best line vote

[Reply #40 on:]

Unfortunately there are too many good lines to decide just one.

[Reply #41 on:]

Does anybody know if there will be a Fall Madness this year, and if there is, when it will begin? Just asking, incase the survivor for this rolls into that.

[Reply #42 on:]

Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)

Sal:what do I look like- a guy who ain't lazy? (the series has landed)

what's fall madness

[Reply #43 on:]

14.Fry:You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas)

[Reply #44 on:]

(Sorry if it's already nominated; It should be on there, it's a good quote!) "Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history!" Professor Farnsworth, Roswell That Ends Well.

[Reply #45 on:]

Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas).  and Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

[Reply #46 on:]

I agree with ya Wolf

[Reply #47 on:]

one of the best was by the mayor of New New York
It was when Bender was about to be executed by the city after imitating Santa Claus.

Everyone at PE went to rescue him, dressed up as Santa Claus, and Zoidberg comes in as Jesus.

The mayor figures things out and says.

"Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus"
Mayor=Underrated

[Reply #48 on:]

ok all of those apart from the last one have been said before

[Reply #49 on:]

so who won
i hope is it:
If i die tell my wife "hello"

[Reply #50 on:]

nothing's won yet

[Reply #51 on:]

For the new page...

Nominees so far:
1. Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass (general catchphrase)
2. Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards!(when aliens attack)
3. Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!(Bendin' in the wind)
4. Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)
5. Fry: My God... a million years.(space pilot 3000)
6. Prof Farnsworth: Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!(The Farnsworth Parabox)
7. Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty!(The why of fry)
8.Zapp: You win again gravity (Amazon women in the mood)
9.Fry: Brain! brain make people dumb (The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
10.Chester A. Arthur:Chester A. Arthur fall down (the day the earth stood stupid)
11.Zapp:These balls are making me testy (war is the H-word)
12.Zapp:Balls throughly licked(war is the H-word)
13.Hermies:Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth (The sting)
14.Fry:You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas)
15.God:When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all(Godfellas)
16.Narrator:You watched it, you can't unwatch it stay tuned for more tales of interest.(Anthology of interests I+II)
17.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)
18.Prof Farnsworth: My god they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till January third! (X-mas story)
19.Zapp:wait what are you people idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. (The lesser of 2 evils)
20.Zapp:If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate (When aliens attack)
21.Leela:I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.(the sting)
22.Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)
23.Zoidberg:Gracias (when aliens attack)
24.Morbo:Ha Ha Ha kittens give Morbo gas (a big piece of garbage)
25.Bender: Hand me the Becktionary. [A man offers him the book.] No, no, the rhyming Becktionary. (Bendin' in the Wind)
26.Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.(The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings)
27.Bender: Your Mamas so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease.(Futurama Comics (#15 UK)- The Bender You Say)
28.Bender:Oh Your GOD!(Amazon women in the mood)
29.Ipgee: Oh my various gods X-ray specks!(How hermies requisitioned his groove back)
30.Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow (space pilot 3000)
31.Kif:If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little? (Amazon women in the mood)
32.Neutral leader: If I die tell my wife hello (Brannigan begin again)
33.Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)
34.Lrrr: this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us! (Love and Rocket)
35.Guardbot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly-formatted data file?(Fear Of A Bot Planet)
36.Bender: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent.(The Honking)
37.Bender: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. [Santa whacks Bender over the head with his sack.]
Ow! God! The pain! (Xmas Story)
38.Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)
39.Sal:what do I look like- a guy who ain't lazy? (the series has landed)
40.Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history! (Roswell that ends well)
41.Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)

There are 9 spots remaining.

[Reply #52 on:]

I know this isn't 100percent right. Does someone else know it off heart?

Robot Devil: I don't like these hands, they are always touching themselves and stuff.
Fry: They do get around

(The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings)

[Reply #53 on:]

The quote is...
"Robot Devil: Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in places.
Fry: Yeah, they get around."

[Reply #54 on:]

not sure this is accurate,

fry:you mean we can use the army id cards, buy some bubblegum and quit with no strings attached.

army guy:exactly, unless war were declared.
Loud Bell Rings

fry: what does that bell mean?

army guy: war were declared.

+

Prof: Sweet Zombie Jesus!

[Reply #55 on:]

fry- what if that thing i said

[Reply #56 on:]

Thanks i_c_weiner!

[Reply #57 on:]

The Grunkalunka song in
Fry and The Slerm Factory is great 2.

[Reply #58 on:]

Liubot: "I'll always remember you Phillip J. Fry...MEMORY DELETED"

[Reply #59 on:]

when will we find out who won?

