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NoSocialLife

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« #320 : 01-03-2006 12:42 »
« : 01-03-2006 12:42 »

A:No...and even if they did they wouldn't want smart humans as they are already smart enough to come to another planet and attack it before humans could.

Q: What are the legths of the Proffesor's many assorted lengths of wire?
Quimbly

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« #321 : 01-03-2006 13:09 »
« : 01-03-2006 13:09 »

A: His sorting system goes like this:  itty-bitty, miniscule, short-like, short, average, slightly-longer-than-average, substantially-longer-than-average,
klingon sized, standard hanging-rope-tied-into-a-noose length, long, longer, crazy long, and infinite.

NOTE: The infinitely long wire isn't actually kept in his drawer of various lengths of wire, in fact, not even entirely in this universe.  An infinitely long wire would, of course, fill up the confines of the universe, since it is finite.  He only keeps the "cool" end in this unverise, and keeps the bulk of the write in one of his paraboxes.

Q: What would happen if the gold Bender, from universe "1", put the parabox containing the universe which houses the infinitely long wire into the original Bender's (from universe "A" ) infinitely large chest compartment .......................and then turned the box inside out?!
SORF

Starship Captain
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« #322 : 01-03-2006 17:44 »

A: stuff
(brain hurts to much for adequate response)
Q: whats bender like in the pirate universe?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #323 : 01-04-2006 02:05 »

A: A pirate.
Q: What exactly were Hippie Amy and Hippie Professor doing in the Hippie Universe?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« #324 : 01-04-2006 02:07 »
« : 01-04-2006 02:07 »

A: Slowing the passage of time.

Q: Where did they get the device that speeds/slows the passage of time?
Quimbly

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« #325 : 01-04-2006 10:56 »

A: They got it from that dealer down on the corner of the street.  In fact, you can get today.  It's called mariju...   <cough><cough> ahem.

Q: What are some other cool drugs in the 31st century, and what do they do?


(PS: "Stuff", "A pirate", wow you guys are really being creative these days...bravo)
SORF

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« #326 : 01-04-2006 18:36 »
« : 01-04-2006 18:36 »

meh.
 
A: heroine 7.8 (7.8 times the killing power!)
Q: why are we so damn uncreative?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« #327 : 01-04-2006 19:27 »

A: we watch too much tv.
Q:how will leela die?
SORF

Starship Captain
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« #328 : 01-04-2006 19:29 »

gasp
A: to much boot pain
Q: how old will she be?
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« #329 : 01-04-2006 20:24 »

A:Leela will be 45 and she will ironically die shopping for new boots becasuse her boots were too tight.

Q: Who will die first Amy or Fry? How?
Mas Rarraf

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« #330 : 01-04-2006 21:43 »

A: Fry, having Bender as a roommate leaves you open to many death threats. Nobody knows what happened because bender killed himself in the grief afterwards.

Q: What happened?
Dave B

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« #331 : 01-05-2006 10:42 »
« : 01-05-2006 10:42 »

A: Nobody knows... LOL well actually Bender got involved with the mob again but quit and they tracked bender down to his appartment, when bender wasn't there they broke in and found fry. Not wanting any witnesses they got fry with 'the clamps!' enough said.....

Q: Will Flexo ever get revenge on Bender for knocking him over, fighting with him on live tv for no reason, sending him to prison falsly accused, posing as him to trick his girlfriend, fighting again! And then making the mob follow Bender and finally squashing him with the Unbreakable Girder..........!
Quimbly

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« #332 : 01-05-2006 11:46 »

Nice job, DaveB.

A: You're damn right, he will! He's gonna rip off Bender's head and then stuff that unbendable girder down his throat!  Nah, I'm just kidding, he won't do that...

Q: Where does Bender's motive to "kill all humans" come from? 
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #333 : 01-05-2006 11:56 »

Thanks Quimbly! I like to make my answers creative too as it makes the whole topic more fun to participate in!

A: His homicidal dreams...

Q: Where did Leela learn to fly a spaceship anyway???
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« #334 : 01-05-2006 14:59 »

A) career chip!
Q) has zoidberg a career chip as well?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #335 : 01-05-2006 15:12 »

A: Yes, but its defective.
Q: Which country was first to implement the career chips?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« #336 : 01-05-2006 16:04 »

A:  Robonia, of course.
Q:  How was Mom involved in this?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #337 : 01-05-2006 16:37 »
« : 01-05-2006 23:00 »

I didn't know the career chips changed your personal skills etc??? Are you sure...

