Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #560 on:]

Garfunkle: I can't put this down, my fly is jammed open and I'm not wearing any underwear.

Cyclon: My fly too is jammed.

[Reply #561 on:]

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[Reply #562 on:]

again, i re-iterate:

why did you join this forum? Dumbarse. with a capital D ?


hmm, this guy sort of reminds me of FAKE YOU. maybe he's the same person....

[Reply #563 on:]

Its been three days, time for a winner.

It goes to audioslave38 for his dig at Garfunkle. Well done.

 

Originally posted by audioslave38:
Cylon: We would like to present this enormous check to you to buy the rights to that manequin you use as a body.
Beck: No can do, dudes.  My career got started with a concert at a manequin store, so it's very special to me.
Bender: You tell 'em, Beck.  He's an artist with dignity, unlike you, Garfunkel.
Garfunkel: Hey... my ancestor was a famous musician so obviously I have the same talent.

[Reply #564 on:]

To: mookie427
Not the same person. See the framegrab thread for my explanaton.

[Reply #565 on:]

Huzzahs are in order.
Next:



I guess I'll choose a winner in 3 days.

[Reply #566 on:]

Amy: "psst! proffesor, we need to talk.  I think there's something wrong with these implants you gave me, I'm starting to turn all brown and crusty."

Professor: "Huahwha? Oh don't worry you big ninny, that'll wear off in a year or two."

Alternatively:
Amy: "Psst professor, I need a new bra!"

Professor.  "No.  No you dont."

[Reply #567 on:]

Amy: Wake up, Professor. My top is gone and I need another one.
Professor: Huh? Oh yes, I will get right on it after my tan.
Amy: Professor, I lost my top and you don't seem to care.
Professor: Amy, I'm over 160 years old.  That expiration date passed a long time ago.

[Reply #568 on:]

Amy: Psst... professor?
Farnsworth: Huwah?
Amy: A little help? All I have are bread buns.
Farnsworth: Oh here, have one of my giant french fries.
Amy: Finally!

[Reply #569 on:]

AMY: Professor the new dd's you made me are decomposing into some kind of brown goo. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
Professer: Have you used any make up today?
Amy: Err... yes but that's not the-
Professer: You look lovely. (Whispers To Zoidberg) I didn't want to tell them that the make up is dissolving her breasts.
Zoidberg: Don't worry. I'm a doctor. AMY! YOUR BREASTS ARE DISSAPPERING! YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A MAN! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE WILL BE REALISED!!! There. Now everything will be just fine.

[Reply #570 on:]

Amy: Did my Norwegian Bun Dance do anything?

Prof: (Adjusts mirror) Not yet.

Amy: Are you sure this is part of the intern job?

Prof: Oh my, yes.

[Reply #571 on:]

Amy: Professor, PROFESSOR!
Professor: Huh Wha?
Amy: Guh! Someone dented my car and it seemed like your car...
Professor: What are you talking about? I can't find my Pants! Shut the hell up!
Amy: I'm taking your car
Professor: Wha?
Fry (in Background): The Grandpa-mobile away OW! wata you do that for?

[Reply #572 on:]

Amy: Proffesor, Professor! I was out in the sun too long and look what happened!!!

[Reveals deeply tanned breasts]

Professor: Ohhhhhh myyy!

Amy: You've got to do something Professor I can't stay looking like this.....!

Professor: Your already doing something for me.... oh my...., geez oh man...

[Reply #573 on:]

Amy: psst, Professor, my buns are burning. Give me the mayonaisse.
Professor: Huhwah!
Amy: Professor that's the tanning butter!

[Reply #574 on:]

Amy: Professor!
Professor: Huhwah!
Amy: The coconuts are dissolving my breasts!
Professor: Yes that does tend to happen.

[Reply #575 on:]

Alright it's been 3 days.
And the winner is...
futz! (with LayZ coming in at a close 2nd)

[Reply #576 on:]

[Reply #577 on:]

Leela: Bender, Napoleon controlled an army. You read that book wrong.
Bender: I don't know... I did manage to slap Fry around pretty good with it... 

[Reply #578 on:]

Fry: I can't take it anymore, he's gonna drive me crazy!
Leela: Bender, stop pretending to be Napoleon, its scaring Fry
Bender: Who's pretending meatbag?
Fry: No, it's Jim! He keeps setting me on fire!
Leela: Who's Jim?
Bender: Oh, he's on the table. Jim downloaded into his arm just before he spontaneously combusted. Now he thinks he's the Robot Spirit of Fire. Its what every robot fears becoming.
Professor: We'll have you out of here in no time Fry!
Jim (arm on table): Fire! Fire! Burn!
[Fry screams]
Professor:[to Amy and Hermes] Poor crazy Fry.