[Reply #60 on:]

we're just getting nominees voting will start when we have 50 and will last.......... I dunno? a month? maybe 2

[Reply #61 on:]

bite my shiney metal as to win!

[Reply #62 on:]

I have already nominated 5 quotes but can I dig up 9 more random quotes so that voting can get underway already? Or someone else, nominate some more quotes. This has taken too long.

[Reply #63 on:]

I think that we only need 3 now so go ahead

[Reply #64 on:]

Okay.
3 random quotes taken from the IMDB memorable quotes page.

- Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. (Space pilot 3000)

- Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt. (My Three Suns)

-Professor Farnsworth: Ah, to be young again... and also a robot. (can't remember which episode)

I don't think those ones were nominated yet.

[Reply #65 on:]

What about:

Prof: Why! Why! Why didn't I break his legs?!
      (After he tell the crew about gaping   at Leela's eye he turns to her, stares,  and makes the funniest noise ever.)
"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome."

Fry: Once, my toilet was broke and I went straight in the garbage.
      Bender! Have you seen my sombrero?
(The noise fry makes when he smell's the big ball of garbage through the smell-o-scope.
Zoidberg: Help! A guinnea pig tricked me.
Hermes: My Manwich!
        Sweet something of someplace.


Leela: He has Talking Hump Syndrome.
Robot: Ah, THS.

Grunga-lungas: Grunga-lunga dunkety darned guards.
Bender:Shut the hell up!

Fry: It's every man for himself!(Sinks in quick moon sand) Help me Leela!

Human Bender's Wooooo's in Anth. of Int.

Nibbler: The line with Past-nastification.
Sal: Theres the world's drinkings waters is safes for anothers days.

Bender: Those could be anyone's thoughts fat ass.
     
Honestly, I saw the list and those are some weak quotes.I think these should be added to it.

[Reply #66 on:]

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Prof: Why! Why! Why didn't I break his legs?!
(After he tell the crew about gaping at Leela's eye he turns to her, stares, and makes the funniest noise ever.)
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Just which ep did this come from?

[Reply #67 on:]

i find the best part of a women is the boobies (amazon women)

[Reply #68 on:]

 

Originally posted by smision:

-Professor Farnsworth: Ah, to be young again... and also a robot. (can't remember which episode)

The Series Has Landed

[Reply #69 on:]

bite my shiny metal ass

[Reply #70 on:]

That was the first one added 

[Reply #71 on:]

can i see the nommines

[Reply #72 on:]

Nominees so far:
1. Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass (general catchphrase)
2. Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards!(when aliens attack)
3. Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!(Bendin' in the wind)
4. Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)
5. Fry: My God... a million years.(space pilot 3000)
6. Prof Farnsworth: Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!(The Farnsworth Parabox)
7. Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty!(The why of fry)
8.Zapp: You win again gravity (Amazon women in the mood)
9.Fry: Brain! brain make people dumb (The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
10.Chester A. Arthur:Chester A. Arthur fall down (the day the earth stood stupid)
11.Zapp:These balls are making me testy (war is the H-word)
12.Zapp:Balls throughly licked(war is the H-word)
13.Hermies:Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth (The sting)
14.Fry:You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas)
15.God:When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all(Godfellas)
16.Narrator:You watched it, you can't unwatch it stay tuned for more tales of interest.(Anthology of interests I+II)
17.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)
18.Prof Farnsworth: My god they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till January third! (X-mas story)
19.Zapp:wait what are you people idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. (The lesser of 2 evils)
20.Zapp:If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate (When aliens attack)
21.Leela:I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.(the sting)
22.Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)
23.Zoidberg:Gracias (when aliens attack)
24.Morbo:Ha Ha Ha kittens give Morbo gas (a big piece of garbage)
25.Bender: Hand me the Becktionary. [A man offers him the book.] No, no, the rhyming Becktionary. (Bendin' in the Wind)
26.Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.(The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings)
27.Bender: Your Mamas so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease.(Futurama Comics (#15 UK)- The Bender You Say)
28.Bender:Oh Your GOD!(Amazon women in the mood)
29.Ipgee: Oh my various gods X-ray specks!(How hermies requisitioned his groove back)
30.Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow (space pilot 3000)
31.Kif:If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little? (Amazon women in the mood)
32.Neutral leader: If I die tell my wife hello (Brannigan begin again)
33.Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)
34.Lrrr: this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us! (Love and Rocket)
35.Guardbot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly-formatted data file?(Fear Of A Bot Planet)
36.Bender: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent.(The Honking)
37.Bender: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. [Santa whacks Bender over the head with his sack.]
Ow! God! The pain! (Xmas Story)
38.Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)
39.Sal:what do I look like- a guy who ain't lazy? (the series has landed)
40.Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history! (Roswell that ends well)
41.Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)

I FOUND THEASE

[Reply #73 on:]

Unfortunately there are too many good lines to decide just one.

