Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

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I didn't say two I said a couple. And stop doing that!

A: Simolean central, used in fact as a storage point for sponges as I mentioned earlier. I will give you the other one to, because I'm bored and celebrating midnight. The other one was Chicago 2. Started as the "clean" Chicago, things took a turn for the worse when not only Al Capone's head in a jar got involved, but Al "Space" Capone signed a deal with him. The deal went down and sank - it turned out that "space" Capone didn't have the biro's. The city was on the verge of moral collapse when it was wiped out.

Q: Name each of the legs of King Grolsch in the Carling system.

And this time it isn't a trick!

Finally: Wooooooo, top of the page dance!

[Reply #481 on:]

A: bid, bod, sod and frod....oh, wait.....

Q: What is the approximate weight, in gold, of Benders eyes?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: Bender's eyes are not made from gold.

Q: Give a brief history of the galactic use of gold starting from the year 2500 to present. (3000)

[Reply #483 on:]

A: 2500: Gold is run dry.....

2552: Baron von Halegbrink produces his first artificial gold mine in southern Utah.

2553: The gold mine fails spectacularly

2560: He builds another one in Russia. It blows up 3 days after completion

2809: Gold tax is introduced. Wealthy people pay less if they have lots of ancient gold

2966: New source is discovered south of the planet where some aliens live...Morbos race, i think

3000-: Gold has become a commodity. Worth approximately 1 cent a gram.

Q: What was Baron von halegbrink's maiden name?

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A: Trick question. Again. His maiden name was Baron.

B: How much wood could a space Wood Chuck, chuck, if a space Wood Chuck, could chuck wood?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: If a space wood chuck could chuck wood it would be space wood, although space wood isn't real, so the space wood chuck would be out of a job.

Q: Who invented Space Wood Chucks?

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A: The evil Space Wood Chuck Generator, on Omicron Persei 8. Doi!

Q: If they could, would the space wood chucks who could chuck wood, chuck wood entirely in the nude? And if so, would chucking wood in the nude be illegal?

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A: The 2 trains would pass each other at precicly 4:37pm, at a combined speed of 176kph, at 139.7 kilometers from train A's starting location and 128.1 kilometers from train B's staring location. Needless to say, a cheese sandwhich would be involved.

Q: What happened to all the terrorists? I'm mean you dont see any terrorism-bots running around, where'd they all go?

[Reply #488 on:]

Bleh?

A: All the terrorism bots have gone somewhere where they can kill each other in peace. Like New Zealand or some place.

Q: As there are no terrorism bots anywhere near where anybody lives, would it be possible to nuke New Zealand and make the government say it was an 'unfortunate accident', seeing as no one cares?

[Reply #489 on:]

A:yes

Q:The terroism bots will ecscape though, how??

[Reply #490 on:]

A: Great, so terrorists can't fly planes? I think they proved they could. Or maybe not. The twin towers are quite tall.

Q: Elaborate on Blane's last answer.

[Reply #491 on:]

a:umm you didnt answer my question..

Q:thats not even a question... why did he do that???

[Reply #492 on:]

A: cause he's a jackass
Q: why does this thread always get so offtopic?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Because idiots like you send it this way.

Q: CAN YOU Elaborate on Blanes answer? Please?

[Reply #494 on:]

A:no

Q:how will the next person trun this into something futurama??

[Reply #495 on:]

A: By ignoring your next question.

Q: Does this matter? Take note of the topic name and the fact that it does not contain the word "Futurama". Also bear in mind that no-one else seems to care.

On a side note:

All this is vaguely related to the Futurama world. I noticed that your question didn't involve Futurama characters. I try to link my questions in to the universe that they live in. I also think that I did answer your question, by suggesting aircraft as a possible escape.

Burn.

[Reply #496 on:]

A:no

Q:How was fry's leg torn off??

[Reply #497 on:]

A: It was? He probably caught it in a door.

Q: How may times did Baron Von Halegbrink's nose get caught in a similar door? Explain how.

