Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #200 on:]

A. Because you're nose won't be to Urectum.

Q. Why did they change Uranus's name to Urectum and not something that wasn't so easy to make fun of?

[Reply #201 on:]

A. Narrative causality.

Q. If Fry cracks corn and no one cares, how great is Bender?

[Reply #202 on:]

 

Originally posted by BenderNeedBooze:
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOWTOPLAY!

Originally posted by CrapBag:
edittt:::
wait bender need booze, are u telling me u been here since semptember and still dont know how to play? thats sad. it kinda tells u in the title

Quiet, both of you.
BNB- Settle down. It's just a chain of Futurama-related questions and made-up answers.
CrapBag- Don't try to be a smartarse, it doesn't suit you. PS, type properly.

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Sorry guys, I'm in a bad mood right now. Normally it's all    &    with me...

seriously though, stop it

[Reply #203 on:]

A: Acording to Dave, Very.

Q: What is your favorite ride at Luna Park?

[Reply #204 on:]

A. it's a small universe.

Q. Why is Apollo 11 on the Moon in the future?

[Reply #205 on:]

A: A race of aliens, returning from a successful conquest of blasting down-town buildings to the ground in New York City (see Episode 1, Season 1), stole the Apollo 11 as they left.  Realizing it was just TOO big and heavy to haul back to their home planet, they decided to dump it back on the moon.

Q: What were the names of the last Planet Express crew?  Were they robots, aliens, humans, or other?

[Reply #206 on:]

A. They captain's name was Guy, a hip 20something year old the first mate was Leia, a sexy human from another world, and the cook's name was Bonder, a robot made to help in nuclear fusion.

Q. What happened to Bonder?

[Reply #207 on:]

A: He married Jane Fonda's head. She changed her name to Jane Fonda-.....you get it

Q: What does Lrrr's bumper sticker say?

[Reply #208 on:]

A: I DON'T break for Earthicans.

Q: What does Morbo's bumper sticker say?

[Reply #209 on:]

A. "I WILL BREAK BACKS OF EARTHICANS".

Q. What does Elzar's bumper sticker say?

[Reply #210 on:]

A. BAM!

Q. What does Elzar Drive?

[Reply #211 on:]

A:What kind of caaaah does Elzaaaah drive? A hover-Ferraaaaari of course. No Question, BAM!

Q:What is Calculon's most prized possession?

[Reply #212 on:]

A: The oscar that he won (in his dreams).

Q: In the episode, "My Three Suns", how did Fry ever manage to fit a transcript of the entine book full of the "Royal Oath" onto his arm, when he gave his emperor acceptance speech?

[Reply #213 on:]

A: Alrite, first he wrote it in teeny teeny writing going from his upper shoulder down to his knee, knowing that this took a long time he asked bender to do, but bender couldn't be asked to do it so he bought the Royal Oath On Tape and listen to it why he was asleep.

Q: Why was leela wearing a lime green vest one time?

[Reply #214 on:]

A. Impulse.

Q. Why does Leela buy lime green things on impulse?

[Reply #215 on:]

A. It's one of several mutations.

Q. What are some of Leela's other mutations we don't see?

[Reply #216 on:]

A: Her Hideous Extra Left Toe

Q: What does she call her toe next to her hideous toe?

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(My answer to the mutations question: Two belly buttons; yellowish, long, and extremely hard toenails; and an extremely high emotional imbalance.)

A: Philip T. Fry (where T. stands for Toe)... She'd never tell anyone about it, of course.

Q: What kinds of things do Zoidberg's race eat on their home planet?

[Reply #218 on:]

I'll answer Quimbly's Question

A: Snails like his mate who picked on him when he was little

Q: Does Zoidberg and Morbo have anything in common?

[Reply #219 on:]

A. They both like snails with extra salt.

Q. Does it snow much in the future?

[Reply #220 on:]

A: yes, but the snowflakes are actually crystals of Ice-9, except on xmas when it snows shredded polystyrene packaging peanuts.

