Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #600 on:]

Zapp: Kif, What did the hand say to the face?
Kif: *sigh* What?
Zapp: SACKTAP!!!
*WHACK!*
Zapp, Fry, Bender: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kif: I dont even have balls you idiot!

[Reply #601 on:]

Zapp: And then I said, "That's great, honey, but you haven't finished making my sandwich!"
[Fry and Bender double over with laughter]
Kif: You're going to get us killed, Captain.
Bender: Lighten up, dork.  Go watch Lifetime with your neanderthal friends over there.

[Reply #602 on:]

ZAPP: And to think...Kif doesn't even have a family to say goodbye to when we all die a horrible death...ahahaha!

KIF: *sigh*

[Reply #603 on:]

Futz actually had me laughing like they were in the grab, so he wins.

[Reply #604 on:]

[Reply #605 on:]

Zoidberg: Ooh a Party! Can I come?

Leela: As long as you don't take a bath in the punch bowl again.

Zoidberg and Fry: Awwwww

Or...

Bender: I'll never understand you humans and your parties for celebrating. Why not just get drunk?

Fry: Why not indeed.

[Reply #606 on:]

Bender: It seems im wanted as a party pooper
Leela: That was my job
Fry: I wanted to poop out a party

[Reply #607 on:]

Zoidberg: Whats this, an invitation to free food?
Bender: Its for a robo-bar-mitzvah, where a little robot gets upgraded into a bigger robot.
Fry: Can we come?
Bender: Lets ask. [To the Card] Can my friends come?
Card: Bender and Four Guests.
Bender: So me, Fry, Leela, Amy and Zoidberg I guess.
Zoidberg: You're inviting me to a gathering with free food? I'm honored my metal friend.
Bender: There won't be any food, its a  ROBOT party.
Leela: What WILL be there then?
Bender: Robot fuel.
Amy: Alcohol? Count us in.
Zoidberg: [wails] If only alcohol didn't bring me out in a rash, I would be going out with friends.

[Reply #608 on:]

Zoidberg: Hmm...What is this? A party tonight? How come I didn't know about this?
Leela: Well, the truth is that we like to get together when you're not around. This way we can talk about how annoying you are and laugh at you. Its really quite enjoyable.
Zoidberg: Awww.
Fry: Now it won't be as fun, since he knows about it. Bender, why did you let him see the invitation??
Bender: Because I thought this would be funnier. HAHAHAHA!!

[Reply #609 on:]

ZOIDBERG: And on the inside it would appear to say "just kidding".

FRY: Damn.

[Reply #610 on:]

Zoidberg: Free food?
Bender: *whispering to Fry* I'll heat up some hot water, and when my fingers come to three, you grab him, and we'll serve him at the party.

Zoiderg: What was that?
Bender: *quickly* Nothing.

(P.S. Hi, I'm Hearty_Femgurl, happy to be here at PEEL as a noobie.)

[Reply #611 on:]

Welcome to PEEL. If you haven't already, you might wanta check the faq.

Either that or the help threads in here

Its not exactly light reading, but it will keep you out of trouble.

[Reply #612 on:]

Zoid: A party you say?  I'll have to dig out my formal sandels i will.

Bender:  It says only hard skinned beings allowed.

Fry/Leela:  Damn

Amy:  I've had 96 boyfriends breakup with me, thats got to count!

[Reply #613 on:]

Bender: Apparantly the Robot Mafia are throwing a surprise party for me down at the waterfront. In honour of the 100,00 loan that I forgot to pay off last week. It says not to bring you guys 'cause you'll already be there, and there'll be free booze. I'm in!
Leela: Hmmm. There's something odd about this.
Fry: I'll say. The party district is over on fourth and Madison.
Zoidberg: As your doctor, I insist upon accompanying you!
Bender: As a complete and utter bastard, I insist you go in my place!
Leela: Now there's a great idea!

[Reply #614 on:]

I'll have to pick anonymoose and his conversational greeting card.

[Reply #615 on:]

[Reply #616 on:]

Bender: Fry, is Leela going to take to the skies like a rocket-powered avenger?
Fry: Nope. I took her out for chili last night.
Zoidberg And from here, it smells delightful...

[Reply #617 on:]

Zoidberg: I don't understand this game. I don't see a red light or a green one.

[Reply #618 on:]

Zoidy: What's with Leela acting so strange?

Fry: If she drinks too much she thinks she's a mime.

Bender: Mimes! Where!?!

[Reply #619 on:]

Leela: Time to show you guys how to really do the robot!

Fry: We've already seen that Leela.

Zoidberg: Leela, you're doing the wrong dance! Those stiff, sharp movements are more human-like.

Leela: Doctor Zoidberg, have you ever seen Fry? theres nothing stiff or sharp about him.

Bender: Thats what she said! Wooooooooo!

[Reply #620 on:]

Leela: Ok, boys. When Nixon is done with his speech I'm gonna take my jacket and top off and protest.

Fry: Perhaps after you've done that we can go back to my place and...protest.

