Was actually not that bad, guessed the name and then recognized the pattern. 

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BENDER (SINGING): XMAS tREE, OH, XMAS tREE! BAH-BOO-BEE-BOO-BAH-BEE-BOH.

This one's a bit longer, but as we've discussed before in the thread longer is often easier.
 

HFBG FCO VGCE! KTN'LG CTV ESG MLTNO TVCGL TX WFBWTT WTTUPG WTTEA. VPES F VFLCPCU YFWGY ESPA WPU, KTN JCTV ESGK UTEEF WG XNC.

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Came and went! You're now the proud owner of BAMBOO BOOGIE BOOTS. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun.

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so since i guessed the last one, do i get to do next?

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Yeah, find a quote and encrypt it with the program in the link on the top of this page.

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All Right!!!!, let's start of with an easy one shall we?

PM FDNBG UOXZ EZZT, ENM FUOTFZQ SZYZ ZCNOBBR WDDG PM SOQ OT ZILZYDY.

[Reply #475 on:]

come on, answer it, man! is it just because i'm new here and "mr unpopular" 'cause let me tell you i joined up to this site just after i heard the dvd movies were about to be made. so i apologize for nothing!!

[Reply #476 on:]

Welcome to PEEL Naxon. Just give people some time, we have members all over the world so there are time zone diffs.

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ooh, well in that case, sorry lads! :P

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IT COULD HAvE BEEN, BUT CHANCES WERE EQUALLY GOOD IT WAS AN EMPEROR.

That one took me a while, I went through a lot of guesses before I stumbled on one that led me anywhere.
and welcome to the game, Naxon.

This one's probably gonna be pretty easy..
 

LJIOXBGJO? NJI. GJ G IKACQKI G KLT IA QA IKXACQK L DKABO AIKOX BGJO G'T UGBB PMROBJ XGQKI VAD.

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Yay! Go me! I'm so proud! 

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AFTERLIFE? PFT. IF I THOUGHT I HAD TO GO THROUGH A WHOLE OTHER LIFE I'D KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

 

EH? ZO? GYE? WCIH?

I have absolutely no idea how hard/easy this one will be...