Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #400 on:]

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Leela: Me? Award? Him? Me? Good?

ESVQSM: X'LS PYFPNK FTVQSMSQ FOPG XG FTBYQ ES YXIS GT ES RTMS PVVTNXVC.

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Use this handy script to encode your own quote in seconds!

[Reply #401 on:]

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Bender: I've always wondered what it would be like to be more annoying.

 

DRQGFCHQZL: MXBGHVTF?  HG HNQ PWHMY?  DWXVGB DHH!  ZLAX FLHNWT BH PRMY ZH CLAQA ZLAX MRUA DQHU.

[Reply #402 on:]

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Farnsworth: Sygnoids? On our block? Flying foo! They should go back to where they came from!

 

AQKKX, CQKKXJ EQQG. AXJ'G DAQ TEMXSQU? GJXKKQU JNDA UQPDTY, N DYWGD?

[edit]I'm amazed nobody's got this yet; I'm sure it's not too difficult, so everyone must just be having a more exciting weekend than me.[/edit]

[Reply #403 on:]

I tried it twice and had no luck.  I will try again now I suppose.

[Reply #404 on:]

Well, if people are having trouble, here's a hint...

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Speaker's Name is "EQUMQY" That's a big hint since every letter appears in the quote and it's not a hard name to guess...

[Reply #405 on:]

I got it right before you posted the hint   

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Bender: HELLO, FELLOW BEES. HOW'S THE ABDOMEN? SWOLLEN WITH NECTAR, I TRUST?

[Reply #406 on:]

IXYSTXBV ORASB OX RNL YS XFSR. ULB LXO ZAOM U LXRYUD MXFSR-CUR. AO CRSPO UDXLJ OMS JRXNLB XL RXNLB, RNTTSR GSSO, DAHS U ZXDG!

[Reply #407 on:]

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Somebody tried to run me over.  And not with a normal hovercar. It crept along the ground on round, rubber feet, like a wolf!

So how about this, Futurama-ites?

Iub:  Ila lw!  Ila lw!  Ila lw!  Ila lw!  Ila lw...!  Ila lw!  Ila lw! Ila lw! Ila lw...!   Ila lw!

(I think that's the right number of "Ila lw"s.)

[Reply #408 on:]

That was an easy one.

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Fry: Fix it!  Fix it!  Fix it!  Fix it! Fix it...!  Fix it!  Fix it!  Fix it!  Fix it...!  Fix it!

 

Y HXEE YO X JXASYQZ HJXWNFI.

[Reply #409 on:]

Well... It came to me in a dream, OK?  And I forgot it in another dream.  Harrumph.  Stuff it in your Fry hole.  I'm going to the angry dome, so somebody else, if they were going to having been solving this, post next.  I'm going to feed my man-eating anteaters.

[Reply #410 on:]

Was my quote hard?  Do you want a hint or is it just that no one attempted it?

[Reply #411 on:]

I've been keeping busy on the wiki, spent about 5 minutes on it earlier. Trying it now...
hmm. That was very difficult. It looks easy enough, two words matching "A" and a word matching "ABCC" but I can't make heads or tails of it ATM.

[Reply #412 on:]

I tried it, but I think I'm a miserable failure at these things.

Also I have a pretty poor memory as far as just thinking of quotes go, especially without a name to attach to them.

[Reply #413 on:]

Absolutely no idea what it is. Character name?

[Reply #414 on:]

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I call it a Hawking Chamber - Steven Hawking AOI 1

F'R SBB HS DSRI KQVJFHZ GD BSJ OPSKOIE-CA HIIPVMI DWCHD

[Reply #415 on:]

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Mom: I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

QRMEKTZMDS: PYRM GZMP! R VZRKDYM! DSY QYCLZNG CBKD WY KRVSYD-NEX XNMGNKSGH NEDZ HZBM JMZVYKKZM.

[edit]removed extra sets if []. Been doing too much Wiki lately.[/edit]
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"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."

[Reply #416 on:]

A little off-topic - but I noticed you changed your quote thing at the end.  Being pretty fluent in AL1 I just had to laugh at what it says.  Cheers!

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Farnsworth: Dear lord! A coaster! The femzoil must be sachet-ing girlishly into your processor.

 

MCXLDZU: ADS'GP IGQFPZZCMJ CM Q UWPXCQZZA-PNSCWWPT IPGGPUIGCQZ IGQMUWDGI KDTSZP.

[Reply #417 on:]

heh. You're the first to comment. You win a prize. It's a new cryptoquote!

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nichols: you're travelling in a specially-equipped terresterIal transport module.
You misspelled terresterial I think

Long one...
 

XBZ LFS'U TZJU DFRUG ESUB UCP LPSUWFR QZWPFZLWFLX. EU'J F UFSKRPV DPQ BN WPV UFIP FSV WPKZRFUEBSJ. E'AP SPAPW QPPS QZU F NWEPSV BN OESP DPSU LBOIRPUPRX OFV UWXESK UB NESV UCP DFJCWBBO UCPWP.

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You can't just waltz into the central bereaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

Wow that was long.

 

MZFZJBLCY JBVKF: JZRR, OZY.  GF DQZ YKVZ JKO KF GFNKFD VKO NGMQD VTQKVVKX KRG.

[Reply #419 on:]

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Geneworks woman: Well, yes. In the same way an infant can fight Muhammad Ali.
This one somehow just came to me after I had about 6 letters.

