best line vote

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we have voted for the best charictor and voting is now underway for the best episode so lets have a vote for the best line its not as easy as the other 2 we can't have every line ever said on futurama so we need some nomenees.

when we have 50 voting will take place in a simelar style to this one
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-004301-1/

Small pieces of dialogue are also acceptable(if your line dosn't make sense without the line or 2 before it then write those down with it)

lets have 50 great futurama lines who will start me off?

[#1 :]

You should probably come up with nominees before opening the thread...

But nonetheless, I'll give you "Bite my shiny metal ass" as an obvious one to go into a poll.

[#2 :]

Zapp: stop expolding you cowards!

Nominees so far:
1. Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass (general catchphrase)
2. Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards!(when aliens attack)
3. Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!(Bendin' in the wind)
4. Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?(The sting)
5. Fry: My God... a million years.(space pilot 3000)
6. Prof Farnsworth: Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!(The Farnsworth Parabox)
7. Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty!(The why of fry)
8.Zapp: You win again gravity (Amazon women in the mood)
9.Fry: Brain! brain make people dumb (The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
10.Chester A. Arthur:Chester A. Arthur fall down (the day the earth stood stupid)
11.Zapp:These balls are making me testy (war is the H-word)
12.Zapp:Balls throughly licked(war is the H-word)
13.Hermies:Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth (The sting)
14.Fry:You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta to hope even more and cover your ears, and go bla bla bla bla bla bla(Godfellas)
15.God:When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all(Godfellas)
16.Narrator:You watched it, you can't unwatch it stay tuned for more tales of interest.(Anthology of interests I+II)
17.Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception Fry: No you'll make god cry (anthology of interest II)
18.Prof Farnsworth: My god they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till January third! (X-mas story)
19.Zapp:wait what are you people idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope. (The lesser of 2 evils)
20.Zapp:If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate (When aliens attack)
21.Leela:I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.(the sting)
22.Zapp:What are you, gay? (amazon women in the mood)
23.Zoidberg:Gracias (when aliens attack)
24.Morbo:Ha Ha Ha kittens give Morbo gas (a big piece of garbage)
25.Bender: Hand me the Becktionary. [A man offers him the book.] No, no, the rhyming Becktionary. (Bendin' in the Wind)
26.Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.(The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings)
27.Bender: Your Mamas so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease.(Futurama Comics (#15 UK)- The Bender You Say)
28.Bender:Oh Your GOD!(Amazon women in the mood)
29.Ipgee: Oh my various gods X-ray specks!(How hermies requisitioned his groove back)
30.Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow (space pilot 3000)
31.Kif:If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little? (Amazon women in the mood)
32.Neutral leader: If I die tell my wife hello (Brannigan begin again)
33.Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)
34.Lrrr: this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us! (Love and Rocket)
35.Guardbot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly-formatted data file?(Fear Of A Bot Planet)
36.Bender: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent.(The Honking)
37.Bender: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. [Santa whacks Bender over the head with his sack.]
Ow! God! The pain! (Xmas Story)
38.Zapp:Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast! (Love labours lost in space)
39.Sal:what do I look like- a guy who ain't lazy? (the series has landed)
40.Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's just get the heck outta here! Scr** history! (Roswell that ends well)
41.Mayor Wait a minute, your not Santa Claus, how dare you lie in front of Jesus (a tale of 2 santas)

There are 9 spaces left

[#3 :]

Bender: Oh crap! It's a miracle!
From Bendin' in the Wind.

[#4 :]

Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? (from The Sting)

[#5 :]

//My God... a million years.//
Fry, Space Pilot 3000.

[#6 :]

Professor: Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something!  Satan, you owe me!
(The Farnsworth Parabox)

[#7 :]

Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty!

Edit: of course this is fromThe Why of the Fry

[#8 :]

"You win again gravity!"

[#9 :]

"you can't have your charaters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

"brain! brain make people dumb"

"chester A. Aurther fall down"

[#10 :]

"These balls are making me testy!"

"Balls throughly licked"

{These lines are low-brow humor but funny nonetheless.)

[#11 :]

Shouldn't there be a limit on nominations a person can make?

Also, "Oh crap..." is from Bendin' in the Wind and "...nasty in the pasty" is from The Why of Fry.

[#12 :]

I know this one isnt exactaly right. Its been a while since ive watched em. Correct me please.

Hermes: "Sweet endangered Sloth of Ice planet Hoth!"

[#13 :]

I have two:

"You can't give up hope because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go blah blah blah..."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all."

[#14 :]

Jaswahhihi- It's "Sweet three-toed-sloth of Ice-Planet Hoth!"

