Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #320 on:]

As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, i'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

 

XGB UYWWY HYPZ FEA CGG, JZAGW? XGB DYLZJX QWGU FEA.

NLX, KGW'C XGB LZVGSWEHZ AZ?

[HMBEWCEWS] FZLAZH?

Names omitted on this one.

TOTPD (my first ever!) /dance

[Reply #321 on:]

YOU WANNA SAVE HIM TOO, LEMON? YOU BARELY KNOW HIM.

FRY, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?

[SQUINTING] HERMES?

GVNG DNK N GVEJKNCR XHNMK NIE. CED DH IEG KHBHC.

[Reply #322 on:]

That was a thousand years ago.  Now we got seven.

HTLI?  WXQAN QJT SXL'G TLBNPZGXLB GFEZ, ATG E'UN CELXVVQ CJTLB OFXG E LNNB GJ AN FXMMQ XLB EG'Z LJG CPENLBZ, EG'Z GFELDZ.

(ZXBVQ) E'W X GFELD.

[Reply #323 on:]

[Fry] Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but i've finally found what i need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

[Bender] (Sadly) I'm a thing.

LIYCLAIZ: LUB, REKB NUQC'L WRLJCBUTIY, LE U'YY IFFBCLL JWUL JE REK. JWUL ESCZ UL YUXWJZUZX QILJ. UJ JIMCL EZYR QUSC WEKBL JE TEEM I BEILJ.

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Don't forget the link!
Use this handy program to encode your own quote in seconds!

[Reply #324 on:]

Salesman: Sir, your wife's hysterical, so i'll address this to you. This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast.

 

AV, HYZLCOOZY, KYC EC CSCP KTTZECN FP WVC LZYGFNNCP XZPC?

EVR, ZL MZAYOC!  FW'O DAOW K PKUC!  TFQC WVC NCKWV XZPC ZY WVC XZPC ZL PZ YCWAYP.  KTT WVC XZPCO VKSC PKUCO TFQC WVKW FP WVC IKTKJR ZL WCYYZY!

I'm plowing through these crpytograms.. if only I didn't have so much time at school.

[Reply #325 on:]

heh, Leandro almost always beats me to posting the link to my script! 

Uh, professor, are we even allowed in the forbidden zone?

why, of course! It's just a name! like the death zone or the zone of
no return. all the zones have names like that in the galaxy of
terror!

 

LVV ... AF'C U RZZY CFUEF. ML, JXUL, AF'C YXBADAFXNJ SAR UNEARLF. A OMCF HZDYXE AB AF'C FZZ SAR, J'TDZH? A VXUD, UEX IXZINX RZDDU SX EXVXVSXEADR VX ZE FLX CFUFMX?

[Reply #326 on:]

Hmm... It's a good start. Uh, yeah, it's definitely big alright. I must wonder if it's too big, y'know? I mean, are people gonna be remembering me or the statue?

[Reply #327 on:]

SXS: RWCN CI, KXXVGE KQPRNGE! ZN'R NZSG NWG NWEGG XA CR WPT P NPQB.

[Reply #328 on:]

mom: shut up, booger blaster! it's time the three of us had a talk.

 

YOHK: SYFF QPUZL P TGL DI KHO BKO K IPYXY GQ LGKZL. LBYH P MUDZBYO RN LYYLB. LBYH P SYHL LG LBY ZLGUY LG MDN ZGRY QPZB. LBYH...

[Reply #329 on:]

Edna: Well first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish. Then...

Grr...Gopher posted the previous answer seconds before I was able to.

 

REH: RFEKWR JEAX! U'Y ONKKE DCFR YQ YNMZR NK TZG. [TZ VUOOHZR TUR TUDR EF HZZHE EKW TNNFR.] VTNER!

[Reply #330 on:]

sal: stands back! I'm gonna puts my moves on her. [he wiggles his
hips at Leela and hoots.] Whoas!

 

CK, USQZMC UZXV VZCGPJ GMRSDVI WMVVC. QJ DZEV AGPP OGMI YUGC GMOKDQZYGKM XVDJ SCVOSP GMIVVI.