 

EWDW-CWXJBUUJ: BSIJCQCTX. UWOU. B QCJBXJ-DTGJ VCWFOAK WN KEJ XVJCS REBDJX FTQJXKTZJ KCBAK KEBK TX OXJF BX B IBXJ TU KEJ NTUJXK VJCNOSJX.

Another kindof long one, heh.

[Reply #420 on:]

You have the quote correct, except you put 'can' and  it should be 'may'.  You still win though.

[Reply #421 on:]

Oops. Should've checked after I entered it for consistency.

[Reply #422 on:]

And by the way, Gopher, yes, I have.  It looks real nice on your icon there.  Did you get it in Space Mexico?

Later...

Ohhhh!  Now I get it!

(Thwack!  Thwack!  Boing!)

[Reply #423 on:]

Too late, Jensor commented first. NO PRIZE FOR YOU! Which means it's time to change it again soon.

[Reply #424 on:]

Hint please.

[Reply #425 on:]

How's this for a hint? I re-encoded it with the next line included, so you've got twice as much to work with.

 

TAUA-ZAQHFVVH: FERHZIZPQ. VAMV. F IZHFQH-UPSH YZAWMOD AG DTH QYHZE LTFUHQ WPIHQDPNH DZFOD DTFD PQ MQHW FQ F RFQH PV DTH GPVHQD YHZGMEHQ. DTPQ TFQ RHHV ZAQHFVVH, JAMZ IMPWH DA DTH LAZUW AG GFODQ.

[edit]If nobody gets this today, I'll start handing out vowels.[/edit]

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Holo-Roseanne: Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whales digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

[Reply #427 on:]

EIK: PAHX IYHWWK UGWWYQ XAY QGFLCHZIC?
AZJY SIHGF: TY!

[Reply #428 on:]

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Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs?
Huge Brain: Me!

And here's not a line, but a sign:

Xlmro Mrxivkepegxmgeppc, Egx Mrxivtperixevmpc.

[Reply #429 on:]

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Think Intergallactically, Act Interstalerly.

I know the spellings are almost definately incorrect, but it's there.

HJJHN: D ANUJ VZJNWR-YPPW XNVA!

[Reply #430 on:]

Should be "Think Intergalactically, Act Interplanetarily", unless I messed up the code.  Go Penguins Unlimited!

[Reply #431 on:]

Nah, I didn't decrypt it, I remembered it from the Bird-bot planet. Your code was fine.

[Reply #432 on:]

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Leela: I have sweaty boot rash!

ZBPQHRQ: YF, RYE! DZ'O DHFBXQH! DZ'O TDJW FYHR JYHR! D'TT EY DZ!

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turanga: Oh, god! It's inhuman! It's like hong kong! I'll do it!

This one's really long, but otherwise pretty easy...
   

FL YOZ IZLQZ VCGZQYQ CV YOZ TRPFVFP LCGYOHZQY IHZXXQ YOZ QYGRLKZ RLI NZRWYFVWX PGZRYWGZ MLCHL RQ NFKVCCY, TZGORTQ. 

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This one might be too long, in retrospect. Make it more managable by using a utility like this one Also added a line-break; if you get the first sentence, you've pretty much got it (there are only 3 letters displaced in the rest once you get the first)

[Reply #434 on:]

To tell you the truth, I looked at your quote, both before and after you edited it, and frankly, I'm too darn lazy to try to decrypt it.  I'm sure I could if I put my mind to it, but it is just way to much work to solve this one.

[Reply #435 on:]

It really wasn't my intention to kill my own thread here...

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Since everyone thinks this one is still too long, another hint. Copied & pasted it to my new util, plugged in 3 correct letters, and copied it back. The lower-case letters (t, h, and e) are correct.

FL the IeLQe VCGeQtQ CV the YRPFVFP LCGthOeQt IOeXXQ the QtGRLKe RLI NeRWtFVWX PGeRtWGe MLCOL RQ NFKVCCt, YeGhRYQ.

[Reply #436 on:]

it took forever, but I finally got it!

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In the dense forests of the pacific northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as bigfoot, perhaps.

UT, CV LCSTV IJJBID BLJVZ PGV VTB LBYYISB CY ERBID: JRIZ YIFVI ISICF IFQ C'RR OCRR ZUG FBKV ZBID!

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Oh, it might appear empty but the messege is clear: play Santa again and I'll kill you next year!

 

SNE!  FVN YPA'O HQTI TA OEG KGPW VYGPAH PAFIVKG, OVV IPAF QEPWGH.

FGH, PLOGK QG LTAPWWF HOVJJGU ENAOTAS OEGI, OEGTK ANIDGKH HQGWWGU, PH UTU OEGTK PJJGOTOG LVK ENIPA LWGHE.

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This one went nice and quick, thans to my handy new utility.
amy: GUH! YOU CAN'T SWIM IN THE REAL OCEANS ANYMORE, TOO MANY WHALES.
professor: YES, AFTER WE FINALLY STOPPED HUNTING THEM, THEIR NUMBERS SWELLED, AS DID THEIR APPETITE FOR HUMAN FLESH.

 

RJPDIJD: HQ'I QHFB IJFBJDB POE QPB ZJLNOMB QJ IQODE LT ODE IOW: "H'F OMOHDIQ QPJIB QPHDMI QPOQ BYBNWGJEW POQBI".

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Johnson: It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates".

 

TSB!  PW'R CPMK N XNOWI PF HI HVTWB NFZ KEKOIVFK'R WBOVQPFS TX!