Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #680 on:]

lol, nice LayZ

Hermes:Amy I thought i told you to watch Fry while he lit the candles! You should have known what he'd do!

Amy: I was watching him... first he light the floor on fire... then screamed when he burnt his foot.

Hermes:You expect me to believe that stupid story?

Fry: (Hopping Past) Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow.

Hermes: Somebody tie him up...

[Reply #681 on:]

Mas Rarraf takes this one.

[Reply #682 on:]

Prof: Care to say a few words?
Fry:He's dead
Prof: OH, LORDY LOU! who will do this now?
Bender: I'll do it, me, DR.Bender NYE, if nessersary. Ok, i quit

[Reply #683 on:]

Now Zoidberg is the popular one.

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Fry: (off screen) Jack be nimble jack be quick Jack jump over the candle stick. Oh crap who put that candle stick there and why is fire so hot.

Hermes:My romantic candle lit dinner with Labarbra ruined!!!

Amy:It's okay hermes it still looks...good.

oh oops some one already won ignore this sorry people 

[Reply #685 on:]

Hermes: Damn Amy, my lighter isn't your property, its for smoking my cigars and several things which look like cigars (cough), now look what has happened to Planet Express!

Amy:... But I wanted the new singed dou look for my hair again,... I can't help it globviously if Zoidberg took it from me and used it to cook his pair of boots...

Zoidberg: A feast is a feast... so stop yelling at me! uhuhuhuhuhhh..

[Reply #686 on:]

Oh futz said i got it....

i guess its my turn...

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Leela: Professor, did Fry know you were going to do this?

Professor: No, I didn't want to wake him up.

Bender: I'd say about this much gunpowder will do.

Hermes: Then we have a cannon and delivery boy for the price of one.

Amy: That should wake him up.

[Reply #688 on:]

Professor: Now to add the laser cannon and all will be well.

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Hermes(thinking): I wonder if I could use Fry as a bong now?

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Fry: ...My tummy hurts...

Bender: Wow, I never new you would be able to withstand that drainage explosion Fry, shows me what I don't know about humans....

Leela: Humans can't usually survive from such torture, Bender???

Hermes: What are you talking about Leela? Us humans can all survive Zoidberg's terrible terrible smell! Uhhuhhuh...

Zoidberg (Off Screen): Ohhhhhhhh
 

[Reply #691 on:]

Everybody dies! (Except Xanfor)(And Leela)

Signed, Intendant Commander Xanfor

[Reply #692 on:]

lol, futz's made me laugh. Dave B's and LayZ's made me smile. The Decapodians made me think, and Xanfor made me frown.

Enough about me, futz its your turn!

[Reply #693 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mas Rarraf:
lol, futz's made me laugh. Dave B's and LayZ's made me smile. The Decapodians made me think, and Xanfor made me frown.

Enough about me, futz its your turn!

I'm glad I made you smile mas  Thanks a lot

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Bender: What did I say?
Fry: I guess Leela can't take a complement.
Leela: "That suit makes your butt look big" is NOT a complement.

[Reply #696 on:]

Bender: "come on cap'n, can I keep em'?  please?"
Leela: "No."
Bender: "Please? they're not causing any trouble in there."
Leela: "No."
Bender: "Pretty please with sugar on top?"
Leela: "No!  Now pry those poor kids out of that console or you'll be de-scuffing your face for a week and a half!"
Bender: "Aww man...  I can't believe you caught me."
Fry: "Yeah well, who knew little kids could scream so loud?"

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Bender: Awkward...
Fry: Come on, Bender, you can tell Leela...
Bender: No I can't!
*CLANG*
Bender: Ok, Ok, I can!
Fry: Really?
Bender: NO!

Signed, Intendant Commander Xanfor

P.S. I'd like to apologize to everyone for my previous post. I thought it would be funny. But obviously it wasn't. Now I know.

[Reply #698 on:]

Bender: I don't know why the ship is so upset? Doesn't she understand I was just using her for my own personal needs.
Fry: Yeah, women get so emotional all the time. I think it has something to do with their emotions or something.
Leela(thinking): Idiots.

[Reply #699 on:]

Thats ok Xanfor, we all make someone frown sometime... speaking of which:

Fry: "... And those 5 and a half reasons are why its impossible for Robots to Reproduce like humans do."
Leela: "Thats right! If i wake up and find you trying to surjically remove my womb again you'll pay for it with blood."
Fry: "I've also got 5 and a half reasons to prove that robots can't bleed."
Leela: "Well in that case Bender, you'll have to pay with Fry's blood."
Bender: "And thats supposed to make me stop?"