Zoidberg: Argh, all this protesting!!! Can't we just all just go to Frys place and get naked?

Bender: EEwwwwww!!!

[Reply #621 on:]

Leela: Don't stop me when I get on that ship, chances are Zap's gonna get a beating from me...

Zoidberg: Why with all the anger Leela?

Bender: Well lets just say Zap's been corking the wrong bottle of wine! Ahahahaha

Fry: Oooooooooh...

[Reply #622 on:]

Zoidberg:what r we lookin at
Fry:well the hell if i know
Bender:we r here to watch fry get his butt kicked ... oh crap...i mean..were here to watch someone get his but kicked by by that big obot over there.
Fry:what that one coming over here .
Bender:ummm hold on im goin to the toilet
(bender runs of)
Leela:hold on Robots dont need the toilet.
(the big robot picks fry up and throws him into a building)
Robot:this is for my wife u filthy bum
Leela: BENDER!!!!!!

[Reply #623 on:]

Almost forgot about this thread. H.G. Blob wins, for Zoidbergs "Lets get naked" line.

[Reply #624 on:]

Hooray. Someone else take my go.

[Reply #625 on:]

I'll take it,



Give it your best shot.

[Reply #626 on:]

Leela: Are you sure you're allowed to do this?
Fry: Sure.
Zoidberg: Why does that screen say Decapod 9?
Bender: Firefirefirefirefirefirefiref irefire!

[Reply #627 on:]

Zoid: What is?

Hermes: It's the virtual Galactic Sex Tour.

Leela: No fair! I wanted to go first.

Bender: Neat!

Amy: Why do you need a simulator?

[Reply #628 on:]

Leela: Why are you placing Fry in the child seat?
Sal: We don't want to be responsible if any babies get hurt.
Leela: Fry isn't a baby.
Sal: Or any mentally challenged people.
Leela: But he's not....
Fry: Hehehe.....It tickles.
Leela: Oh nevermind.

[Reply #629 on:]

Well, I think Mas Rarraf said it best:

 

Originally posted by Mas Rarraf:

Give it your best shot.

But I'll try anyway.
Professor: Well Fry, what does it feel like to be Captain for a day.
Fry: Pretty Good Professor.
Bender: You are aware that paying for an amusement ride doesn't count.
Zoidberg: If only I could afford it, think of the respect I could command.
Hermes: Stop daydreaming you idiot and pay more attention to Fry.
Leela: Why are you strapping in him anyway, is this dangerous, should we be strapped in as well?
Sal: Its perfectly harmless, its just tradition that any Captain goes down with the ship. Some people aren't so willing.

[Reply #630 on:]

 

Originally posted by anonymoose:
Well, I think Mas Rarraf said it best:

 But I'll try anyway.

lol, Nice Anonymoose.

I'll wait until another 2 people have a go, then i'll announce the winner.

[Reply #631 on:]

Fry: cool, but i still didn't get teached to fly
Sal: Yes, Youz need too take theze tests first
Leela: But fry knows nothing about...
Ship: Stand-by for take off
Bender: Man, I wish I could do that
Leela: It's not fair that fry learns to--
Fry: But Flying! I could make it in the magazines, or better yet, the front cover!

[Reply #632 on:]

24 hours have elapsed. No winner has been chosen. Therefore, under the rules of the contest, I am assuming command. Like Zapp Brannigan, I shall be a fearless and hardworking commander. So make up a line for this grab whilst I sit around drinking underwear in my beer. Yes, you heard me correctly.

[Reply #633 on:]

totalnerduk do you just sit around waiting for people to not respond and take there go lol?

[Reply #634 on:]

That seems to be the case.

[Reply #635 on:]

Instead of jumping in, why don't you post a quote. Mas said he'd announce a winner when two more people posted quotes, but only BNB has posted one so far.

[Reply #636 on:]

Just 4 the sake of it:
Leela:whats happaning?
Sal:im strapping everyone in
leela:why?
Sal:cuz its  frys turn to pilot the ship
Leela:god help us

[Reply #637 on:]

there now MRS RARRAF whos the winner

[Reply #638 on:]

 

Originally posted by my man-wich!:
totalnerduk do you just sit around waiting for people to not respond and take there go lol?

Read the rules, grilled flatbread. Oh fuck it, I'm bowing out of this thread. Once upon a time, when Dr.T and LayZ visited it, it was fun. Now, the Moron Police have arrived, and they're tearing it apart looking for you guys.

 

Originally posted by anonymoose:
Instead of jumping in, why don't you post a quote. Mas said he'd announce a winner when two more people posted quotes, but only BNB has posted one so far.

I thought you knew the rules? If 24 hours expire and neither a new dub nor a winner has been posted, then a new grab is selected by the first person who cares enough to give the thread CPR in this manner. Now, I no longer care. So feel free to drag this thread to Hell. I hope you'll be very happy together.

[Reply #639 on:]

and now I shall do exactly as tnuk did, because thats what you're SUPPOSED to do.

*yoink*