[Reply #579 on:]

Fry: Come on guys, I need your help. I hate this place, I would give a arm and a leg to get out of here.
Bender: Thats what the last guy said. He meant it too, this is his arm and I have his leg around here somewhere.
Leela: Why do you have his arm and his leg?
Bender: He said he would give his arm and leg to get out, so I help him. I carried him to the gate and tossed him over. Then the guards caught him, beat him, and brought him back. Haven't seen him since.
Leela: So what was the point of all that?
Bender: It was all part of Napoleon's strategy.
Amy: How is that a strategy?
Bender: DO NOT QUESTION NAPOLEON!!

[Reply #580 on:]

Fry: Listen you have to get me out of here. Look I'm shaking.
Bender: Now back in the war if you were shaking we would...
All(except Bender): Shut up!

[Reply #581 on:]

Bender: Eat up now Fry, eat up. Eat the arm to gain the strength of a war-bot. Then you can eat some rubber to gain the agility of a flex-bot. And I'm sure that I have some artificial genitalia in here somewhere...

Leela: So he can gain the drive and ambition of a hookerbot?

Professor: No, you fool! So that he can mate with the she-zilla bot, and produce monstrous cyborg children for my latest experiment!

[Reply #582 on:]

This round goes to anonymoose.

[Reply #583 on:]

Woohoo, twice in one lifetime.

[Reply #584 on:]

Farnsworth: "Amy, you look disgruntled.  Is something wrong?"

Amy [annoyed]: "Spleesh yes.  Fry keeps farting on purpose.  He thinks it's funny."

Fry: "hehehehehe..."

Farnsworth: "Oh no matter. In a few moments the experimental shaving cream he ate this morning will ignite the excess methane, and all will be well...

Fry: "EEP!"

[Reply #585 on:]

Farnsworth: Enjoy! I bought you all a jar of chutney and two delightful little men to eat.

[Reply #586 on:]

Farnsworth: Now everybody watch as I push this invisible three-foot hotdog into Fry's mouth and down his throat!

[Reply #587 on:]

Fry: Professor, are you blowing kisses at Amy?
Amy: Hey, thats sexual harassment!!
Professor: Oh, I'm not worried about that because I've invented a Desexual Harassmentizer.
Leela: What does that do?
Professor: Wouldn't you like to know?

[Reply #588 on:]

Prof: What are you talking about Fry? None of the dining room chairs have heated arm rests.

[Reply #589 on:]

Can someone delete this post please!!!! Thanks.

[Reply #590 on:]

Fry:If I sit with my mouth open for long enough the food will fly into my mouth.
Leela:*groans*

[Reply #591 on:]

Leela: Fry, snap out of it! Proffessor, can't you do anything about him?

Proffessor: Why of course! Okay Fry, hold still while I get my Super molecular ray-gun...

Fry: I'm awake, I'm awake!

Or...

Fry: I see the sea.

Amy: Fry, we're in space.

Fry: Well I see a big blue wet thingy in front of me.

Leela: Your suit?

[Reply #592 on:]

Leela: I'm sooo sleepy...

Amy: Me to... whats up with me....

Professor: Feeling sleepy Fry from your drink...?

Fry: Nope, no no I think I drank the super strength coffee...!

Professor: Damn my plan has failed again, I need a new heart damn you!

[Reply #593 on:]

LayZ takes the prize... of posting the next framegrab.

[Reply #594 on:]

[Reply #595 on:]

Bender: Hey, these chains aren't attached to anything.
Fry: We're not actually been held captive then! We're free to leave.
Zapp: Only Women could do this.
Fry: Yeah, stupid women.
Bender: Stupid ORGANIC women.
Kif: These are special chains you idiots, there supposed to trick men into thinking there free. That way, they are allowed to kill escaping prisoners under DOOP law.
Zapp: That's a silly law.
Kif: It's Brannigans third law.

[Reply #596 on:]

Zapp: You know, Yesterday I found out that Kif doesn't have a penis!
Fry/Bender: Hahahaha!
Kif: *Sigh*

[Reply #597 on:]

Fry: How come all these buildings are mad of wood?

Bender: Because it's a village run by women, the sex that is less smart and less physically attractive compared to men.

Zapp: He's right. They've had ages to discovery better materials. Just gimme a minute and I'll be able to pitch my own tent with wood.

Kif: [sigh]

[Reply #598 on:]

Zapp: And then... and then Amy did the whole engine crew... (gasp)... and broadcast it on the ship's video system!

[Reply #599 on:]

Zapp: Scotland .. hahahaha... Won gold? ... hahahaha... Scotland won? hahahahahaha...