[#15 :]

 

Originally posted by TwistedMetalKat:
"When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all."

good one, also "you watched it, you can't unwatch it"

[#16 :]

A bracket of 50?  Yeah, that's mathmatically sound.

I mean, "what are you people, idiots?"

[#17 :]

Silence!  I'm still wrestling with this envelope.

[#18 :]

(from memory so probably not entirely accurate)

My god they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till January third!

[#19 :]

Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception

Fry:  No, you'll make God cry

[#20 :]

It's a longshot, and "If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.  Checkmate."

[#21 :]

*can people please start telling me wich episodes these are from* this is hard
and yes it is ok for people to nominate erm im gonna say up to 5 at one time don't forget we need 50 it's a long way to go

*especially if you have a quote from season 3 that's the one box set I don't own

[#22 :]

"I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane." (Leela, The Sting)
 
"What are you, gay?" (Zapp, Amazon Women in the Mood)

[#23 :]

"Gracias." (Zoidberg, When Aliens Attack)

[#24 :]

"ha ha ha kittens give morbo gas"
morbo
a big piece of garbage

[#25 :]

"Your Mamas so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease."

Bender
Futurama Comics (#15 UK)- The Bender You Say

[#26 :]

"Oh Your GOD!"(Bender,"Amazon women in the mood" and comic #3 "The Owner of Mars Attacks!" )

[#27 :]

ebotron-
8- Brannigan said "You win again gravity" in Amazon Women in the Mood
10- Chester A. Arthur said "Chester A. Arthur fall down" in The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
13- That's from The Sting
14- Fry said that in Godfellas. Also, the quote is "You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!'"
15- God said that in Godfellas
16- You might want to add "Stay tuned for more Tales of Interest" to the end of that. And that's from Anthology of Interest I and II
18- Bender said that in Anthology of Interest II and tryaniak meant the line after it as well, so the quote would be "Bender: I see my antenna is lower, I better wiggle it for better reception.
Fry: No, you'll make God cry."
19- It was Farnsworth
20- It's "Wait. What are you people, idiots? I'm still going mano a mano with this envelope."
22- It is from When Aliens Attack.
25- His name is "Zoidberg"


"Bender: Hand me the Becktionary. [A man offers him the book.] No, no, the rhyming Becktionary."-Bendin' in the Wind

"Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends."-The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings

[#28 :]

"I'll find Fry's coffin, take his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane." (Leela, The Sting)

[#29 :]

Thanks alot i_c_weiner I think thats every thing.

And we've already got that one spacedal11 but good quote i think it deserved a second mension anyway.

[#30 :]

I know but I thought that we were voting on lines. I misread what this thread was about. Sorry.

[#31 :]

Ipgee: Oh my various gods X-ray specks!
How hermies requisitioned his groove back

Oh and

Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow space pilot 3000

[#32 :]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

[#33 :]

yeah but who said it (i'm assuming it was zapp) and when?

[#34 :]

Kif in "Amazon Women in the Mood"

I thought you were a Futurama fan. 

[#35 :]

if i die tell my wife hello
                  

[#36 :]

oo I know that one that's the neutral president in brannigen begin again
and for your information Teral if that is your real name I am the ultimate futurama seasons 1,2 and 4 fan I just do not own season 3............. yet

and how come no-one thought to correct my mistake earlyer it wasn't lou who said welcome to the world of tomorrow it was Terry I spotted it but if you had spotted it you could have told me Ha Ha Ha you guys just missed an opertunity to make me look like an idiot wait a mint (mmm mints) I just made myself look like an idiot aww     

[#37 :]

Well, I wasn't there to correct you.

Also, if you'd like me to, I can organize Futurama Quote Survivor for you, as I've had experience with hosting these games.

[#38 :]

Quotes-

• Fry: But... Bender need brain... for... smart making.

(How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back)

• Lrrr: this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!
  (Love and Rocket)
  
  
• Guardbot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly-formatted data file?

(Fear Of A Bot Planet)

• Bender: Ah! I got a good vibe from this place: Nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent.

(The Honking)

• Bender: Yeah? Well I don't believe in Santa Claus. Come on everybody, if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you. [Santa whacks Bender over the head with his sack.] Ow! God! The pain!

(Xmas Story)
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Originally posted by DrThunder88
"If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

[/small]This quote must win.

[#39 :]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Well, I wasn't there to correct you.

Also, if you'd like me to, I can organize Futurama Quote Survivor for you, as I've had experience with hosting these games.

Yeah I was going to ask you anyway
so i'll finish up doing the nominees and you can do the voting