[Reply #498 on:]

A:1000011100010100011000111011. must of the times when it happened he was looking for gold in his nose and he tripped and got it stuck in the door
Q: why dont you realize no one wants to elaborate on blanes answer?

[Reply #499 on:]

Originally posted by mookie427:
Bleh?

It was meant to be a "smart ass answer" as the thread is titled. Meant to be funny!

[Reply #500 on:]

Ah yes, thats OK.

A: (to SORF's Q) He is an idiot, pure and simple, focused on one thing in life: To go on and on about something until we all die

Q: What would happen on Omicron Persei 8, if some random joe just walked up to the presidential palace and said "I want to kill Lrrr"?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: He would be known thereafter as "meals on wheels"

Q: Seeing as there are no emo's in the future, explain how they became extinct.

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A: Well, this is complicated.....You see, in 2409, there was this giant galactic war, between the emos and the mutants...to cut a long story short, the emos were led to a dark cave, some where in canada, tricked into thinking they were going to live, so they all comitted suicide by jumping into the mutant piranha death pool...some survived, and became super emotants, which continue to roam the streets of old new york, looking for someone to slit thier wrists with them....

Q: If all the emos were killed, why does New New York have suicide booths? (discount the fact that ordinary people use them)

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A: Lets not forget about the goths and the mentally ill, they deserve suicide booths just as much as the next alchoholic robot

Q: What are the heads of all the old boy bands up to un the year 3k?

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A:  The heads of the boy bands are trying (futilely) to hook up with Beck and Bender on the broken robot tour.  Except for Hanson, who get crushed (what-if-ically) by giant Bender.

Q:  What if the Professor never invented the What-If machine?

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A: If the Professor had never invented the What-If machine, you never would have asked that question. So, by answering it, it would create an inconsistency loop whose feedback would tear the fabric of the universe apart.  *I* certainly don't want to be responsible for that!

Q: In the 21st century, people with lots of money are thrill-seeking by doing things like taking commercial space flights or buying ex-military jers from the Russians.  What do ridiculously weathly people do for thrills in the 31st century?

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A:  They own half of Mars, and talk oddly.  Or they monopolize robot oil, slap their nitwit sons, and try to take over the world.  Also, they hobnob at Spiderian silk functions, and eat turkey dogs.  A few even fund ridiculously useless research, thus underwriting the basis of the series.

Q:  If you were Igner, why?

[Reply #507 on:]

A. *smacks*

Q. When did the band, "Ceylon and Garfunkel" form?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: 2991

Q: Will Robot Hell ever be destroyed by the public

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Probably, if you give us big enough pitchforks!

Q: How many pitchforks could you fit into a black hole, and still have enough room for the TV Bender stole from those homeless dudes?

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A:3 1/2 (for some reason homeless guys have big-ass tvs)

Qwhy are homeless guys tvs so big???

[Reply #511 on:]

A: So they can live in them too

Q: How did Spargle make pies out of shoes?

[Reply #512 on:]

A:magic

Q:does magic exist in futurama??

[Reply #513 on:]

A: Oh god, here we go again. Yes, in fact, most vehicles run on magic. Except the ones that run on gaffa tape and a prayer.

Q: How many eggs do I have? MAGIC eggs.

[Reply #514 on:]

A:none(i stole them)

Q:How did leela die??

[Reply #515 on:]

A: She died of laughter directed at dumb questions.

Q: In what year did they celebrate the simpsons 900th episode?

[Reply #516 on:]

A. Three years ago. 

Q. When was Taco Bellvue Hospital built?

[Reply #517 on:]

In the year 298o. When the public finally learned the truth behind the "secret sauce" Taco bell was order to liquidate all its assets and build hospitals for the 100's infected.


Q:what happed to kfc in the future? Are they still around?

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A: They got obliterated by the McDonalds Corp. Spaceship, but then they got obliterated by Slurm and Mom.....

Q: What would the world be like if Mom ran the Slurm factory?

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A: You would get a free robot figurine with every Slurm Bottle purchased

Q: What are the enhabitants of Mc Pluto called?