[Reply #700 on:]

Though choice but I'll have to pick soylentOrange.

[Reply #701 on:]

I agree. Although Mas Rarraf's was pretty good too.

Signed, Intendant Commander Xanfor

[Reply #702 on:]

or soylentcola.

Ignore if crap   

[Reply #703 on:]

The Decapodian was the runner up choice in my view. Sort of a choice between reality and the absurd, of course I had to lean toward the absurd. Both fit the grab well and neither was so complicated that the author starts to explain what he was trying to say half way through the caption. "And if you look at this diagram I've attempted to insert humor here, and here".

And both were funny.

[Reply #704 on:]

i dunno, i though Mas Rarraf's was better than mine.  Oh well 

[Reply #705 on:]

Bender: Leela! What are you doing using those wine glasses as weights?

Leela: Well I gotta get warmed up for meeting Kirk, he's sure to say something again...

Bender: Just give him some of this food on offer, that should make him drop!

Fry: Mmm mm...., uhhh, oh I mean pff pfff pff (Spits food out)

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Bender: Hey! That's not how I act!

Leela: Batta do, bam bam, badda de, bam bam...

Bender: Fry make her stop!

Leela: Bite my big round ass! Ooo...urp! Look out kids I'm gonna be sick.

Fry: Leela's a lot more fun after 6 martinis.

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Bender: Come on Leela, thats not fair. You can look down at your own cleavage, but when Fry looks, you super glue his eyes shut.

[Reply #708 on:]

 

Originally posted by LayZ341:
Bender: Come on Leela, thats not fair. You can look down at your own cleavage, but when Fry looks, you super glue his eyes shut.

Hahaha brilliant lol well done LayZ

[Reply #709 on:]

Leela: "And when I walked in there was a mountain of glasses, stacked just like this..."
Bender: "I already told you Leela, I don't care about your trip to the bathroom, I just want my martini glasses back!"
Fry: "Let her finish, its about to get good."

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great one LayZ! you're up

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[Reply #712 on:]

Bender: Oh my God! It's a Peeler! Push the button, push the button!

Leela: Look out, he's going to get technical!

Fry: Hide me!

[Reply #713 on:]

Mine is, as always, notoriously long (of course).

Leela: Oh my gosh, its so hot in here! I better turn down the heat!

Bender: Maybe its so hot because you made us wear these stupid outfits, Zoidberg.

Zoidberg: [off camera] I like them!

Leela: Fry, Bender, its hot, not cold--stop huddling together for warmth!

Fry: Uh, right. Yeah... huddling. For warmth. Sorry.

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Bender: "Hurry Leela! Close the doors!"
Leela: "I'm trying I'm trying!"
Elevator Doors Shut
Fry: "Thank god, now they'll never get us."
Leela: "I can't believe they tried to steal our wallets and our souls!"
Bender: "This is the last time i come to a Fox studio!"

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Bender: For the love of your god, close the doors!

(Doors close with a pounding thump following)

Leela: Phew... Bender why did you put us in this danger!

Fry: Yeah Bender, we come with you to Neptune so you can give us a new type of meal, dispite Leela's nagging

Leela: Heyy you were nagging to

Fry: This isn't about who was not nagging Leela...

Leela: Uhhhhh (eyes roll), back on subject, Bender what made you do such a thing...

Bender: Well..., how was I supposed to know that you weren't supposed to cook Ice sasquatches alive!...

[Reply #716 on:]

Go futz, its your turn.

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[Reply #718 on:]

Fry: I don't think I wanna do this anymore.

Bender: Me too.

Leela: You wont like it until you try it. So Fry, come grab a whip and start Bender up while I get into my gimp outfit. Also, the safety word is "More!"

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Bender: "And thats when the robot mafia stuck me up here."
Leela: "So why did you want my help?"
Fry: "I'm not allowed to use power tools."
Bender: "Not in this house, i only just finished cleaning the sink from last time."
Leela: "What happened last time?"
Bender: "You don't wanna know."
Fry: "I thought it would all just wash awa.."
Bender: "Shut up!"
Leela: "Should be in here somewhere..."
Bender: "What are you talking about Leela? The Drill is next to you."
Leela: "I know that, i'm looking for my spray can, I'm gonna have some fun before I let you down..."