Anyway:

A: She created the robots who produced the career chips in Robonia

Q: Why are we talking about a made up country?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« #338 : 01-05-2006 18:40 »

A. because its the law.

Q. is robania a neutral country, or do they enjoy the pleasure of killing humans?
SORF

Starship Captain
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« #339 : 01-05-2006 20:10 »

A: the goverment doesnt encourage the killings. but rumour has it they kill the most
Q: what borders robonia
Mas Rarraf

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« #340 : 01-05-2006 20:13 »
« : 01-05-2006 23:00 »

A: The Land of Spells and Faries!

Q: If Calculon is such a great actor, why hasn't he won any Academy Awards?
SORF

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« #341 : 01-05-2006 20:14 »

hey mas i answered it first! SUBMIT AND ANSWER MINE
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« #342 : 01-06-2006 07:41 »

Sorry, i didn't see.
Quimbly

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« #343 : 01-06-2006 10:42 »

A: Calculon angered the Academy at the infamous after-the-show Academy Awards party in which he was nominated, but lost to Acting Unit #4551.  After not having had any alcohol for 24 hours, Calculon in his dazed stupor blurted out, "You Academy types can't tell a good actor from your exhaust pipe!".  The board never forgave him.

Q: What is the national anthem of Robonia?
TomAllen

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« #344 : 01-06-2006 14:17 »

A:  You mean, besides:
"Hail, Hail Robonia!  A land I didn't make up!"
Then I would guess it might start:
"O Robonia, My One and Native Land...."
But what country would have such a lame anthem?  ;)

Q:  Coilette's pal Calculon has lived for about 1,000 years, as he was the second were-car.  Why hasn't his great ACTING talent been recognized more fully?  I mean, he can show ANGER, FEAR, SORROW, and any other feeling that actors -- human or robot -- can emulate.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #345 : 01-06-2006 15:04 »

A: Because he kept on changing his identity so he wasn't recognised as one great actor

Q: Will Zoidberg ever get as new shell if so what will it be of?
Mas Rarraf

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« #346 : 01-07-2006 02:31 »

A: It will be that nice biker one seen in the catalogue. *shudder*

Q: What shell would he have preferred?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« #347 : 01-07-2006 04:16 »

A: Anything with food in it.

Q: Why does Zoidberg's species (crustaceans?) die when they have sex?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #348 : 01-07-2006 10:34 »

A: Because the experience is so glorious, that life is just downhill afterwards.

Q: Who raises the children of the crustaceans after the parents die?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« #349 : 01-07-2006 13:06 »

A. no one, they all go off to be unsuccessful doctors like  zoidberg

Q. why is zoidberg such a horrible doctor?
Tonrey

Crustacean
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« #350 : 01-07-2006 14:04 »
« : 01-07-2006 14:04 »

A. Because he knows nothing about the human body.

Q. What sport was fry's mom listening to when giving birth to fry.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #351 : 01-07-2006 15:31 »

A: American Football

Q: How many commies did Frys grandad blast in the war
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« #352 : 01-09-2006 10:35 »

A: None, he actually was an army desserter.  He just told everyone that he killed hundreds of commies to throw off their suspicions.

Q: If Fry hadn't met Bender in the future, who do you think would have been his best friend?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #353 : 01-09-2006 15:42 »

A: Seymour

Q: What would of happend if Seymour didn't wait for Fry?
Mas Rarraf

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« #354 : 01-09-2006 20:30 »

A: The Space-Time continuum would have been torn.

I call it a Mas-Hole

Q: Who would have been seen in the Mas-Hole?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #355 : 01-10-2006 05:20 »

A: It would have been the professor who would be mumbling to Leela about the revival of the dog in the future.

And Its called a Dave-hole, it was my idea.... lol!  :D

Q: Did Mr Pinutchi see the Dave-hole? 
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« #356 : 01-10-2006 08:12 »

A:  No, Mr. Pinucci didn't see the Tom-hole.  He was too busy watching Seymour the dog doing two -- no, three -- things in the pizza sauce.

Q:  How did Seymour get flash-fossilized?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« #357 : 01-10-2006 11:01 »

A: From the invading aliens' flash-fossilization ray, of course! 

Q: Who else has flash-fossilized in this alien attack on Earth? 
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #358 : 01-10-2006 12:57 »

A: I C Wiener was

Q: Why did the aliens leave plant Earth after invading it????
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« #359 : 01-10-2006 14:03 »
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A: They didn't come to occupy Earth.  Wanton destruction and trophies were their goals.  Nothing looks better mounted on the wall than a human's fast-fossilized head!

Q: The holophone is pretty cool, but what other new instruments exist in the 31st century?
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