Game: Decrypt this!

[#280 :]

Shee, I saw this one yesterday and didn't bother with it because I saw two P'Js and assumed everybody was going to get it because of the I'Ms. Then I come here today and it's still there :P

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing. (Calculon)

New one:

GDOED: WIGZKW HDO FCGZK FDOK XQ JOIZB, WCI, XK YZOB, BD BXBXPPZBXKJ QVIKIQ HODG WIYOZUIW ZPXIK BU YODJOZGGIQ "BDD HXPBFN" HDO IZOBF EODZWVZQB. PIB'Q MZBVF.

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[#281 :]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
heheheh. The name was from the script, I don't think they ever said it in the series, but I included it since every letter in the name WAS included in the rest of the quote   

They did say it once, in Godfellas.  Fry went to visit him and he told Fry they could join together in prayer to help find Bender.

[#282 :]

This one gave me a lot of trouble! Darn you and your english spelling of "Programmes" I was on the right track at first and backed up because I thought I'd done something wrong....

morbo: demand for human horn is great, due, in part, to titillating
scenes from depraved alien tv programmes "too filthy" for earth
broadcast. let's watch.

 

NU ZBQ WQOV BQR VMVWZ FQZ SNRJ Y ONCYWG RBPFQV BW Y OBS N.X. BW YP VADOBINMV MNBOVPR RVEDVW, BU TBQWIV ZBQ'WV FBPPY LV OBPVOZ.

[#283 :]

What's it with lazy people not getting those fast enough? :P

If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. Or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.

[#284 :]

"LD KFYD KQGM VGA VED UDKDZEVODA SQQSDEN." -- GFZZKDE

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[#285 :]

"we live long and are celebrated poopers." -- nibbler

QEP, NQ AJJ CID QEUDVWH U'GD IAW... PNL'ED CID QUEHC. - ODVWDE

[#286 :]

Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first. - Bender

The letter 'A' was not encoded.

[#287 :]

"RYKW BW NFUC BE JFXLT! MJWTW MJYXRT FIW FZGFET MPVUJYXR BW YX AZFUWT!" - IPNPM LWKYZ

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[#288 :]

You're right. I used the program and forgot to check. I'm working on yours now

[#289 :]

"give me back my hands! these things are always touching me in places!" - robot devil

 

"...LCI AFLA'Y FDK P UDA QT CVK YFVWW. PA WDDGY SZYA WPGV AFV YFVWW P AFMVK DZA TVYAVMILT, LCI P XDZCI PA PC AFV YLQV IZQOYAVM, NZA AFPY DCV FLI L WPJV MLHDDC PCYPIV." - IM. BDPINVMU

[#290 :]

"...and that's how I got my new shell. it looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside." - dr. zoidberg

 

IGLVGXJF LGFGJMN: AMK, ZWB ARWN ZROA KBGAMO RF LMKKGJM. GFO BYGB LMKKGJM XK, "SRRQ GB LA KYXFA FME ZROA". BYM NRZRBK GBM XB WV. ARW'PM JRB NMGS IYGNXKLG CNRL BYM FMIQ OREF.

[#291 :]

"...And that's how i got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside." - Dr. Zoidberg

[#292 :]

Sorry, Leandro, you forgot to refresh and I beat you by 3 minutes. 

[#293 :]

Okay then:

Campaign manager: Yes, but your body stayed on message. And that message is, "Look at my shiny new body". The robots ate it up. You've got real charisma from the neck down.

[#294 :]

"IBWIGB WZ BOCLE... WE, LEOL EXIIXB'A ALOCLXJU LW SXYS XJ. TB'FB OGG GBOCJBV O FOGROPGB GBAAWJ LWVOK. X CBOGXAB JWT LEOL... VRVB! DK EOJV OCB ERUB! LEBK YOJ LWRYE OJKLEXJU PRL LEBDABGFBA..." -GCCC

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[#295 :]

here's your's solved anyway...

"people of earth... oh, that hippie's starting to kick in. we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realize now that... dude! my hands are huge! they can touch anything but themselves..." -lrrr

[#296 :]

lmfao! Ok. I guess it's my turn again?

 

XYK: RBZEQZ, FY. ISAUI. DZ'YZ ERRZEBSIP CU KUTY QZIQZ UX NZOZIOK.

[#297 :]

Fry: Please, Mr. Nixon. We're appealing to your sense of decency.

JZZJP: ILZ KLAQ'K UAYZS ZYVZQI UMG ILZ VFQ LMJSZG PXS A KLMFJS LPNZ ILPI MQZGPIAMXPJ HAILAX IZX LMFGK.

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[#298 :]

Leela: the ship's fixed except for the cup holder and i should have that operational within ten hours.

 

LZSWS Z'CJHGS: RHEQGS, IWR, H YWX VWOG RZEQ YX UJGWMHEVRX RZSB RGBE HS QVG TWJ ZU QTGSQX-QTGROG, CNQ H'OG EQHRR BZQ EZYGQVHSB XZN'RR SGOGJ VWOG: W EZNR! ... WSF UJGLMRGE!

[edit: re-encoded. If somebody copied the first version before I changed it... it'll be easier for you.

[#299 :]

Conan O'brien: Listen, pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the war of twenty-twelve, but I've still got something you'll never have: A soul! ... And freckles!

I'm certain that he says "two thousand twelve" in the episode, though.

[#300 :]

CTTT: XRUM SDWSPBX DN "OFY" SDWNFMPM QWE UWNFTUQXPM FM!

[#301 :]

oh, sorry bout that. I originaly cut'n'pasted it from the script which has "2012" then I went back and changed it quickly.

