Futurama Limericks Game

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For those who dunno what a limerick is:
"A humorous verse of five lines".
E.G:
I know a guy called Fry,
Who likes his pie,
Doesn't know what to do,
Thinks he has the flu,
And then he goes off to cry.

Ive searched and found nothing and can tell that it may close but has hope it won't.

[#1 :]

Plus, the lines have to to go:
A
A
B
B
A

General rules
A should be about 9 syllables
As should all rhyme
B should be about 6 syllables
Bs should all rhyme
...
Can't think of one from the top of my mind at the moment...

[#2 :]

Doesn't have to be that many sylla-thingy but the rest is okay.

[#3 :]

I once found a cool show called Futurama
A sci-fi comedy, I definitely prefer to a drama
sure loved this show
But where did it go?
Me thinks Fox is in line for some bad karma

haha... lame. But this thread doesn't look too bad, theres alot of really clever creative people around who could come up with some gold. However I wonder if this belongs in fan art? There might even be a Futurama poetry thread somewhere, I don't know what words you actually searched for or where.

edit: oh wait, right this is a game...  How will the game work?

[#4 :]

There once was a lady called Leela
Who had a certain appeala
Espicially to Fry
Who did nothing but try
To get his hands on her and feel her

[#5 :]

i am writing a lemrick about futurama,
truly this poem isn't kicking a llama,
But who really cares if i would kick a llama,
I dont know but would your mamma?
Anyway this show is great, I certainly dont hate futurama.

[#6 :]

There was once a robot named Bender
He was on network that was too tender.
So he sent out a letter with antharx
to the networks execs
but he forgot the stamp and it killed fry when it said return to sender.

sorta long, but guh.

[#7 :]

there once was a monster named morbo
the human race was his foe
he read your news  and was fearful
but linda was much to cheerfull
so he ate her including her big toe

[#8 :]

Pfft, amatuers.  Limericks are supposed to be a bit risqué.  Here are some saucy ones to tantilize your limerick bones (don't have a Limerick bone in your body?  Talk to Faze, I'm sure he can hook you up).  I assume you can guess which episodes they are taken from:
 
It happened around Vergon 6
With Brannigan trolling for chicks.
Leela felt sorry
Then started to worry
That she had let him take pics.
---
It starts with a surplus of jelly
stored somewhere near the belly.
It makes lobsters go nuts
Zoidberg went for Fry's guts
When he's usually quite a nice felly.
---
While hiking Cyclopian ruin
Fry sees what Alkazar's doin'
Fry knows the key
To set Leela free,
Free from the jerkbag she's been screwin'.
---
What kind of girl risks her job,
By having affairs with a slob?
Stamp Form 69-I,
then drop by his sty
and proceed to bob on his knob.
---
To the depth of the sea with a crash,
was a guest at the mermaid mayor's bash.
Fry got to third base,
but his crotch-interface
made him leave without making a splash.
---
On a planet of gigantic women
where danger and sex-jokes are brimmin'
"Snu snu," Kif cried,
"Is no way to have died!"
But the other two can't stop their grinnin'.
---
On an airbase somewhere in New Mex.
Occurred most incestuous sex.
With his grandfather dead,
got his grandma in bed...
Jeez, Fry, next time ride a T-Rex.

I'll post more later.

[#9 :]

Well, here's one I wrote a while back:

Her big rescue mission was left laggin’
By that Brannigan’s incessant naggin’
Pity grew from anger;
Allowed Zapp to bang her
Oh, it must have been all the champagne!


And for more Futurama related poetry, see this thread:
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/4-000862/

DrT, you should write some stuff for it...

[#10 :]

I knew i should've checked everywhere else.

[#11 :]

is this just like you make a poem??

[#12 :]

felly?

1X, bender wanted to cream,
'cause it hurt bender's self-esteem,
so he got downgraded to wood,
tried to destroy all that he could,
turns out it was only a dream.

a giant bee stings fry,
everyone started to cry,
familar faces from the past,
into space fry is cast,
a musical number? WHY!!!!

[#13 :]

wwe_fk where have you been?

[#14 :]

This thread seperates wheat from chaff
Cos there's two ways of gettin a laugh
Being so lame its sad,
Or so smart its bad
Dumpty dumpty dumpty daff

[#15 :]

i wrote this naked on my sofa:

My eyes zoom when I see you
Oh leela
I feel fuzzy
Oh leela
Come and akiss me baby

[#16 :]

^^^That's not even a limerick!

There once was a fella named Fry,
He was an unpopular guy.
He fell forward in time,
With barely a dime,
In a suicide booth he did die!

[#17 :]

I've been around. just not much to post about.

the devil gives fry new fingers,
his regret soon lingers,
fry does some shows,
everyone goes,
and he turns the crew into singers.

[#18 :]

I will always love Futurama,
Basicaly i hate anything thats Drama,
The funniest charactor is Fry,
I can never say bye,
As long as i have no bad Karma

[#19 :]

and this is a game how?

[#20 :]

Well now we've understood Limericks we have to do it in one sentance per person. You may repeat the other sentances if you wish.
Ill start:
"I have a freind called Leela..."

[#21 :]

"who loved to drink tequilla"

[#22 :]

There once was agreat animation
with a robot and doctor crustacean
it lasted five seasons
cancelled for no reason
and now on adult swim's rotation

[#23 :]

tyraniak,Thats a good one but its a bit too late. Finish this:
dr.bender nye-
"I have a freind called Leela..."
Dan1248- "who loved to drink tequilla"

[#24 :]

i don't get this thread someone tell me what is about

[#25 :]

 

Originally posted by Me:
For those who dunno what a limerick is:
"A humorous verse of five lines".
E.G:
I know a guy called Fry,
Who likes his pie,
Doesn't know what to do,
Thinks he has the flu,
And then he goes off to cry.
Ive searched and found nothing and can tell that it may close but has hope it won't.

Next time read the top of the thread when you don't understand

[#26 :]

here we go

i have a friend maned leela
who likes to drink lots of tewuilla
she took of her bra
at space mardi gra
and hit fry when he did cop a feela

[#27 :]

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
tyraniak,Thats a good one but its a bit too late. Finish this:
dr.bender nye-
"I have a freind called Leela..."
Dan1248- "who loved to drink tequilla"

"Add a word"-type games are frowned upon.  You're best bet is to write your own.  No, it's not much of a game that way.  Yes, it probably could/should be consolidated in the Futurama Poetry Thread that JBERGES linked to.  And questioning my use of "felly," eh, wwe?  I think you're forgetting something:

[#28 :]

this is counfuseing

[#29 :]

Fine get someone to close it down if thats how you feel.

[#30 :]

if i just knew what a limewritkey was