[Reply #74 on:]

Bender:Thats what makes it SO funny!(Laughs... well weirdly)
Okay he wasn't joking now shut up and follow me
(Makes me laugh every time-From 4ACV15 - The Farnsworth Parabox)

[Reply #75 on:]

32.Neutral leader: If I die tell my wife hello (Brannigan begin again)
1. Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass (general catchphrase)40.Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history! (Roswell that ends well)
41.Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)

[Reply #76 on:]

lets just vote

[Reply #77 on:]

Nominees so far:
1. Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass (general catchphrase)
2. Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards!(when aliens attack)
3. Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!(Bendin' in the wind)
4. Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)
5. Fry: My God... a million years.(space pilot 3000)
6. Prof Farnsworth: Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!(The Farnsworth Parabox)
7. Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty!(The why of fry)
8.Zapp: You win again gravity (Amazon women in the mood)
9.Fry: Brain! brain make people dumb (The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
10.Chester A. Arthur:Chester A. Arthur fall down (the day the earth stood stupid)
11.Zapp:These balls are making me testy (war is the H-word)
12.Zapp:Balls throughly licked(war is the H-word)
13.Hermies:Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth (The sting)
14.Fry:You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas)
15.God:When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all(Godfellas)
16.Narrator:You watched it, you can't unwatch it stay tuned for more tales of interest.(Anthology of interests I+II)
17.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)
18.Prof Farnsworth: My god they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till January third! (X-mas story)
19.Zapp:wait what are you people idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. (The lesser of 2 evils)
20.Zapp:If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate (When aliens attack)
21.Leela:I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.(the sting)
22.Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)
23.Zoidberg:Gracias (when aliens attack)
24.Morbo:Ha Ha Ha kittens give Morbo gas (a big piece of garbage)
25.Bender: Hand me the Becktionary. [A man offers him the book.] No, no, the rhyming Becktionary. (Bendin' in the Wind)
26.Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.(The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings)
27.Bender: Your Mamas so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease.(Futurama Comics (#15 UK)- The Bender You Say)
28.Bender:Oh Your GOD!(Amazon women in the mood)
29.Ipgee: Oh my various gods X-ray specks!(How hermies requisitioned his groove back)
30.Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow (space pilot 3000)
31.Kif:If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little? (Amazon women in the mood)
32.Neutral leader: If I die tell my wife hello (Brannigan begin again)
33.Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)
34.Lrrr: this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us! (Love and Rocket)
35.Guardbot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly-formatted data file?(Fear Of A Bot Planet)
36.Bender: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent.(The Honking)
37.Bender: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. [Santa whacks Bender over the head with his sack.]
Ow! God! The pain! (Xmas Story)
38.Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)
39.Sal:what do I look like- a guy who ain't lazy? (the series has landed)
40.Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history! (Roswell that ends well)
41.Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)
42."Robot Devil: Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in places.
Fry: Yeah, they get around." ( TDHAIPT)
43.Liubot: "I'll always remember you Phillip J. Fry...MEMORY DELETED" (I dated a Robot)
44.Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. (Space pilot 3000)
45.Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt. (My Three Suns)
46.Professor Farnsworth: Ah, to be young again... and also a robot. (E2:TSHL)
47.Fry: It's every man for himself!(Sinks in quick moon sand) Help me Leela! (Episode 2: TSHL)
48.I find the best part of a women is the boobies (Amazon women in the mood)
49.Bender:Thats what makes it SO funny!(Laughs... well weirdly)
Okay he wasn't joking now shut up and follow me (Farnsworth Parabox)
50.Fry: I have Talking Hump Syndrome. (A Clone of my Own)
51. Zoidberg: Help! A guinnea pig tricked me. (Anthology of Interest I)
52. Sal: Theres the world's drinking water is safe for another day. (Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles)
53. Bender: Those could be anyone's thoughts fat ass. (I, Roomate)

Well I have added to i_c_weiner's list. I left out one or two quotes suggested by rigter85 just because they didn't have the episodes.

So I guess we should be ready to vote now more or less.

Edit (great function isn't it?!): quote 52. and 50.
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know your rights!

[Reply #78 on:]

 

Originally posted by PumaGirl:

50.Fry: I have Talking Hump Syndrome. (A Clone of my Own)

Changed from what someone said

[Reply #79 on:]

I'll make sure all quotes are correct. Does anybody know if there will be Fall Madness this year, and, if so, when it will happen? Also, I'll be waiting for Episode Survivor to end before starting this. It'll be a while until this starts, maybe into mid-September, but it will happen.