EDIT: Rude response deleted.
A noob is, basically, someone who is new at something and embarasses himself by not knowing the rules. This applies to you and the idea of posting on a message board. You are also refusing to listen to the advice and rules being given to you; instead, you whine that people are being mean to you and keep opening these goddamn pointless topics.
Here is where you'll find how not to be made fun of. Please, take the time to familiarize yourself with our rules and guidelines.
And please,
please, for all our sakes, learn to type properly.