Q: Where did Leela get the silver potato she used to clog the exhaust pipe of the original Were-car?

[Reply #221 on:]

A: She went to a silver farmer, on christon 3, it was a windy hike but after 3 days and almost freezing to death they capture the silver potato of the evil silver farmer, using their silver pitchfork

Q: Which taste better molten boren (sorry if spelt wrong) or bachelor chow

[Reply #222 on:]

Just got to answer this one, heh...

A: Depends. Molten Boron is better than Original Bachelor Chow, but BC tastes better since they added Flavor.

Q: Why must Zoidburg be a crustacean in love?

[Reply #223 on:]

A: because he hasn't got anything else to do!!!

Q: How come in spanish fry, you don't hear fry heavily breathing, because he has no nose?

[Reply #224 on:]

A: Heavily breaths through his mouth

Q: What word does Professor Farnsworth describe Zoidberg as in relation to what his shell his made out of in "Why must I be a crustacean in love?"

[Reply #225 on:]

A: Well, that question made NO sense at all, so here's my answer: breath-freshening ham flavored gum.

Q: What's a wedding night like for a man and woman from the Neutral planet?

[Reply #226 on:]

a. they sit in bed and discuss issues that take no particular sides

Q: how do the neutral people get in a war?

[Reply #227 on:]

A: Somebody starts a war and the others are to undecided to continue or stop it.

Q: How do people on the neutral planet get speeding tickets?

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Q: If the limit of speed the car was traveling at was undecided if the neutral in the car had overtaken it or not?

A: In the Fry and the Slurm Factory episode which item of clothing does the Professor try on in the gift shop?

[Reply #229 on:]

A: you dont ask those kind of those questions, you ask ones you dont see in eps like, "does Zoidberg Wear Underpants"

Q: Does Zoidberg Wear Underpants?

[Reply #230 on:]

A:Nope

Q:Will Professor Farnsworth ever get married?

[Reply #231 on:]

A: Only if he gets mom really drunk

Q: Could he get mom drunk?

[Reply #232 on:]

A: Only if Bender doesn't get the liquor first

Q: What is the muted verse of bender's B-E-N-D-E-R song in The honking?

[Reply #233 on:]

A: Whoooo! B-E-N-D-E-R, that's me, Bennnnnder!  Alright, sing it now, B-E-N-D-E-R. Hungh!  Get in the hot tub!  Oh yeah!  B-E-N-D-E-R, BENDER!Sing it now!

Q: What are some other famous cars that are werecars?

[Reply #234 on:]

A:the whole cast of "all my curcuits"

Q:who would Prof.Farnsworth kill first if he went on a murdurous rampage?

[Reply #235 on:]

A: Zoidberg.....no, wait!  Wernstrum!

Q: How could the whole cast of "All My Cicuits" by werecars when none of them are actually cars?  Anyway, nevermind that, here's the real question:

RQ: The speed of light was increased by scientists in 2208.  What other laws/constants of physics have been changed, and why?

[Reply #236 on:]

A: Every scientist has a free spud-u-like coupon, worth a free spud that u would like

Q: Which Spud would Zoidberg Like?

[Reply #237 on:]

A: (I can see why they call you "IDIOTSVILLE".  Your answer didn't even remotely answer the question.)  Which spud would Zoidberg like?  The one that looks like it has the face of the prophet from Zoidberg's world.

Q: (I'll ask this again...) The speed of light was increased by scientists in 2208. What other laws/constants of physics have been changed, and why?

[Reply #238 on:]

A: By altering the speed of light all other laws and "constants" of physics would also be altered. Sweet Question Quimbly!

Q: Precisely how does the Planet Express ships engine work & maneuver the ship threw space?

[Reply #239 on:]

A) it's not the engine. it's leela.
Q) why does bender smoke cigars, and not cigarettes?