Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #360 on:]

heh. The only hope for getting the original was recognizing that "A" and "H" were NEITHER 'i' nor 'a' and remembering the quote that included two letters.

Since this is the totp, here's Leandro's for convenience..

[edit]snipped since I solved it, to avoid confusion[/edit]

and the mandatory link to the handy utility...
Use my handy program to encode a cryptoquote in seconds!

solved it...

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Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to "off".

 

TJKIUE: VS QXH, EBI OGGJFOXL OF FX CIUZITE O PGVXFE ZXUQXE O RPF GXXAOLQ PE PL OHOXE!

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CUBERT: MY GOD, THE ILLUSION IS SO PERFECT I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS LOOKING AT AN IDIOT!

DPTP. UKIO LZXMRUN SKR HTVSKVN AUXK VPXMR JSMVXZN - SL

[Reply #362 on:]

Ok, I've tackled this one three times and still can't make any progress. I'm about to demand a hint. 

[Reply #363 on:]

No luck on this end either.  Though, I've only tried once.

[Reply #364 on:]

Wow. Difficult one.

[Reply #365 on:]

From a second season episode.  The two letters after the - are the initials of the person who says what precedes it.

[Reply #366 on:]

Sounds like one from Alkazar but I can't figure it out?

[Reply #367 on:]

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Ghuh. Only weirdos and mutants join third parties - AW (Amy Wong)

[Reply #368 on:]

A very easy one after Paul's:

RMMRW: W LIRIJLIGIQ? IGRD W CMH JMIJRM FG KLM HLIRM BGFPMQTM OWG JRWD KLWK, WGY KLMD'QM GIK PMQD NIIY WK FK.
CQD: KLMD YIG'K LWPM DIB KI FGTJFQM KLMA.

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Leela: A holophonor? Only a few people in the whole universe can play that, and they're not very good at it.

Fry: They don't have you to inspire them.

QDAPHXVAGS: CTH, DFF GSDG YH DPM TKTA HSDFF JT YH YP GSDG JVE. DPM GST JVE YGHTFQ YH UAVJDJFC XVAGS HVLTGSYPI GVV. XT LOHG ESTAYHS YG, DH XT ESTAYHS TKTAC LVLTPG VQ VOA FYKTH.

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farnsworth: yes, all that is and ever shall be is in that box. and
the box itself is probably worth something too. we must chesish it,
as we cherish every moment of our lives.

 

IORUOS: RQ! HM DGONXERZ BREX HNTVBRDXEQROU! MQB ZQXXN ZEFO HO N UQ-QFOS!

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Bender: No! My cheating unit malfunctioned! You gotta give me a do-over!

 

(VZDZBZDZJY) BOL KSTMOB ONP N YBZHZCLF ZD BOL GFNTD YSJM HSNDLB.  OLFVLY STWLP TB YZ VJUO OL PLUTPLP BZ YBNR ZK OTY ZXD KFLL XTSS.

[Reply #372 on:]

Swear I've seen this before.

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(MONOTONOUS) THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH HE DECIDED TO STAY OF HIS OWN FREE WILL.

NT KBVVHFK

[Reply #373 on:]

Two-word cryptogram, Paul? That one's just not fair.

The first two-letter word doesn't have a single letter in common with the second, and the 1233451 structure of the second word fits a lot of words: getting, tallest, hellish, suffers.

I vote that you post again something that IS decipherable.

[Reply #374 on:]

(Note: actually Beck sings the lyrics "it suffers alone" in an episode, so I could say the quote says "it suffers" and it's technically correct -- how can you prove it says something different?

[Reply #375 on:]

 

Originally posted by Leandro:
(Note: actually Beck sings the lyrics "it suffers alone" in an episode, so I could say the quote says "it suffers" and it's technically correct -- how can you prove it says something different?

OK, it was slightly unfair, I just wanted to see if anybody would have a go, plus wanted to see if it'd last as long as the previous one did.   "It Suffers Alone" is three words, my cryptogram is two words.   Anyway it's a Hermes saying - My Speedos.

Here's a less hard one, hopefully :- OFDK OFZS JKO. PC QZVCWK PSO WVIIKG V TRPIIFSPCK

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Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine.

VDAZH: DHS, BOVGHW, VNOIIS. O LQV VRIIAVHK GA CH RWYZAUHW OW DABBSLAAK YAZ GDH GDARVQWKGD QWWOMHZVQZS VJZHHWOWX AY TRZS KRGS OO. DAL JAFH O'F WAG GDHZH?