[Reply #331 on:]

SO, HUMANS HAVE EASILY INJURED KNEES. MY RACE WILL FIND THIS INFORMATION VERY USEFUL INDEED

SBZZUWT XBMU FRJKR XVT. BW PVZUJ WUET ZLU OBZN RI WUE WUE NRJS BT YRRFUY. KPVFU JUTZT EBZL SWREW LGFVW CJRIUTTRJ LGKUJZ IVJWTERJZL VWY LBT ZBWN BWIUJBRJ KJVBW

[Reply #332 on:]

Kittens give Morbo gas. In later news the city of new new york is doomed. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny inferior brain.

I'm pretty certain it's "lighter" news, not "later".

[Reply #333 on:]

"B'LV PWRUVM ZJEZ POBMQ UBQ'H MRHV OBUV ZVM ZBXVH EMQ BZ QRVHM'Z XEUV EMF QBGGVWVMNV."

[Reply #334 on:]

PaulM's quote wasn't very fair.  The least he could do was seperate each person's quote in different lines. Anyway, now on to Leandro's quote...

[Reply #335 on:]

Um, it IS one person saying it. Morbo, on TV, on the episode 'A Giant Ball of Garbage'.

[Reply #336 on:]

My mistake.  I didn't even read the whole spoiler, so I thought the second sentence was a Linda quote.

Edit:

I've broken that blind kid's nose like ten times and it doesn't make any difference.

That one was freakin' hard!
 

UZ! ZP, APJD'XJ AZXBJUAFUC BJ YFAP TE-AJBEZ LFUCFUC KUH HKUQFUC.

[Reply #337 on:]

No! Oh, they're tormenting me with up-tempo singing and dancing.

 

IQG H'U QJJ ZQ TQUB VXKYHZF MT JQY SIQVSBC-NR ZBBIKLB TWNZT.

[Reply #338 on:]

(Bender) No! Oh, they're tormenting me with up-tempo singing and dancing.

[Reply #339 on:]

beatcha! 

[Reply #340 on:]

Dammit! You beat me!

No matter... let's see what you posted...

Hmmm...

Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts

Mom's line from 'A Fishful of Dollars'

So, with that out of the way...

WUH'NM SNW'L NMOYJXAM. VU WUH QYAM YIW XVMY QUK QM RUJ LU GNYCW?

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[Reply #341 on:]

You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?

 

FWTGBW WRAGHQMR: MZ, E'BB ZWOG W JZGGQG FEKKW WRA W BWHPG ... VZ ... BERG?

[Reply #342 on:]

Pamela Anderson: Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza and a large ... uh ... line?

 

QIYT KWTXUMG: XMM NWL IQGYF VYVUMMTUP, VWFDX!

[Reply #343 on:]

PAIN MONSTER: SEE YOU APRIL FIFTEENTH, FOLKS!

XA AXHGV QXXC! WAG WZFKON! KW NZVN AGOG WAZW WAG JZJKGN QXNG WAGKO FVMZEZ QKCG LXZW ZPWGO WAGKO PKONW VGZO. KNH'W WAZW KHWGOGNWKHR AXHGV?

[Reply #344 on:]

Oh honey look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting honey?

 

KPS, GKS QMP IKBYP HXAY RBNNBGXJD SBV?  AB SBV KQTP FQJAS YIVFH IB SBVM QYY?

[Reply #345 on:]

Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

 

UVI. PU OCBVMR'F DNSFBM'F DLFVYNCGVC FLY NMV NMDV. BZ'F L YBRVJU-AVJBVKVR OLDZ.

[Reply #346 on:]

Yep. My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one once. It's a widely-believed fact.

  -- Ouch nasty one, spent ages on the last letter of the first word, before it hit.

AW F NFH UKAVQ "PCAN ANW'P F SFY, AP'N F TZYHQY."
AW F VCQQYD UKAVQ "PCAN ANW'P F SFY, AP'N F TKAHFC."
ACFSL

[Reply #347 on:]

in a sad voice "this isn't a war, it's a murder."
in a cheery voice "this isn't a war, it's a moidah."
ihawk

 

NK RNWZUJ G XN! LGCKNNS'U EH PJZN. CZNFGTC WV, PJ FBU SPJ RJMJLZGSH G ENUS GXJTSGKGJX FGSP.

[Reply #348 on:]

OF COURSE I DO! BIGFOOT'S MY HERO. GROWING UP, HE WAS THE CELEBRITY I MOST IDENTIFIED WITH.

NDTIQBPCB VYUDCL HBFY

[Reply #349 on:]

uhm... I haven't even tried it, but that looks a bit unreasnable, paul. 3 words?