[#302 :]

Lrrr: "This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!"

Guessed that one just from the name and the formatting  Lrrr doesn't have that many lines

 

SRFVEQF LSTQHHGY'L TGFE: CGFT, KVU QU ZFL TWREQIM NG KFSP. CWV PIWZ, Q AVLU EQE UTG SWDGY WH UTG LJWYUL QRRVLUYFUGE LZQNSFJ QLLVG.

[#303 :]

Claudia Schiffer's head: Yeah, but it was holding me back. You know, I just did the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimcap issue.

[#304 :]

RXZZK RXE: FSRGP! FSRGP! WGFPRFYR IAFGP ID PCC RXEF YVNOY!

[#305 :]

Tinny Tim: Extra!  Extra!  Greatest opera of all time sucks!

 

RLWKLM: JFPL FW, SO'G CZGO ESBL PTBSWN EFDL.  X'BWFI: ELHO, KFIW, MFOTOL GSYOX-OIF KLNMLLG, LWNTNL MFOFM.

TPX: S BWFI VFI OF PTBL EFDL!

[#306 :]

Bender: Come on, it's just like making love.  Y'know: left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!

 

MXA ETPXMI GUA: TM HQL WCLM Q EQMMAS GV DUGHTUP MXA LARSAM GV QOO MN LXGHL: QM MXA AUK GV MXA AZTLGKA, ANASIMXTUP'L QOHQIL STPXM JQRD MG UGSEQO.

[#307 :]

The Mighty One: It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: At the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal.

[#308 :]

BTG. MTK: Y'DD CZUZT MXTHZI ILZ JVK ELYDYE JYGVEEZVTZJ. SYGAXCGYC SXC ILZ TXGZ RXSD, GZUZCIZZC-CYCZ!

[#309 :]

Mrs. Fry: I'll never forget the day Philip disappeared. Wisconsin won the rose bowl, seventeen-nine!

 

NCB, PV RDQV D HCDWV WK YVLJQVC.

PVLL LVW'U ZFUW YFXG JW JT WRV UVPVC DTY UDB PV YVLJQVCVY JW.

WKK XFHR PKCM. LVW'U PV EFCT JW DTY *UDB* PV YFXGVY JW JT WRV UVPVC.

I left the names out because it would be to easy if I didn't

[#310 :]

I wasn't making any progress the first time, came back and managed  to get it. The contraction threw me, I completely forgot about "let's" and had decided it was just a posessive. Fortunately it DID end in "'s"
Leela: "Fry, we have a crate to deliver."
Fry: "Well lets just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it."
Bender: "Too much work. Lets burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."
though I thought the original line was river, not sewer? not sure tho

 

CWOMW: [WE KT] ZBB UXCZEF ZOP TPOCSE SE KUP PAPF WG CWOMW

[#311 :]

You got it.
And in the series it was sewer. I'm sure of it.
Unfortunatly I can't solve yours because I don't have enough time for it. If it's still unsolved tomorowmorning (GMT+1)I'll give it a go.

[#312 :]

Morbo: [on tv] All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.

 

GUTIUE: YJRYUTRXRB JST LUEQ LTJZVUI: EJIUZJMP'E ZUUR VUCDXRB OJJM CTJSRM CRM XQ'E CQQTCYQXRB JKVE.  CRM X, OJT JRU, CI BUQQXRB QXTUM JO YVUCRXRB QGJEU JKV QTCLE. [C QTCL ERCLE CRM CR JKV GJJQE.]

[#313 :]

Hermes: Concerning our pest problem: Somebody's been leaving food around and it's attracting owls. And I, for one, am getting tired of cleaning those owl traps. [A trap snaps and an owl hoots.]

[#314 :]

LYZ: ZBO MBUUT USXX JS: ZBO'YS HBU TIUOTXXZ TUUYTIUSW UB ITXIOXBH, YFMAU? THW FL ZBO TYS, WBH'U USXX JS. TYS ZBO?

[#315 :]

Fry: You gotta tell me: you're not actually attracted to Calculon, right? And if you are, don't tell me. Are you?

 

FJ'AJ KBVL GV ONNR GV GDM NP LZNVJ NLZJA UAJFV MNB VJDL LN LZJEA RJGLZV.  FZGL'V LZJ SEVVEND? - XJJXG

[#316 :]

We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission? - Leela

[#317 :]

FKKFD: WEH, GFKDOK REH RP JZVKEORDZV: HPJ'EK D XDZ, B'X D IPXDZ. IK'EK MJOR RPP VBWWKEKZR.

[#318 :]

Leela: Fry, please try to understand: you're a man, I'm a woman.  We're just too different.
 

PMB: JVH ESDE U'O IUJKZQ, U'ZZ DEEMDXE DZZ IVMEI VP HVOQJ!

DOB: HUES OB FVGB U ESUJA BVC OUKSE VJZB DEEMDXE VJQ IVME VP HVODJ.

PMB: (SDNNB) VS! (GUIDNNVUJEQG) VS!

[#319 :]

FRY: NOW THAT I'M SINGLE, I'LL ATTRACT ALL SORTS OF WOMEN!

AMY: WITH MY BODY I THINK YOU MIGHT ONLY ATTRACT ONE SORT OF WOMAN.

FRY: (HAPPY) OH! (DISAPPOINTED) OH!

"WV W MFKHBFAWK, S ATVH NWUK QIT, SO QIT VI ATRE WV MBWKRF WH WKIHEFU NIAWK, S'BB JF IYFU BFFBW BSCF W OBQ IK W XSBF IO YFUQ VFZTRHSYF AWKTUF."