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Shore: hey, listen, skippy. I was supposed to be unfrozen in
Hollywood for the thousandth anniversary screening of Jury Duty II.
how come I'm not there?

 

PRAE: KR, AI'P JADIRF! NRF WKI VQMYIM Y WYIAKWYD MWLKNXMWI JKQ PIQAE VDHUP NRADM NM'QM YI AI?

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SHIP: OH, IT'S FILTHY! WHY NOT CREATE A NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR STRIP CLUBS WHILE WE'RE AT IT?

NSC MRYAMATAB KPU ZUMDMRSCCX MRYSRB UPVPAY

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Hal Institute for Criminally Insane Robots

[Reply #380 on:]

XJMHASUMDB: ZUUTAZJO ZYWERY? JB! HUS DBY IJVV'A EH XJMHASUMDB'A RUCMD! E ACKKUAY E RUCVZ KJMD SEDB UHY JHZ ADEVV IY XYJMYZ.

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Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.

 

SYMD LFFY-LFFYMT ED MOMKSZJK XZUBVXAZSMZ.

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THEY POOH-POOHED MY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER

EIBR! P LIBV, CI BXX RBOI GHLLINGPBXK PV HMN JNIBLK, QMW EHM JHV'W KII MK NMVVPVA HUU WH QME QNBVJ-VBLI LINGRBVJPKI BW XHC XHC YNPGIK

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Yeah! I mean, we all have commercials in our dreams, but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low low prices.

 

PCHQMS GHQMS EHQMDVB ESCKJE PHSCEX...

XFHV VFJ FJGG HY!

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Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards...
....Shut the hell up!

L zrxog qhyhu gr vxfk d wklqj xqohvv brx zhuh doudgb kdylqj ehhq jrlqj wr gr wkdw! -- Iduqvzruwk D

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I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having been going to do that!
you typo'd, I  think, and spelled already "alrady"

 

FMXKWQMT: GIJ GNLWS JNL GQXXQ GQBKI BP GIOX JNL KQX GQBKI Q FXQMW KTQGW RNT INLTF NX OXS?

[Reply #386 on:]

Umm... ok?

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Sinclair: Why would you wanna watch tv when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?

 

BXXH LYEPB E UWFNWLCS EPULRCCWH LYEU AXNQYXCW EP LYW LRZCW.

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good thing I secretly installed this wormhole in the table.

 

NKEMP:  O RLKEM VAOU PMLZPXIC IOVVIC XPW VL JCPZ LYCZ NF ACPM. PEM OV JPU LE UPIC!

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Munda: I found this adorable little bag to wear over my head. And it was on sale!

[Reply #390 on:]

ALE: TA TG SHQYW EDV AYYP HIE XYGGYL, MTW XDJE OHW CHBDLTWYJ WD GMYLY'W ID RMHIRY DA MTS RDSTIF XHRQ HW H UDSXTY.
STPJLYJ: T'S IDG ODLLTYJ HXDVG GMHG.
ALE: GMYI EDV'LY H XLHCYL ODSHI GMHI T.

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Fry: If it makes you feel any better, his body was vaporized so there's no chance of him coming back as a zombie.
Mildred  I'm not worried about that.
Fry: Then you're a braver woman than I.

Good luck with this next one.

 

PAKQAZ: MWLAKQMKV LRZR SK PAKQMKV

I added the characters name.  It should be much easier.  Good luck.

[Reply #392 on:]

Man, that patten seems so distinctive, I don't think I'm going to get it except by recognizing the quote directly, but I've been wracking my brain and can't get it...

[Reply #393 on:]

If no one can get it, I'll put in a hint.

[Reply #394 on:]

Um, yeah, a hint would be appreciated :P

[Reply #395 on:]

 

PAKQAZ: MWLAKQMKV LRZR SK PAKQMKV

I added the characters name.  It should be much easier.  Good luck.

[Reply #396 on:]

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Bender: Impending para un bending!

 

FTJ, RZT NWXR O VTTEXI VTQEK OEAT PONX O ZOWKJ ROWM VTUUGW?

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Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin

ZHCID QLIDYCH'Q ZLBQD!

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Great Shatner's ghost!

"FJ SEVG, ZWU DJ GHYGWXEMW GPGOJMWG GSXG'X, EX FGZWEWKSGXX."

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"My Life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless!" -Bender

 

OGGOS: JG? SRSZU? YCJ? JG? WVVU?