[Reply #350 on:]

Well, since it's only 3 words, it's obvious it's not going to be something a character said, because it's too generic. So, it has to be a slogan of something. And so:

Knowledge Brings Fear

Fear me 

UZS KTHHT EQAJL ZSO OZ LSQZNT? KL FZSWE ITJL T NAFHAF THE XNAO KTOLQDLWZH XLLEX TO YSNAOLQ.

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[Reply #351 on:]

That one seemed almost impossible to me.  I tried it, deduced what I could, but came up with nothing.  I say, Gratz to Leandro!  /applaud.

Edit:

You wanna drive out to Europa? We could have a picnic and spit watermelon seeds at Jupiter.

I had time to kill in class today, so I hand encrypted this next one...enjoy!

 

WFQJZQ ANI'C ZCNW WFJPBIT HEP, B XJIIJ VQJE VNM BC QIAZ.

[Reply #352 on:]

Please don't stop playing, Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.

FJSJAIJG? A ZBECLBZ UEC TKXK QESK YAGOJ ECZKX-QVJIK VEZJZE SJG.

[Reply #353 on:]

this one was a bit tricky..
fry:Jamaican? I thought you were some kinda outer-space potato man.

 

DYJ, TO VYKPY DVY CP AV NPA XBIJ ZA CZWTCBC PDDTFTPOFJ, T OPPK Z NTYQ ETAM Z XTN DVBY-MBOKYPK AVO XVVAJ.

[Reply #354 on:]

"Bender: Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big 400-ton booty."

This one was CREEPY... I just looked at the first three letters, and thought 'Fry,' with Bender's voice... then thought of the quote... and saw that it fit just fine with the structure of the crypted word O.o

UDDUN: CDV, OCDJD'T VWF PDL LCHB MWFMC NXT LCNL LY BDL NXT NUU LCHB BLFII?
NUSNANJ: LCDV ODJD PHYHXP HL NONV WX LCD BLJDDL MWJXDJ. ZFBL UHSD VWF, UDDUN!

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[Reply #355 on:]

Leela: Hey, where'd you get this couch and that TV set and all this stuff?

Alkazar: They were giving it away on the street corner. Just like you, Leela!

QYR: UYOIF WDLMW WHVOZZH. WKGL WH ULW HMM HQY MOW ZHS OCCLC OIF YKFL!

[Reply #356 on:]

url: grand theft tobacco. time to get off our fat cop asses and ride!

 

IDZFY VXFJXD: C AG PEGH FG ZIIV. AY OFBH, AG QXHHXD. AG HSI TIDX HRFY L.

Behold my mighty cryptoquote, and despair!
[edit] I think this one is the most evil I've posted since "whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!" so if nobody gets it in 24 hrs I'll post a hint.[/edit]

[Reply #357 on:]

I demand a hint of some sort.  I don't know where to begin with a sentence ending with a single letter.

Clearly it's not going to end with an 'I' or an 'A'.  And since the english language has no other 1 lettered words that I've ever heard of, I was just stuck.

[Reply #358 on:]

This WAS the most evil thing I'd posted since "Whimmy-Wham-Wham-Wozzle!" and it's been ALMOST 24 hours, so here's the quote + the next line re-encrypted.

 

GNRVY ZLVQLN: A FW TSWJ VW RGGZ. FY PVKJ, FW CLJJLN. FW JDG XGNL JMVY H.

PNU: MXX, F KVY WLL DMLNL JMVJ DGSQZ CL VY VZEVYJVRL. ZG UGS JVIL KVWM?

[edit]
And a random note, a few more posts and my first thread will reach 10 pages, halfway to getting cycled into a new thread. Well, I call it my first thread, technically it's my 3rd, since my first 2 attempts to create this thread were closed by mods before I convinced them that 1) this had not been done already, and 2) there are people besides me nerdy enough to enjoy it.

[Reply #359 on:]

Sorry I didn't check yesterday. I would have liked giving it a go while it was still hard   

Organ Dealer: Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X.
Fry: Hmm, I can see where that would be an  advantage. Do you take cash?

KCP: GMP, S IQD'U VMM PQZ RXTDDSDH KQC PQZC QXI THM.
LMDIMC: S HQU RXTDV. S'N HQDDT UZCD NP QD/QKK VFSUBG UQ "QKK".